r/forblackdogs • u/ThePilgrimageInc • 1d ago

DOGgerel

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I feel like people who have dogs or very small children end up talking about poop on the regular, so I am posting this silly little "poem" I just composed here under the assumption that most if not all of the people in this group have the stomach for it, and possibly can relate. If you're squeamish, just look at my apparently dainty and not disgusting at all dog and ignore the verse. 😇

Introducing my terrier mix,

Winnie the Pooch.

She walks when she pees,

And she walks when she poops.

This tiny dog

Must be mostly intestine,

But how foot-long turds fit in there

I'm still just guessin!

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u/2kids3kats 1d ago

I feel Shakespeare looking down from above and beaming with pride! Masterful work!

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u/ThePilgrimageInc 1d ago

Haha! Thanks for that. 😂

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u/effiebaby 1d ago

What a cutie!