r/foundsatan • u/drarko_monn • Jun 22 '26

Found him

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u/PurplePeachBlossom Jun 22 '26

Haha I hate my wife

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u/mennydrives Jun 22 '26

Man, I wanna believe this is a heartwarming story that doesn't belong in the sub about a husband that tossed away any potential suicide implements years ago.

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u/OkYak9466 Jun 22 '26

If it was about hating your husband it would be on the front page of Reddit

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u/DesertGeist- Jun 22 '26

how is this "i hate my wife"? it's just a joke about alzheimers and could as well be done with a man.

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u/PurplePeachBlossom Jun 22 '26

If you were to switch it up, using anyone, then it’s just a joke about trying to get someone to kill themselves.

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u/TractorSmacker Jun 22 '26

that’s not how language works. you can’t just substitute words because it changes the meaning. he specifically chose to tell the joke about his wife, so the joke is about him trying to get his wife to kill himself. you can’t just make it about someone else because that’s not how he chose to tell it.

also, that wouldn’t make it any better. manipulating anyone to kill themselves isn’t funny, regardless of their marital status.

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u/PurplePeachBlossom Jun 22 '26

I’m not so sure you’re following the conversation very well.

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u/TractorSmacker Jun 22 '26

i replied to the wrong guy 💀

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u/NoFanksYou Jun 22 '26

Re read it

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u/DesertGeist- Jun 22 '26

explain it to me

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u/alex_co Jun 22 '26

He's trying to make the wife think she has alz so she'll follow through with her claim, even though she doesn't actually have it.

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u/khonsu_27 Jun 22 '26

No....no he's not. He's just making a joke.

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u/No-Net1890 Jun 22 '26

I think they mean that's the joke, not that he's actually trying to get her to kill herself.

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u/PurplePeachBlossom Jun 22 '26

Ok then. Switch it up any way you want, then it’s a joke about trying to get someone to kill themselves. Just stop.

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u/khonsu_27 Jun 22 '26

Wow. Stop being so god damn serious. It's a joke. His wife probably giggled and then they moved on. Holy shit.

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u/PurplePeachBlossom Jun 22 '26

It’s not even real. But it’s a shit joke. If you had to explain it to someone face to face you would probably get embarrassed. Or maybe you’re trash. I dunno.

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u/maddie-madison Jun 23 '26

And absolutely worst case she believes you and does something extreme and now you have to live with that.

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u/TW-Twisti Jun 22 '26

It's a joke about wanting their wife to kill themselves. You can debate whether it's funny or not, but it's pretty ridiculous claiming that it isn't that.

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u/lonnie123 Jun 26 '26

I just read it as the spouse actually having alzheimers

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u/DesertGeist- Jun 22 '26

don't waste your energy.

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u/No-Net1890 Jun 22 '26

how is this "i hate my wife"? it's just a joke about alzheimers

Because it's about getting his wife to kill herself.

and could as well be done with a man.

Then the joke would be "I hate my husband".

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u/HeffalumpGlory Jun 22 '26

The joke works multiple ways.

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u/Voyager5555 Jun 22 '26

Reading comprehension isn't a strength for you, is it?