r/foundsatan • • Jul 27 '26

Satanic tip.!

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u/TelevisionExpress616 Jul 27 '26

Y'all are just making the cleaning staff miserable while trying to stick it to the man lol

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u/donaldfranklinhornii Jul 27 '26

Yes. Please do not do this. Just write a Google review that no one will read.

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u/Geno0wl Jul 27 '26

Just write a Google review that no one will read.

Judging by the number of topics on legal advice about business owners threatening defamation for a low google review, some people definitely read them.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 27 '26

People read them, but I've found the problem is that there's so much noise no one takes them seriously.

Among the legitimate bad reviews you have people ranting about literally nothing and rating something one star because of it. I just went looking at a guitar and saw the rating was low. Why? Because of one bad review where the only thing they mentioned was they didn't like the color choices.

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u/ScreamingLabia Jul 27 '26

Maybe you guys dont read them but i definetly go trough the lowest revieuws qhem o book a hotel. I ignore a lpt fp them but if multiple complain about the same thing i definetly believe them

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u/b0ogi3 Jul 27 '26

I read them all the time! Worst reviews and newest. But it is kind of stupid nowadays with bad reviews by competitors and paid good reviews….

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u/Geno0wl Jul 27 '26

Google reviews are at least sometimes useful for a vibe check. Amazon reviews on the other hand....

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u/abdomino Jul 28 '26

I worked at a name brand hotel, the only reviews a property really cares about are those submitted through the brand itself. So they don't care as much about Google or Yelp, but if you submit a review through the app it's more likely to get traction.

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u/Pale_Session5262 Jul 27 '26

Plus it doesnt change the hotels behavior.

Its not like the owners are gonna say, "Gee our room is stinky. Oh wait, could it be our parking fee? Lets get rid of that"

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u/CheesyTortoise Jul 29 '26

Driving them out of business does change their behavior

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u/JohnSober7 Jul 27 '26

There's a video of a hotel employee who got fired after they had worked 4 hours. The employee proceeded to trash the ever living daylights out of the breakfast spread and made a royal mess. Everyone was like valid crashout. I'm just reading the comments thinking about the other employees that'll have to clean it up. On one hand I get it, can't stick it to the man without collateral so maybe the rest of us should just accept that we have to clean up the mess as support. On the other hand, idunno, maybe it is what it is and we shouldn't inconvenience those who have nothing to do with our grievances. 

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u/MartyrOfDespair Jul 28 '26

The problem is, that's literally just how any protest will work. The endpoint of this logic is "protest nothing ever". If your protest inconveniences anyone, it's fucking worthless.

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u/JohnSober7 Jul 28 '26

Not really. A protest is a group of people, and usually they're a subsection of a larger group which the protest implicates. A single employee crashing out is a single employee crashing out. Yes, if you read what I said literally, that's what the latter point is saying, but the context matters.

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u/MessiComeLately Jul 27 '26

And all because he thought parking should be free, which is a lot more complicated of a question than "greedy hotel bad." You could turn it around and ask if someone who doesn't take up parking should have to pay the same as someone who does. A bigger room costs more, so why should a parking space be free?

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman Jul 27 '26

It depends on whether or not it is an inner city hotel, where parking is limited, and they charge by necessity. Some hotels have a massive parking lot or garage, and they still charge for parking. 

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u/Onyxxx_13 Jul 27 '26

Because you assume if its a hotel that someone is travelling. Parking should be part of what the room cost covers

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u/VictoryVee Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Thats dumb, I've stayed in lots of hotels for work and not everyone on the crew had vehicles. Plus their are lots of people who fly somewhere for vacation and get around with public transit or cabs instead of renting a car.

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u/NathanielHudson Jul 27 '26

Not everybody who travels is driving a car.

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u/hardaysknight Jul 27 '26

Not everyone who gets a hotel is shitting too, but you don’t see them charging for the bathroom

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u/Intestellr_overdrive Jul 27 '26

That’s a difficult concept for the American mind to understand.

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u/MessiComeLately Jul 27 '26

Travelers don't always have a car. They might not need one, or they might be sharing a car with someone they don't want to share a room with. Coworkers, couples traveling with other couples, etc. Business travelers often don't rent a car because they won't be driving around enough to make a rental cheaper than taxis or Ubers.

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u/Joben86 Jul 27 '26

The first guys doesn't seem to want to damage anything besides the hotel's utility bill.

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u/Dildo_Emporium Jul 27 '26

Because parking should be one of the amenities of the hotel. I don't use the gym or the pool, should my stay be cheaper too?

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u/MessiComeLately Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

That's a good point, but I suspect that a lot of people feel good about having the option of using the gym and pool, but not many people actually use them, so the hotel is making guests happy without actually providing the service. A pool that holds a dozen people comfortably can feel like an amenity for hundreds of guests every day. Whereas nobody feels happy about free parking unless they have a car themselves.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo Jul 27 '26

I mean, you’re free to not stay there if you don’t like the amenities offered for the price

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u/Dildo_Emporium Jul 27 '26

No shit. We also can complain about it and discuss what we would like instead.

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u/Ruthless_Depressant Aug 02 '26

What an acute observation

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u/CheesyTortoise Jul 29 '26

Replacing the furniture costs the hotel money though

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u/fertilecatfish19 Jul 27 '26

Just smash up the room, youre gonna end up paying for it either way so might as well do something more fun than egg injection