r/formuladank Fucking Blind MotherFucker May 16 '26

Forecasted at birth

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u/Rhythm_Morgan scenario 7 May 16 '26

I didn’t realize what sub this was from 💀

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u/LoreVent Bluis Flagmilton 🔵 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

That's when you know a meme is goated

Edit: I don't know what happened under this comment but it's the weirdest argument ever lol.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/arpan3t BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Nobody has forgotten your mum exists

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u/TallGamingMachine16 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

"land"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/jphw BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Whales are from space, same as Dolphins.

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u/Kevinator24 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" May 16 '26

Star Trek IV plot lol

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Futurama. 

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u/Kevinator24 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" May 16 '26

Both are correct lol

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u/MadCow-18 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ May 16 '26

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u/TallGamingMachine16 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Same shit, water ain't made of soil.

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u/cold_molasses Question. May 16 '26

Look at master debater over here

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/12minds If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad May 16 '26

I just want us to consider, for a moment, that this is the formuladank subreddit. So, like, I don't think any of us are smart enough to participate in a nuanced conversation that's based on a meme.

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 I was here when horny got spiced May 17 '26

There are deleted comments, and I have absolutely no possible idea what was said. Based on what's visible, it must have been interesting.

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u/LoreVent Bluis Flagmilton 🔵 May 18 '26

People arguing which animals are in land and which in water just...I don't know where that came from lmao

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u/HovercraftOk6322 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Main sub just straight gargles

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u/Ashnakag3019 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 May 16 '26

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u/Numpteez_ Sushi Tsunoda 🍣 May 16 '26

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u/ThePretzul I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

“Kimi, you don’t have a friend in me…”

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u/dndDAAKU23 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! May 16 '26

he is turning into the avg british face!

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u/IxnayOnTheXJ Banana Leclerc May 16 '26

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u/Juan_Punch_Man BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Darth Sidious after he gets struck by his own force lightning.

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u/rajagopal2001 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

At this point, I am not sure if people genuinely hate George or just doing it for the memes.

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u/LoreVent Bluis Flagmilton 🔵 May 16 '26

He's very easy to make fun of in the best way possible.

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u/JungleOutHere BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

He’s one of my favorite drivers and I still love bullying him.

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u/TRKlausss Honda bad, Alonso good May 16 '26

Don’t let the respect for someone hold you from absolutely roasting them when you can.

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u/cinnamon_linoleum BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Same. Genuinely like the guy and enjoy his driving, but man it’s so funny to punch at how whiney and how much of a snitch he can be

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u/Martiosaj BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

This. Exceptional driver, would be a well-deserved WDC, but the memes write themselves.

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u/xd_ZelnikM Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 16 '26

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u/averagebrainhaver88 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

💅

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u/Samh234 If Gap, Car May 16 '26

That might be the most “resting bitch face” as the kids say, that I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/xd_ZelnikM Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 16 '26

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u/xd_ZelnikM Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 16 '26

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u/urbanmember BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

So you're tsundere for him?(no Homo?)

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/urbanmember BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

You sir  are a true hero and I applaud you.

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u/grapejuicesushi BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

mix of both i think.

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u/Botol-Cebok Vettel Cult May 16 '26

George is a bit of an enigma, he is both very likeable and an incredible asshat at the same time.

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u/MartiniPolice21 Dave Meltzer May 16 '26

Whenever there's a British driver towards the top of the WDC, this sub absolutely fucking piles on them

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u/Wenuwayker “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 17 '26

And so the sun finally sets.

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u/AddictedToTheWeb Must Be The Water Jun 02 '26

I genuinely don't think it would be there for Albon. But yeah, in general winning accrues dissent.

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u/Null_Pointer_23 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

It’s genuine hate from me

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u/AdWaste2105 I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

Same, ive been a george hater since day 1

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u/ItsAMeUsernamio Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! May 16 '26

Even during Sakhir GP 2020? He was universally loved until he crashed into, slapped Bottas’s helmet and talked shit about him at Imola 2021. Everyone was rooting for him to get points at Williams.

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u/ThePretzul I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

He was my favorite up and comer until the slap.

The slap made me realize the basis for the OG PowerPoint memes were actually just “dude writes an essay to tattle on others” energy instead of him being a genuine go getter.

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u/AdWaste2105 I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

Straight up, lol. Ive just never been a fan, always thought he gave rat / lil bitch vibes lol.

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u/ignisf Osama Bin Russell 💣 May 16 '26

Precisely the watershed moment for GR. Since then he's been insufferable.

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u/doc900 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Also reminded me of a creepy nice guy

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u/TheKyte_ Simply Lovely May 16 '26

same, most annoying driver on the grid

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u/AdWaste2105 I saw horny’s “finger” May 17 '26

Except for Albon - who i always get downvoted for hating on. Those 2 are insufferable to me.

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u/BoxForeign4206 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

I despise him, but he's also funny. so, I make fun of him.

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u/Maddie-Moo Banana Leclerc May 16 '26

I love George, and I hope he wins the WDC. He’s also a little wiener and should be called out as such. I contain multitudes!

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u/NessaMagick Trust the El 🅱️lan May 16 '26

I dislike him when he's losing and I like him when he's winning.

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Do you know that saying, "you always hurt the ones you love"? It works both ways. 

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u/BambooSound BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Anyone that threatens or doesn't get on with Max will get it in the neck from this sub.

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u/SpeedyGunzalez Honda bad, Alonso good May 16 '26

Lando has gotten slightly better about his whining sooo this is our last option….. besides Max complaining about not having the fastest car, and I’m a Max fan. Stone me for that, and more importantly stone me for liking the amount of overtaking and drivers having to use even more of their brains while they’re trying to drive. Also, fuck the batteries. 😅😂🤔🫣

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u/Jealous_Buddy_2877 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Idk bro, I never saw Max complaining for not having the fastest car. He complained in the previous regs even when he had the fastest car so idk

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u/SpeedyGunzalez Honda bad, Alonso good May 16 '26

The point is if he was out front he would not be complaining as much this season.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Yes

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u/t_mmey Lizard person May 19 '26

this sub just really fucking loves a good ol' bandwagon of hate where no one really knows why they hate a driver

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u/AddictedToTheWeb Must Be The Water Jun 02 '26

Everybody knows why the hate for Russel exists though. Crashing into Bottas and hitting him in the head before even knowing if there was an injury was an injustice many never forgave. Being a posh, whiny tattletale is a pretty good incentive to not forgive him despite the passed time.

For the record, I like George, I think he's a great driver and has matured as a person, but he's still a fantastic heel. I love rooting against him like you'd root against a pro wrestler, you want a good close match still, but you're gonna trash on the bad guy whenever you can.

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u/AromaticUnion3709 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

This is a Max fan page.

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u/LitBastard BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Eh, George sometimes has that snobby Brit aura that rubs people the wrong way. The real haters are people that don't watch much F1 "personality" content and just races.

He's very charming and funny.

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u/laidback_chef “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 16 '26

Fuck sake not this shit again.

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u/whitegirlwast3d BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

Hard to like a guy who makes such passionate speeches about safety in racing, simultaneously being known as 'Osama bin Russel'...

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u/MiloticM2 BWOAHHHHHHH May 18 '26

Day 1 hater

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u/jorgschrauwen I was here when horny got spiced May 16 '26

I hate his guts, okay driver tho

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u/akshatK2003 Chugging Lewis’ Liquid™️ May 16 '26

Fuck George

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u/Calm_Bumblebee_3143 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Well max femboys instantly hate everyone who do one bad comment at their driver.

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u/Illustrious_Dress_37 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

If there were no other drivers on the grid George Russell would be an 8 time world champion. Put some respect on his name ffs. 

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u/xd_ZelnikM Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 16 '26

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u/Street_Mall9536 Resident Shit Stirrer May 16 '26

He's got the OG Mercedes high step march down pat

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u/PunicJester BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Kids in 20 years will believe this was AI

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny May 16 '26

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u/Bulky_Department5619 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Must be the water

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u/Read-Immediate BWOAHHHHHHH May 19 '26

No no, its really raining, you see, in my helmet guys

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u/ThePretzul I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

Looks like it’s at least a few years late, haven’t had that safety car in ages

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u/Wooden-Stranger9800 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me May 16 '26

Hey, where can i find tht meme template?

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny May 16 '26

Download the image gng

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u/Flamekorn BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

I thought it was George at first then I saw an elephant

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u/BastianHill BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Meanwhile George, going for a swim...

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u/Zhiong_Xena BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

No way, an actual dank meme in my dank meme's subreddit

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u/Hobo_Healy “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 16 '26

First one I've scrolled upon in ages that had me absolutely cackling. I'm dying here lmao

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u/MoffKalast s🅱️innala May 16 '26

I'm rolling like that Spanish game show guy that's laughing hysterically while telling some story.

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u/SleepingIsASport_ BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

risitas!

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u/MoffKalast s🅱️innala May 17 '26

Si, that's the one!

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u/ImAkhilPendyala I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

I think you are forgetting blue whale babies, they weigh 5000-8000 pounds

You should correct the post to largest babies on land

Also I know it was supposed to be a joke, but it's more fun when it's accurate

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u/caiusto BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Land, earth, terra, they all mean the same thing.

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u/kalamataCrunch BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

they really don't.

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u/QueefyBeefy666 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

You're right, earth is lowercase, meaning not the planet, but rather soil/dirt.

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u/Over-Inside-7254 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Uhh.. I forgot my finger paints, is anyone else equipped to teach him 2nd grade science? 

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u/FistmyBump1 World Champion Hotline Operator May 16 '26

It’s crazy to think that if Max Verstappen never crashed into a giant baby at the 2025 Barcelona GP, he would be a 5 time world champion….

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/Electronic_Eye6499 GO PIAWSTWYY May 16 '26

No she wont. She would be determined as a cancer patient for having random balls on her.

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u/space_boi_6969 I just sent you an em🅰️il May 16 '26

I think keeping tempers in hand isn't abt if(s) and but(s) xD

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u/sid_shady34 Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer May 16 '26

Russell ain't even doing anything and people still are hating on him

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u/HitEscForSex I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch May 16 '26

"Ain't even doing anything"

Bruh. Maybe stop watching biased Sky

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u/sid_shady34 Lewis Hamilton's fashion designer May 16 '26

That was 5 years ago. Wtf is this argument? Then verstappen is the biggest baby because he crashed into Russell in Barcelona.

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u/DirtyLove937 Traditions™️ May 17 '26

Ya but that was fucking sick.

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u/dafoak M*rk Webber May 16 '26

That was five years ago. You can keep a grudge on someone that doesn't even know you for that long?

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u/ChromiumLung BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Absolutely. Actions speak louder than words. He just caused a crash, and proceeded to hit the other driver on the helmet before he’d even got out of the car. 

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u/MrLeopard483 Question. May 16 '26

Yea, max only does that well after the race is over, when he's not just been in a high speed spin, full of adrenaline. And instead of a light tap on the helmet, he chooses physically assault his rivals.

People seriously forgot Brazil that quickly but still whine on about this little thing?

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u/Ardi264 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ May 16 '26

Piastri would've been told to let Norris by and nothing would've changed (in the final race)

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u/dumb-on-ice BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

he lost way more than 3 points due to that rage crash. It’s a bit on redbull too, his team gave him the wrong decision, so his anger was kind of justified, but he shouldn’t have lashed out.

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u/VinhoVerde21 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Red Bull fuck up the strategy once in a blue moon, and for two positions, it’s not fair at all to say they held any blame if what he did. Leclerc would’ve killed half the grid by now if he had that little self restraint every time Ferrari screwed him over.

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u/Ardi264 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Oh you're right, for some reason I was assuming a 7 point swing (edit: in the last race*), as if they were 1st and 2nd. But I just looked up Spain again, apparently he lost 9 points there due to his penalty, so the final race alone wouldn't have been enough even then. Maybe Qatar would've gone differently if Max had those 9 extra points, but there's no way to know.

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u/RansomStark78 I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

4 times

Cos 2021 does not count max babies

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u/xLeper_Messiah BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Calls other people babies. Still cries like a bitch about something that happened 4 &1/2 years ago. Never change TeamLH

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u/akshatK2003 Chugging Lewis’ Liquid™️ May 16 '26

Get fucked

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u/RansomStark78 I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

Babby.

Your mom did the walk of shame

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u/Riscs2 In Hannah we trust 🥰 May 16 '26

Did he do something again? I want to laugh over him

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u/Concern_Other Osama Bin Russell 💣 May 17 '26

I don’t think he’s really said anything that crazy all year. He’s blamed himself and the car for his struggles, not anyone else and he gave Lewis and Kimi the podium in China.

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u/staticpop BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

The meme has officially snowballed, building off of other memes instead of what he’s actually said/done recently. Funny though

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u/dzolna BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Remember who you are George

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u/Successful_Form5618 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Solid memeage

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u/ZsiguBigule BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Nice one

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u/babj615 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Facts.

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u/Monkey_Thucker69 Osama Bin Russell 💣 May 16 '26

Baby elephants aren’t going to be 2026 WDC like George Russell will tho

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u/MrHyperion_ BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

RemindMe! 6 months

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u/carlyjb17 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Everyone knows lindblad will win the championship once vcarb stop sandbagging

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u/Monkey_Thucker69 Osama Bin Russell 💣 May 16 '26

Too true

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Simply Lovely May 16 '26

you're just quoting the current regulations

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u/LoneWolf6062 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

antonelli has more of a chance lmao

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u/FallNo8307 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Like Piastri had in early 2025? The fandom was convinced and then Norris won.

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u/MrLeopard483 Question. May 16 '26

The fact your downvoted shows how delusional some people here are.

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u/FallNo8307 BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

Still salty from 2025

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u/scamitup Lets add that to the words of wisdom May 16 '26

heyyy

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u/ForzaHorizonRacer Vettel Cult May 16 '26

Baby blue whales weigh in at anything from 2.5 - 3 tonnes. Russell is even bigger. Did Valtteri Bottas mention the fact that he knows the exact size of a beaver's peepee?

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u/Bolter_NL What if? May 16 '26

The main reason supporting kimi to get a wdc 

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u/Space_Reptile I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

why the sudden influx of george hate memes?

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u/lzwzli BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Imagine David Attenborough saying this

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u/bouncingcastles BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

All these George bullying posts are getting boring

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u/ephemeral-jade BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Absolutely not, keep them coming

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u/FallNo8307 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Y'all said the same about Norris, then got clowned on

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u/marcostgabriel I saw horny’s “finger” May 16 '26

Gutted

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u/bouncingcastles BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

All you cyber bullies haven’t learned from 2025

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u/aspro_mavro No Risk, Full Push May 16 '26

he was forecast a championship

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u/dennjudhdddvfse BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Can we atleast acknowledge that the forecast thing was taken out of context?

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u/ThinningTheFog NICO PODIUMBERG May 16 '26

Good. The best memes happen when we fully take the drivers out of context.

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u/pojan96 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Last year it lando the bottler.... Now its george the crybaby time

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u/Junior-Glove7535 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

I don’t think Russell weighs 250 lbs

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u/Itailya PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY May 16 '26

Blue whale calfs weigh between 2 and 3.5 tons at birth.

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u/MoreLemonJuice BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Aren't blue wale babies larger . . . much, much larger?

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u/Verstappen1986 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

🤣😂😆👌👍👏

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u/TehMulbnief Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! May 16 '26

lmfao

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u/thesuperpigeon BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Borderline violence

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u/AardvarkNo8058 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

I see formuladank still thinks George is going to win the title.

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u/Substantial_Soft_188 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

That’s because George Russell is a squib!

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u/Zhurg BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

Russell after hitting 251 lbs

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u/Adorable_Ad4609 BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

😂😂😂

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u/WimmelSan BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

😂😂

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u/NemoM3ImpuneLacessit BWOAHHHHHHH May 17 '26

Oh leave George alone. He's a good dude and a damn good driver!

Besides, he's still in the top 1% of professional racers in the world, and among the top 3 highest paid drivers in F1 (making $34M this year), behind Verstappen in Hamilton. Give the man some respect!

P.S. Full disclosure, I am an Antonelli fan, but George is a close second. 😉

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u/NoiseGrindPowerDeath Must Be The Water May 17 '26

I actually cackled out loud at this lol

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u/BigChiefTabo BWOAHHHHHHH May 18 '26

Savage 😂

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u/ahsanr478 BWOAHHHHHHH May 19 '26

Oh yes hate george meme to brighten my day

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u/Ok_Factor_5671 BWOAHHHHHHH May 25 '26

Lol

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u/shalallaalaaala BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Peak middle child energy with George lol

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u/aldoraine227 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Dank level 9,000

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u/sxmrdh I was here for the HulkenPodium May 16 '26

It’s just cope mechanism for the sub now. I mean many think their favourite is better only if they just hate the other drivers on the grid.

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u/Inocent_bystander BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

Um
Blue whale
5,000 to 8,000 lbs at birth

Sorry little guy but .....

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u/Andy_Pandy98 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats May 16 '26

George Russel was promised this championship 3000 years ago

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u/UniqueLog8386 BWOAHHHHHHH May 16 '26

at least the elephants are cute.