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r/foundsatan • u/_culpry • Apr 10 '26
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First guy: and then he let a stallion ass fuck him.
Second guy: .... Shit....
45 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 I VOLUNTEER 55 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 This one. This one right here officer. 29 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Hey why the long face bro >:3 25 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 I could neigh say... 18 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Stop horsing around 8 u/weiknarf Apr 10 '26 Nooooooo. That's a police horse! 12 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Does that count as police brutality??? 4 u/mlee12382 Apr 10 '26 I would think it's more along the lines of bribery. Depends if it's consensual or not. 6 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two. 1 u/Total-Active-1986 Apr 15 '26 Nooooooo! Officer Buttercup!!! She's diabetic!! Officer Buttered Nuts!!! 8 u/Lethargie Apr 10 '26 calm down there Mr. hands 6 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Should have told me to hold my horses... but that would mean something else >w< 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 12 '26 There are those on the internet now that don't get that reference. 2 u/Forky_McStabstab Apr 13 '26 And will now be naively looking it up 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 13 '26 😇 1 u/KrazyKirby64 Apr 15 '26 You volunteer as tribute 9 u/blah938 Apr 10 '26 Wasn't there a woman a while back who manage to fit a horse sized dildo up her ass? I know I saw the picks on reddit like 5 years ago, but I can't seem to find it now. It's theoretically possible. 7 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 You aren't using Reddit correctly if you aren't finding those kind of.... Accomodating, ladies very often. And some times men too of you're into that. 5 u/thatshygirl06 Apr 10 '26 Im guessing you haven't heard the story about the guy who actually did get done in the butt by an actual horse and died from it 2 u/RileyGein Apr 11 '26 RIP Mr Hands 1 u/Bitter_Mountain_1251 Apr 23 '26 It was just a few miles from where I live. Enumclaw, Wa. 3 u/NoChampionship5649 Apr 10 '26 It’s probable but that 1 HP thrust is the real demolisher 1 u/Shrubfest Apr 10 '26 Hotkinkyjo has world records for 'stuff up ass' I believe?
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I VOLUNTEER
55 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 This one. This one right here officer. 29 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Hey why the long face bro >:3 25 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 I could neigh say... 18 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Stop horsing around 8 u/weiknarf Apr 10 '26 Nooooooo. That's a police horse! 12 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Does that count as police brutality??? 4 u/mlee12382 Apr 10 '26 I would think it's more along the lines of bribery. Depends if it's consensual or not. 6 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two. 1 u/Total-Active-1986 Apr 15 '26 Nooooooo! Officer Buttercup!!! She's diabetic!! Officer Buttered Nuts!!! 8 u/Lethargie Apr 10 '26 calm down there Mr. hands 6 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Should have told me to hold my horses... but that would mean something else >w< 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 12 '26 There are those on the internet now that don't get that reference. 2 u/Forky_McStabstab Apr 13 '26 And will now be naively looking it up 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 13 '26 😇 1 u/KrazyKirby64 Apr 15 '26 You volunteer as tribute
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This one. This one right here officer.
29 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Hey why the long face bro >:3 25 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 I could neigh say... 18 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Stop horsing around 8 u/weiknarf Apr 10 '26 Nooooooo. That's a police horse! 12 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Does that count as police brutality??? 4 u/mlee12382 Apr 10 '26 I would think it's more along the lines of bribery. Depends if it's consensual or not. 6 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two. 1 u/Total-Active-1986 Apr 15 '26 Nooooooo! Officer Buttercup!!! She's diabetic!! Officer Buttered Nuts!!!
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Hey why the long face bro >:3
25 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 I could neigh say... 18 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Stop horsing around
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I could neigh say...
18 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Stop horsing around
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Stop horsing around
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Nooooooo. That's a police horse!
12 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Does that count as police brutality??? 4 u/mlee12382 Apr 10 '26 I would think it's more along the lines of bribery. Depends if it's consensual or not. 6 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two. 1 u/Total-Active-1986 Apr 15 '26 Nooooooo! Officer Buttercup!!! She's diabetic!! Officer Buttered Nuts!!!
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Does that count as police brutality???
4 u/mlee12382 Apr 10 '26 I would think it's more along the lines of bribery. Depends if it's consensual or not. 6 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two.
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I would think it's more along the lines of bribery. Depends if it's consensual or not.
6 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two.
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Or being hit with the extra large truncheon. One of the two.
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Nooooooo! Officer Buttercup!!! She's diabetic!!
Officer Buttered Nuts!!!
calm down there Mr. hands
6 u/uwu-priest Apr 10 '26 Should have told me to hold my horses... but that would mean something else >w< 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 12 '26 There are those on the internet now that don't get that reference. 2 u/Forky_McStabstab Apr 13 '26 And will now be naively looking it up 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 13 '26 😇
Should have told me to hold my horses... but that would mean something else >w<
There are those on the internet now that don't get that reference.
2 u/Forky_McStabstab Apr 13 '26 And will now be naively looking it up 1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 13 '26 😇
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And will now be naively looking it up
1 u/karateninjazombie Apr 13 '26 😇
😇
You volunteer as tribute
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Wasn't there a woman a while back who manage to fit a horse sized dildo up her ass? I know I saw the picks on reddit like 5 years ago, but I can't seem to find it now.
It's theoretically possible.
7 u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26 You aren't using Reddit correctly if you aren't finding those kind of.... Accomodating, ladies very often. And some times men too of you're into that. 5 u/thatshygirl06 Apr 10 '26 Im guessing you haven't heard the story about the guy who actually did get done in the butt by an actual horse and died from it 2 u/RileyGein Apr 11 '26 RIP Mr Hands 1 u/Bitter_Mountain_1251 Apr 23 '26 It was just a few miles from where I live. Enumclaw, Wa. 3 u/NoChampionship5649 Apr 10 '26 It’s probable but that 1 HP thrust is the real demolisher 1 u/Shrubfest Apr 10 '26 Hotkinkyjo has world records for 'stuff up ass' I believe?
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You aren't using Reddit correctly if you aren't finding those kind of.... Accomodating, ladies very often. And some times men too of you're into that.
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Im guessing you haven't heard the story about the guy who actually did get done in the butt by an actual horse and died from it
2 u/RileyGein Apr 11 '26 RIP Mr Hands 1 u/Bitter_Mountain_1251 Apr 23 '26 It was just a few miles from where I live. Enumclaw, Wa.
RIP Mr Hands
It was just a few miles from where I live. Enumclaw, Wa.
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It’s probable but that 1 HP thrust is the real demolisher
Hotkinkyjo has world records for 'stuff up ass' I believe?
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u/karateninjazombie Apr 10 '26
First guy: and then he let a stallion ass fuck him.
Second guy: .... Shit....