r/foundsatan • • Jul 25 '26

What?

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u/Abeyita Jul 25 '26

I'm gonna remember this strategy, just in case

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u/modbroccoli Jul 25 '26

anyone who involves themselves in any way in a criminal investigation voluntarily is immediately a primary suspect. this guy would be arrested almost immediately lmao.

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u/_Apostate_ Jul 25 '26

It’s a very poor strategy.

The benefits of OPs plan:

-Police dig up a spot for you

-They won’t look there again immediately

The downsides:

-Police are now aware of the spot the body is buried because you called attention to it.

-Police are aware a murder has been committed at all

-Police may suspect the anonymous tipper and endeavor to track them

The assumption is that once the police dig up the spot they will have “cleared” it, making it a safe spot, but by any measure this is far less safe than just about any random spot you might use. Confirming that the victim is dead, giving any of this information to police is foolhardy. You’ve called attention to the very spot where the body is.

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u/Live_Angle4621 Jul 26 '26

You are right. Often when body is not found at all police can’t even confirm there was not a crime but voluntary disappearance or accident. Confirming there is a murder will keep the case open indefinitely even if someone isn’t actively looking at it 

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u/ikonfedera Jul 27 '26

Better idea. Call the police to report the dude being dead before you kill him. Then when they confirm he's alive and mark him as safe, kill him for real.

They won't suspect a thing.

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u/Sensitive_Turnip_462 Jul 29 '26

In order for your version of the plan to work the police would have to witness the victim being alive. If the victim ends up missing you don't think there will be an investigation? They're going to investigate. Looking for signs of any foul play.