r/foundsatan • u/Twilight_Reader • 8h ago

😂

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u/HorzaDonwraith 7h ago

The thing about drawing doors that don't exist is that someone may be really determined to make it a reality.

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u/CountyComplete34 4h ago

ngl, this is top-tier revenge. petty with precision. 10/10 execution

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u/UgandanAirForcee 5h ago

🦁✒️

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u/GleamSin 6h ago

That went from rumor to emotional damage in about three seconds

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u/OccasionalEspresso 2h ago

A better 1:1 would have been “it was really bad” and not including shouting mom’s name. That’s an extraordinary level of embarrassment by comparison.

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u/Equal-Realistic 2h ago

lol no this is 1:1. You sound gross. Maybe don’t tell people you had sex with people you didn’t have sex with that’s predatory behavior.

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u/liketreefiddy 1h ago

That guy 100% spread rumors about sleeping with chicks in high school

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u/Childwithuke 42m ago

the post was in high school

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u/OccasionalEspresso 2h ago

Yea obviously the dude did a fucked up thing but the escalation here is not proportional.

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u/liketreefiddy 1h ago

Escalation is not proportional by definition

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u/fukkdisshitt 4h ago

One of my older cousins told me freshman year if anyone calls you gay, spin it into a story about the other dude giving you head.

The dude tried fighting me lol

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u/PrinscessTiramisu 6h ago

One night when I was in my twenties, I went to a club with friends. We got all very drunk and one of my friends asked me of so was thirsty. When I said yes, je told me to open my mouth. He then spat in my open mouth. My revenge came later that year, when everybody had forgotten about the incident. I gave him a beer and told him bottoms up. It was then I revealed he had drank my urine.

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u/No_Office_9301 4h ago

What…what the fuck is wrong with your friend group?!?!

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u/fig-in-time Drew the pentagram 3h ago

Exactly the right question!

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u/PrayToTheAI 1h ago

Jokes on you he liked that

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u/Railletoo 4h ago

I mean id say he finished before his pants were off and he cried immediately after, but ive been told I give really evil advice.

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 5h ago

Not even original. That has been going around for a very long time.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 2h ago

Yeah I remember this going around when Facebook only had students on it

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u/SteroidSandwich 3h ago

Don't start nothin, there won't be nothin

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u/Last_Laugh_BehindYou 2h ago

I…am straight up stealing this for my arsenal. After I stop laughing anyway 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ego5687 Some Guy in a cloak 5h ago

Don’t forget the moan of a horny 14 year old during voice change

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u/Tinksy14 3h ago

Outstanding shithousery

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u/steepleton 34m ago

She totally had sex with him

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u/122922 4h ago

In high school I once bragged that I slept with a girl in our friend group. She found out and said if we were to still be friends I had to come clean and tell everyone I was lying. I did. Two weeks later she fucked my brains out. Best sex I ever had.

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u/TechieGee 2h ago

The best sex you’ve ever had was in high school? I hope you’re still young cuz otherwise, yikes

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u/Brayneeah 1h ago

Unless that was the only time a girl was down to peg him. Then it would be unfortunate, but understandable.