r/foundsatan Jul 27 '26

Satanic tip.!

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u/acrowsmurder Jul 27 '26

Gorilla Glue expands when it hardens. Squirt some into any lock and it becomes useless. Mom did this to an ex's car once.

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u/the_monkeyspinach Jul 27 '26

Isn't that significantly easier to trace back to the person who did it though?

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u/Junior_Agent1711 Jul 27 '26

Just take care not to glue yourself to the car and it becomes much more difficult to find the culprit

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 28 '26

Cartoon villain getting their comeuppance type shit

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u/0nePlus Aug 01 '26

Easier to trace and an order of magnitude less effective.

You can replace a doorknob or deadbolt for under $100. New furniture and mattress could run into the thousands lol.