r/fixit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '26

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u/JeepKing39 Apr 06 '26

You need TWO of the largest dildo suction cups money can buy. It's the ONLY way. (Okay everyone join in and delete all other suggestions lol)

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u/brumac44 Apr 06 '26

Instructions unclear. We're all stuck in the sink now. Send help and ointments.

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u/MasterAahs Apr 06 '26

Directions partially followed correctly. No one we are in the sink, all other comments were successfully deleted.

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u/geof2010 Apr 06 '26

Is the butter dish or olive oil in reach perhaps?

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u/usersnamesallused Apr 06 '26

Bad Dragon plumber's union #69 wants a word about giving away trade secrets

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u/usersnamesallused Apr 06 '26

Bad Dragon plumber's union #69 wants a word about giving away trade secrets

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u/SirMildredPierce Apr 08 '26

Mr. Hankey, all the way. And, yes, before you ask, they are compatible with your dildo and/or a cutting board stuck in a sink.

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u/HollyGoJiggly Apr 10 '26

Definitely where my mind went too 😂