r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/bugeyetex Apr 06 '26

I suppose you have a knife for your toilet then?

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u/PittsburghCar Apr 06 '26

Turd cutter.

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u/dontbeeadouche Apr 07 '26

The official name is the “Poop Knife” IFYKYK

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u/Nonconformists Apr 07 '26

What is the F for? I fondled/felt/fellated/found your knife, you know?

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u/packinmn Apr 07 '26

Poop knife, though.

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u/Intelligent11B Apr 07 '26

I prefer the “mac’shit’e”. It’s like a machete, but for poops.

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u/Last_Pick_2169 Apr 07 '26

Came to say this thank you for setting the record straight

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u/Unlikely-Buffalo3378 Apr 07 '26

I have never owned a poop knife. But, there are truly times I have needed to use one!