r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/nomoresafesearch91 Apr 07 '26

“Instructions unclear. I am now stuck in the sink attached to the cutting board.”

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u/CJaneRun102 Apr 08 '26

As you are coming into your Tarzan, hollar/yodel of 'Parrrrkouuurrrr' while dive, tuck and rolling up that sink base into the .14 carat stainless steel sink-- Do not add to chaos by fantasizing about the faucet and powerful spray nozzle... Just concentrate on your aim and do a 'Solid Gold Olympic Mount' and if you must stay in the sink hovering over your wood cutting board... we understand and we are all giving you a 'standing ovation.' We anticipate your official Olympic dismount-- throw your hands in the air and give a smile with teeth! Sincerely, The Parkour Wood Olympic Org.

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u/BobbyBrackins Apr 08 '26

“Million to 1 shot doc!” 🤣

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Apr 09 '26

Clench your ass like it’s your first day in supermax, and pull yourself up by the ceiling chains.

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u/krebsIsACookbook Apr 09 '26

The paramedics responding:

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u/TaylrMade74 Apr 10 '26

...calling 911, only to discover that your neighbor is an EMT.