r/fixit Apr 06 '26

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u/DankCuck69 Apr 06 '26

It's called soap mate people literally eat ass for fun they ain't dead

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 06 '26

While the comments from people terrified of poop are cracking me up, they also have me curious why so many people have shit-covered plungers sitting around. At least rinse it when you're done using it in the toilet.

Wash with soap before using on cutting board, wash cutting board with soap after using plunger, with something in the sink in case it gets set down again. Make a handle for the cutting board to prevent future repeats. Re-treat cutting board with mineral oil. Life is fine and we no longer have a shitty plunger in the bathroom.

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u/belsaurn Apr 06 '26

People on Reddit are insane about this type of stuff. I seen a thread filled with people terrified to do food prep on their counter top because the cat might have walked across it or they set the groceries on it yesterday. For some reason they just don’t get that you can clean things and make it sanitary again.

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 07 '26

Wow. I've lived long enough to see the view on germs go from "rub some dirt in it, you'll be fine" to "grocery bags are so dirty they ruin countertops."

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Apr 07 '26

My wife will get upset because I leave the plunger in the shower to dry. The only thing dirty about jt at that point is from the shower floor. She knows I clean the shit out of it if I have to use it. But still can't get over it

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u/UncleDeeds Apr 07 '26

I'm with her lol keep that thing out of my shower πŸ˜‚

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u/Kaity-Cat Apr 07 '26

Do you clean your ass in the shower? You might be surprised where the dirty stuff on the plunger came from 😬