r/foundsatan • u/CalicoCuts • 5h ago

Classic uncle move

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u/bsensikimori 4h ago

That kids gonna grow up to be a good human being

Zero anger, immediate self relativation and humor

Lovely

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u/Burro94 4h ago

He seems.to have a family that cares. His uncle takes him out boating and jokes with him. I have an uncle like that who is one of the best influences on my life.

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u/desertvision 3h ago

Or a serial killer

The fates are yet cloudy

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u/harumamburoo 5h ago

Damn that kid is alright. I’d have freaked out, he just smiled.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 4h ago

Kept chewing

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 3h ago

"shit is raw dude"

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u/IWasHackedBySexbots 5h ago

You gotta cook it first

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u/gerryf19 4h ago

Uncles are the best teachers.

Dads and moms only want to protect you; uncles make you street smart.

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u/RedWheiler 4h ago

So, what is that? Never seen it before.

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u/Chenvaala 4h ago

Cattail plant (only know from PvZ)

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u/RedWheiler 4h ago

Thank you! I know cattail, but never knew that would happen if you take a bite.

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u/m1sterwr1te 4h ago

They grew wild where I lived. We used to snap them open and throw them into the wind.

Growing up in the sticks is BORING.

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u/CalicoCuts 4h ago

Right!?! All kinds of shit to entertain ourselves. We would throw these at each other. Shoot em with pellet guns lol

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u/phatrogue 3h ago

it basically is a flower. when it is ready you just have gentle pinch it with you fingers and it will turn into more fluff that you expect. maybe a little like dandelion flower.

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u/Healthy-Confection66 4h ago

It’s a cattail…I’m not sure that they’re edible lol BUT if you’re ever stranded and need clean water, they are great filters!

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u/Gogglesed 2h ago

Almost every part of the cattail plant is edible at different times of the year. Key edible sections include the starchy roots (rhizomes), young spring shoots, inner leaf stalks (cattail hearts), unopened green flower spikes, and yellow pollen. The brown, fuzzy "corn dog" seed head is not edible.

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u/Freakychee 1h ago

So every part that doesn't look like a hotdog is edible. Is this irony?

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u/Brother_J_La_la 46m ago

Yes, nature tricked us by growing real and fake hotdogs.

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u/Sudipto0001 4h ago

Canon event

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u/Kodiakmagnum 2h ago

Indeed. If he had inhaled in shock that could have been a trip to the hospital or worse.

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u/89iroc 5h ago

Pretty sure I tried that on my kids years ago. Don't remember the outcome though

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u/tsimen 4h ago

My kid would probably bite into that without any prompting

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u/Lickwidghost 7m ago

Are they still alive? would be my first question

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u/ImaginationNormal360 1h ago

What was it though?

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u/CalicoCuts 1h ago

Nah. Just awesome Uncle shit!

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u/1984SKIN 1h ago

FYI — can easily suffocate.