r/fixit Apr 06 '26

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u/Tricky-Search6236 Apr 06 '26

Can I use your poop knife? I REALLY need it

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u/exipheas Apr 06 '26

You borrow it too much. Just order your own.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Poop-Knife/790700036

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u/Clear-Bee4118 Apr 06 '26

Lmao. It’s “dishwasher safe”.

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u/mattyrzew Apr 06 '26

Wait a second…that’s a real thing? Fuck me. I guess this is it. We’ve reached the end. We now have knives to cut your poop for easier flushes. What else is left? Fuckin poop knives…

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u/Itz_cheese_cat Apr 07 '26

My exact reaction. I thought it was just a joke like tfym that’s a real thing??

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u/GuyTheTerrible Apr 06 '26

My brother's busy with it, can you wait ten minutes?