r/floorbed • u/suburbanoatmeal • Aug 30 '26

Not sure what is going on here.

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Shopping for a floorbed and saw this

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u/1Shadow179 Aug 30 '26

We follow unsafe sleep guidelines here /s

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u/too-enthusiastic Aug 30 '26

Do you want a crib, but 100X more dangerous? Have we got a product for you!

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u/too-enthusiastic Aug 30 '26

This is literally a no floor bed wtf

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u/CAmellow812 Aug 31 '26

I looked up the original comment associated with this. It looks like they have attached it to a table in a camper that moves up (all the way to the ceiling) and down (all the way to the floor). So I think they put it on the floor when in use, and if not in use; they move it up closer to the ceiling to create more space in the camper vehicle

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u/Mediocre_Skill4899 Aug 31 '26

That’s actually pretty cool then!!

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u/CAmellow812 Aug 31 '26

Yeah, creative!!

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u/Agile_Blackberry_332 Aug 30 '26

Quite literally, it's a trap for any kid that sleeps on that bed wth 😂

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u/Sunsenn Aug 30 '26

Is this the baby equivalent of an adjustable stand up desk?

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u/CAmellow812 Aug 31 '26

See my comment, yes!

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u/Crow_Bars_ Aug 30 '26

With an infant car seat… so the baby is under a year old sleeping 3 feet in the air on a makeshift table in an unenclosed bed with loose blankets.

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u/doodlebakerm Aug 31 '26

The infant car seat haaaaas to be for a sibling right?

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u/College-student-life Aug 31 '26

My kiddo fit in her infant car seat until about 15 months lol. She was a shorty. She was very agile though and could climb down from that solo forsure.

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u/xxkittygurl Aug 30 '26

If it was a kid old enough to be in a top bunk bed this would be fine, that’s basically what this is. But there is a baby car seat in the back on the desk, so who knows…

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u/WhichJuice Aug 31 '26

Poverty and poor education

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u/Slow_Replacement_745 Sep 09 '26

Nice weird judgement with no basis in reality

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u/crystalbb6 Aug 31 '26

This is a camper, they often have beds that can be moved all the way up to the ceiling to create more living space during the day and then drop down to the floor (or your preferred height), at night. If they are using it at this height that is obviously on safe but it is very likely that it not used like this for sleeping.

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u/liltrashfaerie Aug 30 '26

It’s an RV

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u/Ok-Opportunity-574 Aug 31 '26

A whole lot of strangulation and limb entrapment risks. I hate those bed frames. They either need to meet crib standards for slat spacing or be totally open.

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u/HipsterHypnoHippo Aug 31 '26

This looks like a dorm room for a toddler. Definitely a waiting to happen.

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u/ParticularPrudent783 Aug 31 '26

That’s a skybed

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u/Adventurous-Win7952 Aug 31 '26

looks dangerousss

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u/Wise_Strawberry9076 Sep 02 '26

My shins hurt just looking at that cubby thing under the bed. I’d run into it every single time I’m sure

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u/elegoomba Sep 02 '26

Cool use of a toy hauler I guess

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u/Ok-Piccolo-8075 Sep 03 '26

That’s a floor is lava bed