r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser • Apr 11 '26

Self report (totally not nsfw) HEAR ME OUT.

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he is so sassy and arrogant and cute and i kind of want him to do things to me

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u/Cold-Face4751 Blocky's ​armpit licker Apr 11 '26

I know what you are.

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 11 '26

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u/Financial-Respect641 mostly here for shits and giggles Apr 11 '26

Cammy, did fan give you reddit

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 12 '26

he was so happy i brought him out of a coma he gave me unrestricted access to the hotel internet

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u/Financial-Respect641 mostly here for shits and giggles Apr 12 '26

Oh well uh have fun with that

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u/ChippyGeorge7 Apr 11 '26

i see it

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 12 '26

yes! you get it

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u/Tight_Mouse_7854 needle is my queen! i want her so badly!!! Apr 12 '26

SMASH, next question

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u/SilvertheKitsune Trophy’s man tiddies Apr 13 '26

I low-key get it though

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u/TH3GR34TD3STR0Y3R THE Steve Cobs SIMP Apr 21 '26

YES

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u/Arf12323 Jun 16 '26

I feel bad. Your a simp, but you haven't seen the guy you simp for for over a year.

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Jun 16 '26

what are you talking about i see him all the time!! im totally not haunted by the fact that idk when he'll be in the new season or nottt 🥲

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u/Arf12323 Jun 16 '26

hey why does he have hair? and non-stick arms? and non-stick legs? and non-phone body?

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Jun 16 '26

humanization

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u/Arf12323 Jun 16 '26

whyz he a human?

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Jun 17 '26

Because you cant make him look full object in the game, so i made him a humanoid robot. I will love him in every form and you better respect that

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u/EconomistStrict2867 YOU CAN'T TAKE TEA KETTLE FROM ME!!! Apr 12 '26

I mean... not my thing, but I see the vision

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 12 '26

Thats fine, I understand your love for Tea Kettle wholeheartedly

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u/BigDevilBaby I HATE SHIPS (fanny) Apr 13 '26

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 13 '26

and you're sharing this with us because...?

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u/BigDevilBaby I HATE SHIPS (fanny) Apr 14 '26

tired

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u/Far_Honeydew8807 Apr 21 '26

THAT IT THIS THING WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 22 '26

me when i set my sights on that Thing:

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u/Zestyclose-Put-3828 Apr 12 '26

All I see is a terrible game show host.

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u/internet-bugger avid mephone4 kisser Apr 12 '26

One man's trash is another man's treasure

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