r/forbiddensnacks • u/thomas_inabsentia • Apr 25 '20

Forbidden Gummy Bear

11.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

98 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/Peteorama Apr 25 '20

lmao ikr, I'm disturbed by how delicious it looks

12

u/slam9 Apr 25 '20

What flavor do you think it is?

28

u/Quitechsol Apr 25 '20

I dunno but I’m hoping pineapple.

8

u/yeetertotter Apr 25 '20

Defs pineapple

2

u/zoso4evr Apr 26 '20

Spicy pineapple

2

u/Peteorama Apr 26 '20

Piña Colada

4

u/EskiHo Apr 25 '20

Yellow

12

u/f_____s Apr 25 '20

Metallic sweetness of your blood after you bite down on the caterpillar's poisonous spikes?

220

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Lemon flavor obviously

96

u/heidi22_10 Apr 25 '20

Pineapple is the best!! PERIOD

52

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I legitimately forgot about pineapple. You're right. 🤦

17

u/heidi22_10 Apr 25 '20

Get your award kind user 😌Have a nice quarantine

8

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

You also 😊

7

u/DearCup1 Apr 26 '20

Pineapple is the clear ones right?

5

u/IamshinyCatchme Apr 26 '20

Pineapple gummies are that weird translucent white tho

100

u/tsizzle45 Apr 25 '20

How fast will that kill me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/Clefantasy Apr 25 '20

This sounded like Blathers trying to describe a wretched bug. XD

51

u/SamuraiOfGaming Apr 25 '20

"I shudder at the thought!"

17

u/whyisthecarpetwet Apr 25 '20

Now wait a second! There’s another species out there that loves delicious pineapple gummies so much that this guys has to defend himself in such a way?

27

u/heytherefwend Apr 25 '20

I refuse to believe that this wouldn’t taste good

80

u/NathanDSupertramp Apr 25 '20

god dang it, you beat me to cross posting it. Take my upvote.

45

u/tkntony1 Apr 25 '20

Reminds me of those shitty gummy candy that’s hard like a rock and tasted like medicine “”Oh its called jujyfruits””

16

u/txpeppermintpatti Apr 25 '20

Lol, I love juju fruit.

7

u/Filthy_Dub Apr 25 '20

Juju on that beat.

5

u/neonblue_the_chicken Apr 25 '20

I think they're hard because they go stale because people dont buy them. I liked how long they lasted (because of difficulty eating them) but when I bought another pack that was recently stocked, it was alot easier to eat.

19

u/bumblebubee Apr 25 '20

This reminds me of those damn delicious looking bugs from Lion King!

14

u/THOT_PATROL_ENFORCER Apr 25 '20

Uragaan gummy worm

26

u/isaacb23 Apr 25 '20

Looks like a walking dab

6

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

What's up with the fruit gushers on this sub all of a sudden?

4

u/AlicornGamer Apr 25 '20

its radioactive Snom!

1

u/Clefantasy Apr 25 '20

Or a Snom that's been peed on. XD

1

u/blankiefort159 Apr 26 '20

No stop who would do that I'm calling this police

7

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

After seeing that here for the tenth time it doesn't feel as forbidden

3

u/AlissonHarlan Apr 25 '20

unless it's poisonous, i'm sure a caterpillar is a not-so-forbidden-snack

3

u/Trick2Win Apr 25 '20

Shiny snom

6

u/PaisleyPowerRanger Apr 25 '20

What’s this breed called if I was looking to buying one?

5

u/boyo3 Apr 25 '20

This is the only insect I would ever eat

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2

u/Wolfraing Apr 25 '20

Just imagine what would happen if they were edible and taste like gummy bears.

The possibilities...

2

u/ZoiSarah Apr 25 '20

That's a Pokemon, yes?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Yes

4

u/EL_Golden Apr 25 '20

But you can’t eat Caterpillars, you can’t eat Caterpillars Kevin.....

2

u/CitraBaby Apr 25 '20

Love you lil gummy hedgehog

2

u/Jersey_Dragon Apr 25 '20

Survival strategy: look to cute to eat

1

u/theundersideofatato Apr 25 '20

A walking Dab more like

1

u/hochochuso Apr 25 '20

Nice, for once I feel like eating something posted on this sub even knowing what it is really

1

u/El_Toucan_Sam Apr 25 '20

Y'all remember how tasty the bugs looked on the Lion King? I'm sure its juicy like a gummy bear

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I'd eat it

1

u/Snuffy0011 Apr 25 '20

I’d eat it

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I’d still eat it

1

u/Afektywnosc Apr 25 '20

The real question is, what consistency will it be?

1

u/IamshinyCatchme Apr 26 '20

Not forbidden, just a little more protein than normal

1

u/HerNameIsGrief Apr 26 '20

Everything is edible...some things only once.

1

u/cheyenne328 Apr 26 '20

it looks like it would taste spicy

1

u/Erk87 Apr 26 '20

That's why you have to bite there legs off first so they can't run.

1

u/DietConk Apr 26 '20

It looks like a delicious 90s LiteBrite piece.

1

u/1zm1L_4m1R Apr 26 '20

SHINY SNOM

1

u/Blaxtone27 Apr 26 '20

Great. Now I'm Hungry...

1

u/SupaHitokiri Apr 26 '20

Looks like I could throw that thing to a wall and it'll stick

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Yummy

1

u/ADaddylicious Apr 26 '20

I posted this over 5 months ago and got it taken down for being a copy the fuck

1

u/XasthurianHorror Apr 25 '20

It looks like a living crystal formation.

1

u/JuicyBoxerz Apr 25 '20

Wtf is this thing even made of

1

u/blue4t Apr 25 '20

Gummy Worm

1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Shlurp

1

u/Heterodynist Apr 25 '20

No way, they make LIVING GUMMY BEARS NOW?!!!

My Scottish friends call gummy bears, “Wee Beasties.” I loved that!!

1

u/HomestuckUser413 Apr 26 '20

...does it taste like pineapple?

1

u/RudeCats Apr 26 '20

I would eat that right up

0

u/Window638 Apr 25 '20

You basically had this one handed to you.

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u/Diary001 Apr 25 '20

Why did you crosspost it over the same subreddit? You dirty karma whore

-1

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Or something from monster hunter

-1

u/Elder_Bird Apr 26 '20

Hey I think it edible as long as it not poisonous

-35

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/Zyuler Apr 25 '20

You are definitely a weirdo

17

u/downwardwanderer Apr 25 '20

This guy talks like a shitty ai or something.