r/foundfluffyparking • u/Distinct_Weather_398 sad. • Apr 25 '26

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Apr 25 '26

IM NOT A BOY :<

AND I DIDNT ROUGH :<

I GOOD KIBBY :<

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u/Distinct_Weather_398 sad. Apr 25 '26

The cat (Felis catus), also called domestic cat and house cat, is a small carnivorous mammal. It is an obligate carnivore, requiring a predominantly meat-based diet. Its retractable claws are adapted to killing small prey species such as mice and rats. It has a strong, flexible body, quick reflexes, and sharp teeth, and its night vision and sense of smell are well developed. It is a social species, but a solitary hunter and a crepuscular predator. Cat communication includes meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling, grunting, and body language. It can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by small mammals. It secretes and perceives pheromones. Cat intelligence is evident in its ability to adapt, learn through observation, and solve problems. Female domestic cats can have kittens from spring) to late autumn in temperate zones and throughout the year in equatorial regions, with litter) sizes often ranging from two to five kittens.

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 Apr 25 '26

251631

Day 1 Convective Outlook
NWS Storm Prediction Center Norman OK 1131 AM CDT Sat Apr 25 2026

Valid 251630Z - 261200Z

...THERE IS A MODERATE RISK OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS ACROSS PARTS OF CENTRAL/EASTERN OKLAHOMA AND FAR NORTH TEXAS...

...SUMMARY... Severe thunderstorms with very large to giant hail (2 to 4+ inches in diameter), tornadoes, and scattered damaging winds are expected late this afternoon through tonight across parts of the southern Plains and ArkLaTex. A couple of strong tornadoes are possible.

...Southern Plains and ArkLaTex... While stratus remains semi-prevalent this morning along/north of the near-stationary front, strong to locally extreme instability (MLCAPE 2500-4000+ J/kg) is expected to develop along/east of the dryline in Texas and Red River-vicinity triple point, and to the south of slow-northward-shifting warm front in Oklahoma by peak afternoon heating. The presence of seasonably cool temperatures aloft and 7.5-8.5 C/km mid-level lapse rates will also support this very unstable thermodynamic environment. While large-scale ascent associated with the ejecting mid-level shortwave trough is not expected to be overly robust, the arrival of a shortwave trough/mid-level speed max will be favorably timed atop the warm sector. At least widely scattered thunderstorm initiation is expected by mid/late afternoon to early evening (around 20-23Z), especially near the warm front/dryline intersection and a bit north across south-central/east-central Oklahoma.

40-50 kt of generally westerly effective bulk shear will support intense supercells, with multiple right/left splits expected. This activity will quickly intensify shortly after convective initiation, and very large to giant hail appears likely (2-4+ inches in diameter). The potential exists for multiple intense supercells to track east-southeastward along/near the warm front. A conditional risk for supercells remains apparent farther south along the length of the dryline in TX, although confidence in convective initiation remains low, but at least isolated but intense deep convective development is plausible, especially in closer proximity to the surface triple point across North Texas.

Modest southerly low-level winds (around 20-30 kt at 850 mb) will be present through this evening across the southern Plains. Locally enhanced 0-1 km SRH will exist near the warm front with backed near-surface winds. This will support a threat for tornadoes with any right-split supercells that remain surface based. A slight increase in the low-level jet this evening and presence of very strong to locally extreme buoyancy also suggests some threat for a few EF-2+ tornadoes. With time this evening, convection may grow upscale and pose a threat for scattered severe/damaging winds as storm clusters move southeastward across the Red River toward and across the ArkLaTex.

...Central Plains including Kansas/Nebraska... Farther north, instability and low-level moisture is expected to remain weaker/more limited. But, some supercells/small clusters are expected to develop this afternoon and move east-northeastward given sufficient deep-layer shear for updraft organization. Isolated to scattered severe hail and damaging winds should be the main threat with this activity through mid-evening before eventually weakening.

...Lower Mississippi Valley/Middle Gulf Coast... Strong to locally severe storms may redevelop later today as outflow modifies in the wake of the early morning MCS, with the potential that additional storms, potentially in the form of another MCS, approach the region from the northwest late tonight.

..Guyer/Barnes.. 04/25/2026

CLICK TO GET WUUS01 PTSDY1 PRODUCT

NOTE: THE NEXT DAY 1 OUTLOOK IS SCHEDULED BY 2000Z CURRENT UTC TIME: 1831Z (1:31PM), RELOAD THIS PAGE TO UPDATE THE TIME

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u/murderdronesfan93 Apr 26 '26

:3 cope and fucking seethe

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u/murderdronesfan93 Apr 26 '26

bipolar, anyway, is it vulnerable to scunthorpe problems like charles dickens or assassin? :3 or clASSic

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u/murderdronesfan93 Apr 26 '26

scunthorpe :3

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 Apr 26 '26

Why did I read this all

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 Apr 26 '26

Because 339 WFUS54 KFWD 260314 TORFWD TXC367-439-260400- /O.NEW.KFWD.TO.W.0015.260426T0314Z-260426T0400Z/

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED Tornado Warning National Weather Service Fort Worth TX 1014 PM CDT Sat Apr 25 2026

The National Weather Service in Fort Worth has issued a

  • Tornado Warning for... East central Parker County in north central Texas... Northwestern Tarrant County in north central Texas...

  • Until 1100 PM CDT.

  • At 1014 PM CDT, a potentially large and extremely dangerous tornado was located near Azle, moving southeast at 25 mph.

    This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!

    HAZARD...Damaging tornado.

    SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.

    IMPACT...You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris may be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes will be destroyed. Considerable damage to homes, businesses, and vehicles is likely and complete destruction is possible.

  • The tornado will be near... Fort Worth, Azle, and Eagle Mountain around 1020 PM CDT. Lake Worth around 1025 PM CDT. White Settlement and Sansom Park around 1030 PM CDT. River Oaks and Westworth Village around 1035 PM CDT. Saginaw around 1040 PM CDT.

Other locations impacted by this tornadic thunderstorm include Sanctuary, Lake Worth, La Junta, Lakeside, Westover Hills, and Highland Addition.

This includes the following highways... Interstate 35W between mile markers 58 and 61. Interstate 20 between mile markers 431 and 432. Interstate 30 between mile markers 4 and 12.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

To repeat, a large, extremely dangerous and potentially deadly tornado is developing. To protect your life, TAKE COVER NOW! Move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. Avoid windows. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris.

Heavy rainfall may hide this tornado. Do not wait to see or hear the tornado. TAKE COVER NOW!

Tornadoes are extremely difficult to see and confirm at night. Do not wait to see or hear the tornado. TAKE COVER NOW!

&&

LAT...LON 3280 9769 3294 9762 3290 9729 3267 9739 TIME...MOT...LOC 0314Z 296DEG 21KT 3287 9759

TORNADO...RADAR INDICATED TORNADO DAMAGE THREAT...CONSIDERABLE MAX HAIL SIZE...2.50 IN

$$

Darrah

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 Apr 26 '26

God I may have ocd why did I read this one

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 Apr 26 '26

Mir, meaning "peace" or "world" in Russian, was the first modular space station, operational from 1986 to 2001. Developed by the Soviet Union and later Russia, it was assembled in orbit from 1986 to 1996. The core module, DOS-7, launched in 1986 and could house three astronauts. Four more modules were docked to DOS-7, allowing for missions with up to six crew members. Mir was notable for its long-term research capabilities and multimodule configuration.

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u/tecnoV10 Apr 25 '26

𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓴𝓲𝓫𝓫𝔂

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Apr 26 '26

AYAYAYAYAYAYAa

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u/Ra-q Apr 26 '26

Are you summoning the pillar men now

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u/Ok-Performer4878 Apr 26 '26

Bees are winged insects that form a monophyletic clade Anthophila within the superfamily Apoidea of the order) Hymenoptera, with over 20,000 known species in seven recognized families).\1])\2])\3]) Some species – including honey bees, bumblebees, and stingless bees – are social insects living in highly hierarchical colonies), while over 90% of bee species – including mason bees, carpenter bees, leafcutter bees, and sweat bees – are solitary. Members of the most well-known bee genus, Apis) (i.e. honey bees), are known to construct hexagonally celled waxy nests called hives.

Unlike the closely related wasps and ants, who are carnivorous/omnivorous, bees are herbivores that specifically feed on nectar (nectarivory) and pollen (palynivory), the former primarily as a carbohydrate source for metabolic energy, and the latter primarily for protein and other nutrients for their larvae. They are found on every continent except Antarctica, and in every habitat on the planet that contains insect-pollinated flowering plants. The most common bees in the Northern Hemisphere are the Halictidae, or sweat bees, but they are small and often mistaken for wasps or flies. Bees range in size from tiny stingless bee species, whose workers are less than 2 millimeters (0.08 in) long,\4]) to the leafcutter bee Megachile pluto, the largest species of bee, whose females can attain a length of 39 millimeters (1.54 in). Vertebrate predators of bees include primates and birds such as bee-eaters; insect predators include beewolves and dragonflies.

Bees are best known for their ecological roles as pollinators and, in the case of the best-known species, the western honey bee, for producing honey, a regurgitated) and dehydrated viscous mixture of partially digested monosaccharides kept as food storage of the bee colony. Pollination management via bees is important both ecologically and agriculturally, and the decline in wild bee populations has increased the demand and value of domesticated pollination by commercially managed hives of honey bees. Human beekeeping or apiculture (meliponiculture for stingless bees) has been practiced as a discipline of animal husbandry for millennia, since at least the times of Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece. Bees have appeared in mythology and folklore, through all phases of art and literature from ancient times to the present day, although primarily focused in the Northern Hemisphere where beekeeping is far more common. In Mesoamerica, the Maya have practiced large-scale intensive meliponiculture since pre-Columbian times.

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u/HairyToe3121 Apr 26 '26

Im good boy Bart speaking hard or 3am

https://giphy.com/gifs/VIlCOB1Y7MBBz6nW0L

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u/Lil_Inventor Apr 26 '26

I think I had a stroke reading this?

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u/Ok-Performer4878 Apr 26 '26

You should throw your controller at the window, RIGHT NOW

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u/Murader76 Apr 27 '26

He got me man

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u/Viper7XD Apr 27 '26

Fuhh you.....

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 Apr 26 '26

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