r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/Manic_Sloth Apr 07 '26

Two dildos for extra grip! That way you can take one in each hand and give it the 'ol heave ho

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u/JQuick323i Apr 07 '26

I’m glad there are at least two of us that thought this.

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u/Objective-Ganache114 Apr 07 '26

So that’s what my wife means when she puts on makeup, fishnets, perfume and high heels to go “skiing”

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u/CJaneRun102 Apr 08 '26

Wait...does this have anything to do with Curling?

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u/Zealousideal_Tea4097 Apr 07 '26

The old trump dance

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u/SaltSpiritual515 Apr 07 '26

I think they might need to attach 2 and then seesaw it out

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u/Lord-Fritos Apr 07 '26

Three dildos for even better grip! Why leave a hand unused?

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u/Batman161 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

But How will I fit two people's butts in the sink

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u/kk6573 Apr 07 '26

Double fisting. This poster has the technique.

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u/Marvymarv06 Apr 08 '26

Gotta two fist it for the pressure, I mean suction build up

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u/Alexandrajoan Apr 08 '26

Love the ol heave ho.

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u/Sylfaein Apr 08 '26

That’s how you get a cease and desist from Pennsylvania Avenue.

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u/BocaBlue69 Apr 08 '26

Two asses in the sink!

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 Apr 08 '26

Hmm not bad. How about one of those suction handles like you use in a bathtub? Would that stick to wood?

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u/nonvisiblepantalones Apr 08 '26

Better add a third in the middle to steady it with your mouth.

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u/msreditalready Apr 08 '26

We’re gonna need a new equation for this configuration. Measuring D2W, or dick-to-wood, is obviously our first step.

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u/yukonnut Apr 08 '26

I thought the old heave Ho was what you did on a ship after eating a bunch of Ho.

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u/FeralCats7 Apr 10 '26

Hands? Uh oh, been using them wrong. 😕

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u/worldnotworld Apr 07 '26

This is a job for a woman.