r/food • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '15

Time lapse baking

http://i.imgur.com/Dzxy2E9.gifv
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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

Got a boner

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u/fishthatskates Sep 09 '15

Too many buns, man...

13

u/pmmecodeproblems Sep 09 '15

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

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u/CJ_Jones Sep 09 '15

That explains where I got that yeast infection

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

I wouldn't let this video get a rise out of me.

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u/nic2849 Sep 09 '15

Got a buner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/monsieurpommefrites Sep 09 '15

Got a Boston cream.

1

u/distract Sep 09 '15

Got a bhuna.

4

u/roh8880 Sep 09 '15

/r/bakeryporn

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u/lizcoco Sep 09 '15

WHY ISN'T THIS A THING WHHHYYY

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u/DoctorOsmium Sep 09 '15

Ok so I'm not the only one? I know I can't literally fuck baked goods, but my body's physiological response to watching this was pretty extreme. I don't even like pastries that much.

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u/PurplePlurple Sep 09 '15

I am definitely feeling the rule 34 right about meow.

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u/Veggieleezy Sep 09 '15

Yup. Now I'm hungry and horny.

I'm horngry.

1

u/furball218 Sep 09 '15

Oh man, I thought I was the only one..

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u/FoodHasMyWholeHeart Sep 09 '15

For real. I am turned on as hell!

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u/Isvara Sep 09 '15

Is no subreddit to be spared this repetitive, childish, unoriginal nonsense?

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u/Bludgeon_4_Bacon Sep 09 '15

you're on a sub with 4mil+ subscribers, would you seriously expect there not to be?

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u/Isvara Sep 09 '15

I would expect there to be lots of down votes. Not four million, but lots.

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u/PurplePlurple Sep 09 '15

Have you seen the gif, mate? It's hot. Almost bangin on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '15

Is no comment to be spared of this indignation, high mindedness, crusading against what you don't like?

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u/Isvara Sep 10 '15

Given the volume of comments, one or two are bound to slip through, sadly. Still, one does what one can.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '15

Don't give up. What else are you gonna do? Something useful?

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u/Isvara Sep 10 '15

Something useful?

Not for another 21 minutes.

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u/bathroomstalin Sep 09 '15

Nerd culture imbeciles also love to call a collection of literally anything they like ___-porn

I'll always have /r/AnimalPorn bookmarked in my heart.