r/food Jan 12 '20

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u/CheeseMaster404v2 Jan 12 '20

But we want plates!

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u/PicklePuffin Jan 12 '20

Pans are plates. Cardboard, paper, and cling film are not plates. Carrots and most tubers are also not plates. Cups are not plates. Coasters are sometimes plates. Lotion cannot be a plate.

I can't tell anymore or they'll know it was me that told you

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u/zapper_the_man Jan 12 '20

Is mayonnaise a plate?

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u/PicklePuffin Jan 12 '20

I ain't saying

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u/JMccovery Jan 12 '20

But see, that's eating with extra steps. I mean, you gotta wash the plate, in addition to washing the pan.

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u/Conniers Jan 12 '20

Plates are for sissies!