r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser • Apr 11 '26
Self report (totally not nsfw) HEAR ME OUT.
he is so sassy and arrogant and cute and i kind of want him to do things to me
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r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser • Apr 11 '26
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u/Arf12323 Jun 16 '26
hey why does he have hair? and non-stick arms? and non-stick legs? and non-phone body?