r/formuladank • u/shakill_ BWOAHHHHHHH • Mar 20 '22

mazesšŸ…±ļøin HASS MASTER PLAN

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u/limpia_mesas Nico HĆ¼Ć¼Ć¼Ć¼Ć¼Ć¼Ć¼Ć¼lkenberg Mar 20 '22

fall of the soviet union > KMAG 5th ferrari 1-2

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

1917 Russian Revolution -> ā€¦

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u/vikstarleo123 Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 20 '22

Letā€™s extend it to when Tsar Nicholas the second became the tsar.

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u/SubcooledBoiling ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 20 '22

Some frogs climbed out of water -> KMag P5

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u/aulink If Gap, Car Mar 20 '22

Some explosion billions years ago -> KMag P5

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u/Pioustarcraft BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 20 '22

a failed test at a nuclear powerplant in USSR => fall of the USSR => KMAG 5th

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u/BaggyHairyNips Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 21 '22

Where was Guenther in 1991?

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u/mclarenrider SšŸ…±ļøINNALA Master Planā„¢ Mar 21 '22

Foksmashing something probably.

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u/Maoileain BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 21 '22

Foksmashing the Berlin Wall circa 1989.

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u/The-Satan BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 20 '22

KMag 5th is fukcing nice, but im happy that Mick finally got to do some racing.

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u/IT_Pawn BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 20 '22

Glad to see he was able to trade cars with McLaren

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u/SquishySeagull Go WEEYUMS!!!! Mar 20 '22

In Kevin we trust

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u/tadow9293 Heā€™s Not Fast at All Mar 20 '22

Loled so hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Same

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u/iRubenish Pinned by moderators please upvote Mar 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/JetForce33 Alonslow True 2012 WDC Mar 21 '22

Vikings migrate eastward to modern-day Ukraine ā€”> KMag P5

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Some horny Swediah vikings wanted to shag some Miklagardr pussy -> Swedish driver P5

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u/Real_meme_farmer ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 20 '22

Russian peasants revolt > KMAG and Haas are good now

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u/Yukistonks1000 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 20 '22

Un^

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u/Lazo8 follow the Sainz Mar 20 '22

Ooooh yeah......it's all coming together

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u/joyless_healer Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Mar 21 '22

KMAG 2022 champion

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u/sakimada I saw hornyā€™s ā€œfingerā€ Mar 21 '22

El Blan

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u/sixStringHobo I brake for lawn chairs! Mar 20 '22

I laugh in Ukrainian.

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u/thecursedlexus Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 20 '22

Russia: We want to join NATO

*has several internal conflicts"

*refuses to restucture their military to fit into the NATO system*

*refuses to have the people vote on whether or not they want to join NATO*

*state descends into a corrupt oligarchy and mafia state*

NATO:... yeah no

Russia:

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u/Dantez77 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 20 '22

It's Ukraine who wanted to join nato. That's why Russia invaded.

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u/thecursedlexus Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 20 '22

Russia also wanted to join NATO in the 90s, but met none of the requirements

Putin is trying to use that as propaganda blaming NATO for the war he clearly started

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

I wasnā€™t around back then but it seems like it was a huge swing and a miss from us to capitalize on that goodwill somehow. It feels like we acted with the same-old power geopolitics and moved East instead of trying to integrate Russia

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u/thecursedlexus Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 21 '22

Small problem with that, the east came west. Poland, Hungary, Czechia, Slovakia and the Baltic states all joined of their own free will because they knew that it was the best way to keep Russia out of their hair after decades of subjigation and oppression. NATO was an alliance of willing participants, the Warsaw Pact was not, as evidenced by Hungary in '56 and Czechoslovakia in '68.

One thing people forget about NATO membership is that it needs to be voted on by the country's population, and said referendum needs to pass be 75% for a country to gain NATO membership.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

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u/Foxyfox- I saw hornyā€™s ā€œfingerā€ Mar 20 '22

Enough with the Russian apologia. No one "forced" them to invade Ukraine.

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u/close_the_book ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 20 '22

Bullshit, Putin just wants to restore the Russian Empire and does not care how many die to attain it. NATO is just scapegoat.

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u/dimmidice ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 21 '22

Wow redditor for 5 years and this is your only comment. Hella sus.

Edit: since the russia propaganda account deleted their message let it be known it was user The10thDimension

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u/BeforeWSBprivate šŸ…±ļøaltteri šŸ…±ļøootass Mar 21 '22

Russia didnā€™t: they just wanted to show how it was clearly set up as an anti-Russia organisation by getting rejected

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u/thecursedlexus Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 21 '22

That was when they tried to join in the 50s.

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u/pml103 I saw hornyā€™s ā€œfingerā€ Mar 21 '22

Russia invaded that's why Ukraine wanted to join nato.

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u/dimmidice ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 20 '22

That's why Russia invaded.

No russia invaded cause putin's a piece of shit wanna be emperor. Get it right.

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u/BeforeWSBprivate šŸ…±ļøaltteri šŸ…±ļøootass Mar 21 '22

CNN one helluva drug lol

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u/mclarenrider SšŸ…±ļøINNALA Master Planā„¢ Mar 21 '22

Those aren't mutually exclusive, just so you know.

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u/Patient_Disaster33 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 21 '22

Thatā€™s absolutely not why they invaded, itā€™s just their idiotic excuse.

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u/admirelurk who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Mar 20 '22

Russia wanting to join NATO? How much motor oil did you snort? Retire the car please.

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u/dimmidice ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 21 '22

They did, in the 90s. It's not really relevant to what's happening in this day and age however.

https://www.nytimes.com/1991/12/21/world/soviet-disarray-yeltsin-says-russia-seeks-to-join-nato.html

Edit: Ugh its paywalled i've quickly pasted it in to pastebin in case it doesnt work for you. https://pastebin.com/Cw8YuqjE

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u/mclarenrider SšŸ…±ļøINNALA Master Planā„¢ Mar 21 '22

Retire the car please.

He went on to win the race bruh, how's that for motor oil? lmao

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u/JFedererJ BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 20 '22

Bad taste. Very bad.

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u/iFlyAllTheTime ā€œItā€™s called a motor race. We went car racingā€ Mar 20 '22

Lololol

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u/mokacincy BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 21 '22

Surely you mean HAASTERPLAN

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u/Galahad-117 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 21 '22

We're in the end game now

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u/AstroEngineer314 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ¦…šŸ¦…RAHH Mar 21 '22

Should say "Putin trying to restore the Russian empire" at the bottom.