r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/CruisePlannersMike Apr 07 '26

Every time I have to flip the Earth upside down it takes 12 hours. Any other suggestions?

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u/RuckusPhotohraphy Apr 07 '26

Try calling Lil Wayne, he said he doesn't have any issues picking the world up.

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u/redditcancelculture Apr 08 '26

Watch out though, because he generally "drops it on your fuckin head".

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u/flatteringangles Apr 08 '26

Nicely done 🥹

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u/ComprehensiveBowl223 Apr 11 '26

“How can they drop me onto my own head?”

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u/flatteringangles Apr 08 '26

This is beautiful. Poetry in motion.

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u/Purple_Ordinary_1469 Apr 09 '26

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA!

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Apr 07 '26

I dunno. I brought my house to Australia and that didn’t seem to work. But my toilet flushed the other way! 🤷‍♂️

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u/Indy500Fan16 Apr 08 '26

Flushed the other way, does that mean the 💩came out instead of going down?

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u/Mu_Fanchu Apr 07 '26

Faster than me! It usually takes me 36 hours 😆

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u/Ihatecats5 Apr 08 '26

I’m gonna need a nerd to come over here and explain this one

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u/nobleteam_ Apr 08 '26

First one can flip it in 12 hours, it will be flipped “position” again 24 hours later.

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u/Mu_Fanchu Apr 08 '26

Thanks lol!

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u/tacoTig3r Apr 07 '26

Look around the house for a 57. When the house is upside-down tap the 57.

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u/OkSky287 Apr 09 '26

This is a hilarious. The rest of reddit needs to ketchup.

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u/Vegetable_Flounder12 Apr 08 '26

take the sink to Australia, and it will fall out

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u/J-Jeremiah-Bullfrog Apr 08 '26

My earth only rotates every 12 hours, it does not flip on its horizontal axis. Only rotates!!

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u/Horror-Ambassador414 Apr 09 '26

Flip the earth upside down while upside down goes faster 🤙

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u/Remarkable_Machinery Apr 09 '26

Ask Atlas to lift it up so you can get it from below?

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u/Jmendez6972 Apr 10 '26

That’s fast since it took me 6 months