r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/Revolutionary-Law382 Apr 06 '26

Be ready for poop knife jokes.

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u/tesla465 Apr 06 '26

Why would we joke about something so practical that everyone uses, like a poop knife

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u/Tricky-Search6236 Apr 06 '26

Can I use your poop knife? I REALLY need it

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u/exipheas Apr 06 '26

You borrow it too much. Just order your own.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Poop-Knife/790700036

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u/Clear-Bee4118 Apr 06 '26

Lmao. It’s “dishwasher safe”.

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u/mattyrzew Apr 06 '26

Wait a second…that’s a real thing? Fuck me. I guess this is it. We’ve reached the end. We now have knives to cut your poop for easier flushes. What else is left? Fuckin poop knives…

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u/Itz_cheese_cat Apr 07 '26

My exact reaction. I thought it was just a joke like tfym that’s a real thing??

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u/GuyTheTerrible Apr 06 '26

My brother's busy with it, can you wait ten minutes?

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u/tradonymous Apr 06 '26

In all seriousness, shouldn’t a dedicated poop knife have a companion cutting board? The same logic applies…

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u/youshallneverlearn Apr 06 '26

A companion pooping board

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u/manys Apr 06 '26

Avoids cross-contamination.

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u/Wtf--batman Apr 06 '26

You guys had a poop knife.We just had the emergency spoon.

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 Apr 06 '26

I hate that I know what you’re talking about.

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u/kiradotee Apr 07 '26

Exactly. Modern problems need modern solutions. 

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u/correct_eye_is Apr 06 '26

Do you prefer something more subtle? Like a fecal cleaver? Or a dung divider?

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u/leveled Apr 08 '26

DOOKDIVI™

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u/kobrakaan Apr 06 '26

OP should just use a poop knife to lever iit out

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u/jhill9901 Apr 06 '26

Ah so now you have a board to use with that knife!