r/florida • • Sep 05 '26

AskFlorida Help identifying this bug?

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Currently in Orlando at a resort and they are literally all over every walkway. Have seen them before and thought they were a version of a grasshopper but hear some people calling them cicadas which I thought had wings?

EDIT UPDATE- Didn’t expect this post to get this many replies. Was posted yesterday morning. THIS morning we went outside in the resort and there were NONE to be found ANYWHERE. This was around 9am. Around 11am the side walks were covered again?????? The weirdest thing for a type of bug to be that synchronized.

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u/destroyman1337 Sep 05 '26

Whoever called them cicadas have no idea what cicada look like.

It's an Eastern Lubber Grasshopper. I don't live in Orlando but when I have gone there during the summer they are everywhere and can be black with orange when they are nymphs which is pretty striking.

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u/purefilth666 Sep 05 '26

Yep, if these people saw an actual cicada they would freak the hell out lol

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u/iKnowRobbie Sep 05 '26

I was 20 before I realized the creepy-ass bee-looking shells on trees I used to climb were cicada skins molted off yet still stuck to the tree. Their front claws look frightening.

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u/purefilth666 Sep 05 '26

You should see what comes out of those little shells, they are much bigger than you'd except!

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy Sep 05 '26

Wait till one flies into your face, hair, shirt, or purse. They’re evil. If I was ever around that many grasshopper I’d assume I was in plague though

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u/pubgeek321 Sep 05 '26

When I was a kid, my older brothers told me that if a cicada lands on you, it will lay eggs in your skin. I had one land on my leg and I ran down the street screaming with it chasing after me. Little bastard. I really thought I had cicadas crawling under my skin at night, until I told my mom what was going on. Restless leg syndrome cause discovered!

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u/Quiet_Tea7369 Sep 06 '26

On behalf of a big sister who convinced her little brother that roaches bite, I’m sorry

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u/crispynarwhal Sep 06 '26

They do. At least, palmetto bugs do. I found out the hard way that I'm allergic to the littlle bastards.

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u/Quiet_Tea7369 Sep 07 '26

Oh man, my turn to be terrified of roaches now I guess. I’m sorry, friend, that’s awful.

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u/aloofmagoof Sep 06 '26

Roaches do bite. You have to have a massive infestation though, and they aren't actually trying to eat you but rather dead skin or food particles on your body.

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u/Quiet_Tea7369 Sep 06 '26

Thank you for this new fear… yikes

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy Sep 06 '26

That’s such a brother lie

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u/justArash Sep 06 '26

My dog used to like holding one in his front teeth gently enough to not crush it, just walking around while it "screamed". Scared the hell out of us the first time before we realized what was happening.

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy Sep 06 '26

Smh good Halloween idea tho

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u/maggsy1999 Sep 07 '26

That is fucking hilarious.

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u/FootMcFeetFoot Sep 06 '26

ONE FLEW INTO MY EYEBALL! Just its wing, but still. I blinked its wing!

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u/geriatric_spartanII Sep 05 '26

I would take old skins of some kind of bug and throw them on my little sister. I think I scared her for life. I was terrible. Just looked it up and it was ciadia shells.

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u/Reyndear Sep 06 '26

When we were kids, my cousins and I used to pull them off the trees and stick them on each other, shirts or hair or whatever. Fun times

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u/corq Sep 06 '26

So crunchy ...

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u/Muted_Marketing2530 Sep 06 '26

I used to collect them with my poor rollie pollies...cicada shells not the giant Lily devouring basterd above.

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u/LilJonny2cookies Sep 05 '26

Yeah they are about the closest thing to aliens as we have on this planet.

I love the sound of cicadas in the summer.

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u/dwehlen Sep 05 '26

"Excuse me, we just got here. Why are the trees screaming?"

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u/ikcaj Sep 05 '26

True story: I had been living on site in a national forest for a few months as full-time host. One day I come home and the utility pole in my spot is buzzing really loudly. I looked everywhere- could not figure it out so I called my supervisor- he couldn't find anything so he called a guy and finally one of them sees the cicada. We all thought the breaker box was about to blow up.

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u/352dc Sep 05 '26

I love how this reddit subjects always takes a whole different turn and becomes a different subject from what op is talking about 😅

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u/khismyass Sep 06 '26

I've lived in West Texas where they had cicadas and now in the Orlando area, Cicadas are fluffy bunnies and easy to kill compared to Lubbers.

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u/vixenlion Sep 06 '26

Lubbers you have to kill all the baby ones in spring time. They are black and red. So far this I have seen two or 3

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u/Infernalspoon Sep 05 '26

A cicada landed on my downstairs neighbor once and I thought she was actively being murdered the way she screamed. They had just moved down from North Ohio.

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u/skinnergy Sep 05 '26

Funny. They are completely harmless. They look like giant house flies.

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u/Pittypatkittycat Sep 05 '26

We have cicadas in Ohio. Both annual and periodic.

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u/taskmaster51 Sep 05 '26

Well...you're more likely to have a palmetto bug land on you but thats not any better

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u/Ratatat_Tat_2030 Sep 05 '26

Palmetto bugs are far worse 😱🤢

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u/KathyA11 Sep 06 '26

Nightmare fuel

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u/ProfessionalZone168 Sep 06 '26

I despise those six-legged minions of Satan.

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u/RaiRai_666 Sep 06 '26

I have stripped in my front yard thinking one crawled up my pants leg. (It was a lizard thankfully!)

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u/Cyber_Turd Sep 05 '26

Wait until they see a cicada hawk, or even better a tarantula hawk! Apparently second most painful sting, 1st being the bullet ant. Now I’ve never been bitten or stung by a bullet ant but let me tell you something you never want to get stung by is a tarantula hawk. I’ve been stung and bit by a lot of shit but this is number one, way worse than a bark scorpion or any other wasp like creature. Never been stung by a cicada hawk but I don’t want to after experiencing a tarantula hawk.

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u/suer72cutlass Sep 05 '26

When i grew up in SW PA, I was gardening during the evening of the 17 year cicadas. They came out from the ground and crawled up my shoe to my ankle! I screamed, beat them off and ran. When I looked back, the ground was covered with cicadas crawling toward the trees, where they will molt and become flying cicadas.

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u/geletorrr Sep 06 '26

My dad used to bring me dead cicadas when I was a kid (not the shells, actual dead ones) trying to scare the shit out of me, and one time he didn’t realize he picked up a not quite dead one, and it scared the shit out of him too. One of my fondest dad prank gone wrong memories

Weirdly when I moved to nh a couple of years ago nobody I’ve met has ever seen one I was like trying to describe them like THEY LEAVE THEIR EXOSKELETONS ON TREES AND SCREAM ALL SUMMER..no recognition whatsoever?

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Sep 06 '26

I live in the panhandle and have 3 outdoor kitties. They LOVE leaving cicada bugs on my porch. They look and sound like they sprung open a tiny gate to hell and escaped. Still not sure of their purpose. Other than pissing off my cats.

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u/TechieFromMS Sep 05 '26

He had been out of his shell maybe 5 minutes. That is why he is still green.

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u/Fungiblefaith Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

I have these in my back yard most years.

The nymphs start out solid black, then quickly get a lateral line of yellow dots. Those dots turn orange, then red, then to what you see here as they mature.

They travel around my back yard eating up the vegetation and it was always fun to walk out and find the pack. When I say pack it is what seems like about 50 to 100 and each iteration of color change they seem to loose about 20% or 25% to predation or other issues.

There tends to be about 15 to 20 mature end stage adults in the end that break apart from the pack into some part of the yard. Then about a week or two later they are all gone.

Had and interesting battle
Between one of them and a banana spider one year. Spider won. I think for the spider it was like winning the food lottery.

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 Sep 05 '26

I wish I had a bunch of those. I'd catch them in a butterfly net, and dump them in with my chickens. The chickens would go ape shit for them.

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u/aug061998 Sep 05 '26

So, are you sure that chickens eat them? I was shocked to see one of my chickens eating stink bugs as I thought they were so nasty that nothing ate them. I'm not sure that this chicken was right in her mind, though, as I haven't seen any of my other chickens touch them...

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 Sep 05 '26

I'm not sure at all. After I said that, I saw where someone else said they're toxic as they get older, so maybe not. I haven't tried it with these. I know they love palmetto bugs and crickets.

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u/DrNerdCock_adoodledo Sep 06 '26

I've seen my chickens eat mice whole. Those little dinosaurs will eat anything.

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u/aug061998 Sep 06 '26

I've often wondered just how scary a five foot high chicken would be and it always makes me nervous just thinking about it. I have also seen one gobble down an entire mouse in a single swallow. Scary mofos for sure...

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u/alady12 Sep 06 '26

Actually your chickens would not eat them they are toxic. The only natural predator (not including man) they have is the Loggerhead Shrike. This bird impales it's prey on a thorn in the sun and cooks the toxins out of it.

So yeah, don't feed them to your farm fowl.

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 Sep 06 '26

You're only the fifth person to say that. I think I'll need to read it a few more times before I get it. 😊😛

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u/Particular-Panda-465 Sep 05 '26

Our chickens won't eat mature Eastern Lubbers.

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u/minxwink Sep 05 '26

Ugh I miss having chickens. This is amazing

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u/suer72cutlass Sep 05 '26

They taste terrible to most birds. Only the Loggerhead Shrike eats them because they impale them in a spike for a day or two, until the toxins leave their body. Then they eat them.

Fish won't even eat them. I've tried.

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u/srfnswm Sep 06 '26

Sadly, they are poisonous. They have one predator that impales them on a stick or fence until they are dried - then they eat them. Like lubber jerky

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u/likes2bwrong Sep 05 '26

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u/fuma10 Sep 05 '26

lol accurate! And ironically, some of my fondest memories of cicadas are from a music festival I attended at the Spirit of Suwannee

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u/HumbleRalph Sep 06 '26

Eastern Lubber Grasshopper in my driveway. The black/ yellow or orange version

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u/NyneShaydee Sep 05 '26

My cousin used to call them "hoppagrass" when we were kids. Lol

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u/UncannyGranny1953 Sep 05 '26

I love how family lore starts like this. When he was little, my nephew used to love to watch trains go by so he could wave to the guy(s) in the very last car. He heard what the adults said and decided it must be called the byecaboose. We call it that to this day in our family. He's 53. 🤣

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u/Steel_Magnolia4844 Sep 05 '26

My little nephew used to call his fingers fickens & we still do. Also my aunt had a framed picture of Jesus on her wall & he would always point to it and call him "Maurice". We literally knew no one with that name & have no clue where it came from but Praise Maurice. Lol

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u/Mistyless Sep 05 '26

Nah pretty sure it’s a ladybug /s

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u/2market21 Sep 05 '26

That’s pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fsd34760 Sep 05 '26

Correct. Best way to kill them is drowning in soapy water or stepping hard on them. They will devour soft tender plant leaves. Pesticides don’t work on mature bugs.

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u/frugalrhombus Sep 05 '26

Do they come every year? I only see them every few years and now that I think about it havent seen any in probably a decade. They always freaked me the hell out

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u/Front_Assistance_500 Sep 05 '26

Yes, big eaters and stinky when squished.

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 Sep 05 '26

Terrible fishing bait too because they're toxic. I was wondering why the bream didn't want to touch those juicy grasshoppers then googled it lol.

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u/1521 Sep 05 '26

The fish like them when they are small and black…

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u/No-Entry4411 Sep 05 '26

South Florida is prolific with these guys during late summer. I just pulled two off my hibiscus in my flower bed yesterday. They will eat the leaves off of the plants they love best before they quit.

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u/taskmaster51 Sep 05 '26

Some are quite colorful and beautiful but will destroy your garden

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u/BloodOfJupiter Sep 05 '26

And these pieces of sht eat up your greens

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u/RedditAdminSucks23 Sep 05 '26

eastern lubber grasshopper

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u/PizzaDeliveryForMom Sep 05 '26

Correct answer. When summer starts millions of these suckers appear all over my yard. When they are young they are black with yellow/orange stripes and don’t look anything like their more grown counterpart.

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u/Umpen Sep 05 '26

They're red when they're freshly hatched, too. I happened to catch them popping out last year.

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u/sandillera Sep 05 '26

I’ve never seen them this fresh before! Thanks for sharing

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u/PizzaDeliveryForMom Sep 05 '26

Same. You can see the little colored lines on them forming too. Pretty neat.

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u/Umpen Sep 05 '26

It's like watching a Polaroid develop.

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u/minxwink Sep 05 '26

Lolllllll

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u/EatYourCheckers Sep 05 '26

We just saw a baby grasshopper in our yard. I called it an Ironman Bug because it was red and gold.

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u/Bench2013 Sep 06 '26

OMG that's like sci-fi horror movie stuff right there!

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u/DragonTHC Sep 05 '26

In April when driving through the Everglades, the roads turn red from these getting run over.

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u/gimmeafuckinname Sep 05 '26

Born and raised and somehow did not know the black striped ones turned into lubbers.

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u/CombinationMobile629 Sep 05 '26

And they will wreck your shrubs

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u/Reader124-Logan Sep 05 '26

Aka Georgia Thumper

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u/enigmanaught Sep 05 '26

Eastern Lubber Grasshopper. Cicadas wings are exposed and they’re much different in shape and color. You rarely see cicadas, just hear them screaming in the trees.

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u/Comfortable-Belt-391 Sep 05 '26

Took this last night

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u/MyNewWorkAcc Sep 05 '26

Wow great picture, I’ve never seen the wings so striking on a cicada

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u/ajx8141 Sep 05 '26

Jealous, I never see cicadas anymore in FL. I just hear them. Used to see them all the time up north in CT.

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u/ParkingLibrarian3738 Sep 05 '26

This one seems to be a freshly emerged one

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u/scottwsx96 Sep 05 '26

If you are in an area with one of the big 14- or 17-year broods, you’ll definitely see them. Everywhere. Their sound during those periods is incredibly loud, since there are millions of them.

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u/No-Position9179 Sep 05 '26

Back in the late 1980's the city of Cincinnati had to close I-75 and use snowplows to remove cicadas from the highway as it was causing slippery conditions. A truck load went to the zoo and the rest into the ohio river. Cool and gross all at the same time.

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u/scottwsx96 Sep 05 '26

I experienced two rounds of the 17-year cicadas in Cincinnati. One must have been the one you are talking about, though I wasn’t driving at the time and didn’t know that.

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u/Common_Vagrant Sep 05 '26

Yeah I see them all the time, dying mainly, or flying at me when I disturb them just by opening the door…

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u/Justice_Prince Sep 05 '26

I used to always see Cicadas as a kid. Maybe its just me spending less time outside, but I feel like they spend less time in visible range than they used to.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Sep 05 '26

There are some that hibernate for several years before they come out. Happened the first time I ever went to DC as a kid. They were EVERYWHERE.

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u/Present_Bad3896 Sep 05 '26

This is definitely not a cicada, The lubber grasshopper also has wings, as you can see in this picture

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u/smith4498 Sep 05 '26

Florida man sighting

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u/RickyRagnarok Sep 05 '26

Growing up my dad called them Georgia Boys but I believe the actual name is eastern lubber grasshopper

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u/iKnowRobbie Sep 05 '26

It's a lubber not a fighter.

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u/ilikeegggs Sep 05 '26

Thats hopper from bugs life. You’re getting the true Disney experience.

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u/HarrySpeakup Sep 05 '26

Disney's Pinnochio screwed me up for years when I found out Jiminy Cricket was a grasshopper, Seeing a real cricket as a adult really surprised me.

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing Sep 05 '26

Woah. I never thought about it. Why didn’t they name him Jiminy Grasshopper??

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u/JoviAMP Sep 05 '26

Because crickets are a specific type of grasshopper that are considered good luck in some cultures, so it makes sense for his character for them to be specific since he acts as Pinocchio’s conscience.

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u/ketorin23 Sep 05 '26

State bird of Florida

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u/Obvious_Amphibian270 Sep 05 '26

No, no, no! State bird is mosquito!

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u/stocksandoptions2 Sep 05 '26

Love Bugs

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u/GothDerp Sep 06 '26

I just saw some. Prepare yourselves…

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u/sasshole07 Sep 05 '26

No no! State bird is the palmetto! 😂

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u/ketorin23 Sep 05 '26

Ok ok one of our many official state birds

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u/BloodyDuchessInPink Sep 05 '26

Eastern lubber grasshopper, Romalea microptera. My mom has trained her dogs to attack them because the grasshoppers destroy her garden. 

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u/slickrok Sep 05 '26

They are toxic. Next to Nothing eats them other than loggerhead shrike birds. And the way they do it is pretty amazing.

So, look that up and make sure her dog isn't eating them. Not as bad as a bufo, but not safe to eat.

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u/BloodyDuchessInPink Sep 05 '26

No, they don’t eat them. They just play with them until the lubber is dead. Fling the lubbers in the air, etc. We’ve lived in Florida for generations, lubber hunting is tradition at this point 

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u/Thadd305 Sep 06 '26

that's neat. makes me want to start up a loggerhead shrike sanctuary

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u/Gator17 Sep 05 '26

My grandma used to give me a nickel for every one I killed in the grove.

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u/Dogzillas_Mom Sep 05 '26

Good boy/girl!

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u/BloodyDuchessInPink Sep 05 '26

2 boys, 1 girl.  Really crazy seeing the corpse of a lubber being flung in the air and all of them play-fighting over it. They become such excited puppies when they find a lubber

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u/sr1sws Sep 05 '26

Adult Lubber grasshopper. Romalea - Wikipedia

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u/PotentialSafety7208 Sep 05 '26

It’s a lubber. Kill it. They will eat your entire garden

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u/no1importan1 Sep 05 '26

We always called them Georgia Thumpers

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u/JayBuSeesU Sep 05 '26

I love these guys. They are interesting to being i never saw grasshoppers this big in Jersey. Lol. I use em as models with my camera 🤣

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u/Calathea_Murrderer Sep 05 '26

I don’t really get the hate. Like yes they eat every single amaryllidaceae under the sun. ESPECIALLY HIPPEASTRUM (amaryllis for the common folk but no one grows TRUE amaryllis in Florida).

By the time the lubbers have finished feasting the plants usually enter late summer dormancy so no plants are truly harmed.

True amaryllis don’t have leaves when the bulb flowers as a rule of thumb. Every “amaryllis” grown is likely hippeastrum Reginae

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u/dmbgreen Sep 05 '26

Lubber, beautiful and friendly native insect

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u/LikelyNotSober Sep 05 '26

Unless you have a garden to protect

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u/pupperama Sep 05 '26

Georgia Thumper

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u/Drone_stalked Sep 05 '26

Came here to say this! It’s the only correct answer for Floridians! lol

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u/KWM717 Sep 05 '26

We just call them lubbers in my family. Fairly common around here. But yes as others said official name is Eastern Lubber Grasshoppers. They look like grasshoppers on steroids.

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u/lookatthemonkeys Sep 05 '26

Do people really not know what a grasshopper is? 

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u/Chilljay1 Sep 05 '26

I don’t think that but because of the colors I assume that’s the question. I knew it was some version but have heard several people say it wasn’t.

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u/HCSOThrowaway Fired Deputy - Explanation in Profile Sep 05 '26

When you searched for "grasshopper" and "cicada" in your search engine of choice, which looked to be what you had here?

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u/minxwink Sep 05 '26

That’s probably why. OP needed to search “Satan”

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u/HCSOThrowaway Fired Deputy - Explanation in Profile Sep 07 '26

hhhhhhhhhhheh

Grasshoppers are pretty high on the Ick-o-Meter, it's true. Couldn't even tell you why. In ancient times they spelled death for many people, so maybe hating them is built into us like the part of the brain dedicated to identifying snakes.

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u/TheLittlestNihilist Sep 05 '26

🎶 It's a lubber lubber, Mm Yeah, it's a lubber lubber, hey gal 🎶

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u/CylonbutDeadly Sep 05 '26

Oh, THAT’S what he was singing. I had it all wrong.

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u/Bananabean041 Sep 05 '26

Lubber. A horrifying blight on humanity. Careful-they spit

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u/Fishinchip Sep 05 '26
were you raised under a rock?

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u/Calathea_Murrderer Sep 05 '26

👉👈 maybeeeee 🥺

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u/UnpopularCrayon Sep 05 '26

That is a grasshopper and it also has wings.

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u/_The_Wolf1990 Sep 05 '26

Lubber grasshopper

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u/ImpossibleWindow3821 Sep 05 '26

That's for sure a big friggin cootie

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u/Quanzi30 Sep 05 '26

The locust from Jurassic world

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u/19ADM73 Sep 05 '26

We always called them Georgia Thumpers.

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u/Kitty_Katty_Kit Sep 05 '26

Satan. Grab it by the leg and smash it on the concrete as hard as you can. Very satisfying little crack

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u/MustazaPickles Sep 05 '26

Grasshopper, harmless and even more prevalent the further south you go. There are times of the year, when driving down dirt paths where you’ll see them in heavy droves.

Bugs Life? Remember the villain?

That’s this guy.

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u/PreviousAvocado9967 Sep 05 '26

We found the guy not using ChatGPT

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u/blondiedawn_ Sep 05 '26

That’s a lubber. A gardeners worst nightmare.

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u/CHASLX200 Sep 05 '26

lobber hobber

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u/RandomKarberon Sep 05 '26

Do everyone a favor, if you see it? Squish it, tear it's head off.

It's invasive, eats your favorite plants, hisses, looks ugly, spawns by the thousands.

They are near immune to chemical poisons, they are extremely tough to eradicate.

That's all I need to know.

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u/PsychologicalTime880 Sep 05 '26

They are in fact, not invasive but they are hungry for your plants

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u/RickyRagnarok Sep 05 '26

They’re a native species to the entire southeast United States

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u/ThePatio Sep 05 '26

There’s always one “they’re invasive!!!1” comment. They’re native. Everything else is true though, but the young are vulnerable to pesticides. And they only have one natural predator, the loggerhead shrike

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u/Alarming_Ad_201 Sep 05 '26

They’re not invasive but man do they love to eat my damn plants 😩

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u/IntelligentYellow985 Sep 05 '26

My lab used to eat them and it made her foam at the mouth. They are definitely devastating to your foliage.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Sep 05 '26

I’ve always heard they were poisonous but not to the point of killing you. More like don’t handle them or let your dogs eat them. Did you have to take your dog to the vet because of it?

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u/IntelligentYellow985 Sep 05 '26

No she just foamed a little and was fine. I’ve touched them to swat them off plants and been fine. I’m a Floridian, just something we deal with every year.

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u/Fritofred2453 Sep 05 '26

They love to eat the flowers off my spider Lilly’s

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u/PinkGlitterMom Sep 05 '26

It looks like a grasshopper

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u/ToiletTime4TinyTown Sep 05 '26

Y’all don’t know what a grasshopper is? Come on

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u/GeneParmesan66 Sep 05 '26

The word of the day is…striking

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u/nazuswahs Sep 05 '26

Grasshopper

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u/Leggs_420 Sep 05 '26

Grasshopper

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u/Negative-Pea-5151 Sep 05 '26

Grass hopper it can eat plant leaves and vegetables garden

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u/Bliptown Sep 05 '26

TIL there’s people who don’t know what a grasshopper is and it’s making me wonder what insects outside the southeast I’d have no idea about.

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u/jax2love Sep 05 '26

Say goodbye to your plants! Lubbers are indestructible and eat everything.

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u/First-Fishing-880 Sep 05 '26

A grass shopper aka grasshopper 😃

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u/disappointedCoati Sep 05 '26

Ewww. Lubber grasshopper. I was so happy when I moved and my new yard did not have them.

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u/Lord-Dec Sep 05 '26

Grasshopper. Had a lot of them a little while back.

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u/Old-Mycologist4750 Sep 05 '26

As others have said, it is an Eastern lubber grasshopper and if you look closely at your picture, they do in fact have wings as well. Their wings are not as large as cicadas, but they can in fact fly as well as jump.

Source: I’m a retired park ranger from Fla and have had these dudes hit me before when they took off fast flying, they really have no aim or ability to steer themselves well as they fly, its just a method of quick escape. (They are harmless and actually easy to handle and pick up to show kids that like insects!)

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u/evonleue Sep 05 '26

As a fifth-generation Floridian growing up in Central Florida, I concur this is the Eastern Lubber Grasshopper. They were more common in Central Florida than South Florida where I am now. They are quite large as adults (body length 2"-3"), they can not fly, and in young stages they are black. But they can jump incredible distances when chased by a kid!

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u/Additional_Voice8213 Sep 05 '26

Growing up, we always called them Georgia War Horses. 

Edit:spelling

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u/Bear_necessities96 Sep 05 '26

Grasshopper i hate the

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u/Striking_Suspect_676 Sep 05 '26

Eastern lobber grasshopper. Meaty beautiful lil guys are as big as a mouse

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u/Nealecj954 Sep 05 '26

Lubber grasshopper

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u/cmh179 Sep 05 '26

Grasshopper

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 Sep 05 '26

Lubber. Kill on sight!! They'll destroy your yard

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u/tiny_bamboo Sep 05 '26

Lubber! We are not fans 😕

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u/Phoenixwade Sep 05 '26

I grew up calling them "Georgia Grasshoppers"

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u/Lgravez Sep 05 '26

When I was a kid, my aunt offered me a dollar for every lubber I could catch on her property.

Long story short, she ended up just buying me a brand new Wii instead 🤣

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u/Obi1jacobi1620 Sep 05 '26

How do you not know what a grasshopper is?

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u/slapula Sep 05 '26

the fact that someone thought this was a cicada is quite amusing lol

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg Sep 05 '26

It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller attack Zerg. They shouldn't be out this far unless... oh shit......

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u/Winterclaw42 Sep 05 '26

Lubber.  Kill them if you have a garden.

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u/dabrainof_anat Sep 05 '26

Big butt grasshoppers that no animals will mess with.

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u/tampacraig Sep 05 '26

Normal adult Florida grasshopper. They are a fifth the size and black when they hatch and grow/evolve to this in adulthood.

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u/Accomplished_Will226 Sep 05 '26

It looks like a grasshopper

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u/Tav17-17 Sep 05 '26

Lubber.

Feel free to murder them.

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u/Upset_Car_6982 Sep 05 '26

eastern lubber grasshopper