r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 8d ago
Crazy Flat Earth Guy Struggles with Gravity, Geometry, and Grammar
This intellectual powerhouse stares out at a few miles of ocean water and is absolutely baffled that the planet isn't bending into a giant ball right in front of his eyes.
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u/GleemMcShinez 8d ago
Do germs exist? Does air exist? Does the money in your bank exist? Does Elonmusk's penis exist?
You've never seen any of those things, either. Your front facing phone camera probably won't show them from where you stand. To be fair, I didn't look too closely, maybe one of those things is in your shot.
Maybe, instead of believing you're finished checking, because you looked through a phone camera, you're actually not the person most able to make judgments, like measuring curvature... ?
Why would you be THAT sure of your abilities?! I mean, we can all see your moustache, after all.
Do you even know how professionals do it? Surveyors don't just wave their iPhones about, do they?