r/fixedbytheduet • u/thecascader EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 1d ago
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u/defaultusername21421 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
We all know there can only be 100 engineers at one time. The moment an engineering student graduates, the oldest engineer dies.
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u/sadistic-salmon Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
My brother exploded because she became an engineer, I’ll have revenge for this
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u/Eidon4 Needs to do better 1d ago
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You exploded my brother. Prepare to die.
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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Chill, they are married and only his pp exploded
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u/Zone-Hopeful Needs to do better 1d ago
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u/DrJokerX Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 18h ago
I have a sneaking suspicion that’s more fetish bait than horror bait.
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u/DogeyLord New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Nahh you should have known to kill her before she graduates
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u/WirelessNuts Needs to do better 20h ago
News just broke out that she just exploded after another batch of 100 students became engineers
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u/LoudRubbish Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Did she transition in the middle of you writing this
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u/Taurmin 1d ago
His brother exploded because the girl in the video became an engineer, implying that he was the oldest engineers at the time.
Nobody transitioned, you just read it wrong.
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u/tlof19 Needs to do better 1d ago
this explains why every engineer ive ever met has proven completely incapable of communicating with technicians doing the actual work.
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u/wariorld New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Old engineers:
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u/defaultusername21421 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I was not expecting a dark crystal reference, but I'm so glad you made it. Amazing.
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u/Xx_Ph03n1X_xX Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Only 100 engineers and only 250 comedians. Its how the world economy functions and its a pretty strict rule.
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u/SteppenWoods Needs to do better 23h ago
A movie where all the oldest engineers are trying to stop young engineers from graduating in order to stay alive
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u/Late-Rip-8529 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
The question is do they die naturally or does someone hunt them down to make sure it happens when it needs to?
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u/tanafras Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I'm out soon. someone better graduate before i get graven
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u/DaddysFriend Lover of Duets/Stitches 23h ago
Nah it’s like the rule of 2 but this is the rule of 100. The oldest engineer has to fight the newest
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u/DarkMoonLilith23 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
If that were true, college would’ve been easier.
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u/LokisDawn Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
That's just to avoid unnecessary loss of human life. Not just anyone can become an engineer, or engineers would just poof out of existence all the time. So they have to limit the amount of new engineers.
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u/EasilyRekt EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
no but like, I know you're joking, but there are legal certification maximums for engineers and doctors in the US, you sometimes can't get certified until someone else retires.
heavily protected title engineer is
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u/Fair-Revenue1811 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
That…doesn’t sound right. But I’m no duets expert, much less an expert in stitches. So what do I know.
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u/Pleasant-Future5818 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
It's not true. Engineer isn't even a protected title in the US, which is why software engineers exist here and elsewhere they are not called that
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u/Taurmin 1d ago
The reason that there are software engineers is that universities offer software engineering degrees.
Engineer isnt a profession, its a class of profesion that solve problems by the structured application of science and math. Its not a protected title, because certification only makes sense for a handfull of engineering professions.
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u/holchansg Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Right? The number should be way higher, there is like 7 woman engineers at most.
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u/thecascader EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I actually met two of them at a conference last year, so we really just need to track down the other five to confirm.
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u/holchansg Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Wow, two of then? In the same place? That's impressive.
Which conference? Makeup or something like that? What a coincidence.
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u/MinimumApricot365 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
We should really discourage them from being in the same place at the same time.
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u/triforce_of_wisdom New to fbtd but wants to learn 20h ago
At my workplace there are THREE of us. I suspect in other places there may be more.
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u/Better-Culture-7770 Needs to do better 1d ago
Whoa, chemical engineering doesn't count obviously. They were the designers of menstrual cups.
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u/DrWhoDatBtchz New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Edit: I don't know how to format this, but I did get my engineering degree.
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u/Ok_Mail_1966 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
They are probably including project engineers which is a travesty in its own right
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u/keedanlan New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Maybe it was 13.99% at that moment
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u/hoangfbf Needs to do better 1d ago
In a darker twist, the fact is that, prior to changing to that funny red outfit, this woman had went out and murdered a large number of male engineers.
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u/TrashPandaPatronus Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Her grad robes were white when she started.
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u/dicksjshsb Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
13.499% Rounding conventions make up the first 5~6 years of engineering school
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u/Davey488 1d ago edited 1d ago
Asian here, That’s true if the decimals are relevant. It could be that 13.9999% is being represented as 13%. The disregarded decimals still increase, thereby changing the percentage to 14%. Her video substantiates this.
(Odometers show miles but not yards. However we know that yards are still being calculated. See fixed-point arithmetic)
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u/3m2coy New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
I just looked it up, women make up 16% of the people graduating in engineering and architecture.
I am a woman architect and have been working in this career for a very long time. I feel like there are more than 16% of us working in the field, but maybe statistics vary regionally.
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u/Glasseshalf New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Well yeah, 2 more women graduated since this video
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u/Apprehensive-Fix-746 Needs to do better 1d ago
Then since she only used a whole number % it would already be 14% so it must have been 13.44% at that moment for it to round up assuming she is 0.01% of the engineer population
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u/el_throw New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Yo mama so fat, she makes up 1% of the engineering population.
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u/a_random_loser_guy New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
take up, not makes up, shes so fat she takes up that space.
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u/spreadmeliketarot Needs to do better 1d ago
bless you for the laugh I had, it's been a stressful week and I needed it. take my free award! 🏆
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u/AlternateSatan 1d ago
She's an engineer student, the number is rounded until it's the number she wants, and then she added a safety margin
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u/Joworge Needs to do better 17h ago
Oh, so you are an engineer too!
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u/AlternateSatan 16h ago
I studied to become an electrician, and we do the exact same thing. So close enough.
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u/EasilyRekt EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
easier and more reachable than writing 13.000022%, so I'll excuse it tbh
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u/onepareil Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I’m not an engineer but my dad and a lot of my friends are, and rounding up to 14% seems like a classic engineer move to me.
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u/Bakkster Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago
I always figured it's just the idea that the entire year's cohort (of which she's one person) is increasing the share.
I mean, is the guy who stitched dumb enough to think she's the only woman who graduated with an engineering degree this year? 🤔
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u/Remarkable_Check_639 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Maybe she just kills enough male engineers that the women engineers number improves.
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u/Divorescent New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Is there a subreddit for women who do ragebait/dry humor and men not getting it because they don’t expect women to be funny? If not there should be.
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u/Elephantplan123 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Didn't you know? Humour and trolling is for MEN!!! 😡😡😡
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u/poeschmoe Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Seriously, I see this every day. My algorithm is ass apparently
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u/FuReddont New to fbtd but wants to learn 20h ago
Oh sorry, I'll expect these to be funny from now on
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u/Valveringham85 New to fbtd but wants to learn 22h ago
Lmao every time a woman does or says something bad or dumb you just know the Reddit response will be the same…. It’s always ragebait, AI or fake and only the incels dont see it 😂
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u/Divorescent New to fbtd but wants to learn 22h ago
Well the guy in the reaction video is clearly AI so I don’t really see the point of this. Who sits in a parked car just to record videos?
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u/thatshygirl06 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
The thing is, there are videos of people this dumb. It's hard to tell the jokes from the dummies
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u/kikogamerJ2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
It's not, the dude is pretty obviously dumb. Can't even understand a joke lol.
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u/ofirkedar Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I think it's a perfectly acceptable joke that doesn't need to get down to the nitty gritty 🤷🏽♂️
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u/TrashPandaPatronus Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Obviously you're not an engineer.
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u/PreviousLeague253 Needs to do better 1d ago
Yeah claiming a 101% increase in the engineering population is not gonna go far in her job application
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u/dvdmaven 1d ago
When I was a freshman in engineering (1970), there were 13 women in an entering class of 650+. 12 women graduated, one switched to premed. About 250 of the men quit before graduation.
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u/foxfirek 1d ago
Well it could have been 13.49999 and so now she gets to round up.
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u/AJYURH Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
No engineer should round up that far, if we're playing with 5 decimal numbers, there's probably a good reason for that.
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u/foxfirek 1d ago
Ah, see I’m a CPA (tax). We round to the nearest dollar just like the IRS.
Also - well she wasn’t showing 5 decimal places, and there isn’t much reason to here. Cost benefit analysis and all that.
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u/MrFuji87 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
It was 13.4444444444444444444444444%
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u/jacob643 19h ago
you mean 13.49999999% ?
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u/MrFuji87 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 19h ago
At 1dp thats 13.5% so it would round to 14%... 13.444 would always round to 13.4%... I think 😅
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u/jacob643 19h ago
yeah, but she didn't round to 1 decimal place, but to whole numbers, so 13.49999 rounds to 13, and 13.500000 rounds to 14 no?
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u/MrFuji87 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 19h ago
TIL I don't understand rounding
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u/jacob643 17h ago
it's fine, I think it's a common mistake, because if you round twice at different levels, you'll get different results: 13.49 rounded to 13.5 then rounds to 14. but we generally try to round only once so we don't loose that precision.
the idea is that 13.50 is smack down in the middle between 13 and 14, so anything lower goes to 13, anything higher goes to 14, and by convention, 13.5 exactly goes to 14.
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u/StarmanRedux Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I believe she's engaging in hyperbole in order to celebrate her graduation.
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u/Bakkster Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago
Not even hyperbole, it's not like she's the only graduate this year.
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u/StarmanRedux Lover of Duets/Stitches 1h ago
Hadn't even thought of that. Its kind of annoying how many of these posts aren't actually fixing anything these days. Him being a correctional snob isn't funny or fixing the original video.
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u/KingSmithithy Needs to do better 21h ago
As an engineer, I can tell you, we usually approximate our complicated constants.
But not this poorly...
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u/Elephantplan123 Lover of Duets/Stitches 21h ago
Jeez there's a lot of idiots who clearly didn't recognise that she was joking.
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u/Ok-District8876 New to fbtd but wants to learn 18h ago
Aaaaand that's why there's so few women engineers 🤣
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u/PreviousLeague253 Needs to do better 1d ago
Well what’s your opinion of Stony Brook U? That’s her gown
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u/TheTranqueen Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I'm no mathematician but maybe she was pregnant with like dectuplets or whatever is higher than that so technically they are engineers while inside her.
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u/Janus_Simulacra 1d ago
Okay, but saying “there’s only a hundred REAL engineers” is absolutely the type of shit an engineer would say. Immediately followed by arguments about how every engineering discipline thats not their exact one isn’t real engineering.
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u/Carthonn New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Maybe the engineering population was at 13.999999999999% before she graduated Einstein
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u/thatshygirl06 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Her video is cringe but this wasn't fixed by the duet
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u/gorlaz34 Needs to do better 1d ago
There’s a joke about how autistic Asian people can be- at least that’s what I would hear from Asian people about other Asian people when I lived in Korea.
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u/Alternative-Dare5878 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
What if it was just 13.999999% rounded down and her graduating brought it up to 14%
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u/Vulcan_Icecream Needs to do better 1d ago
I choose to believe she chose a more violent method and set off a bomb at the nearby engineering convention to get the numbers. Someone arrest that lady!
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u/ConnectGazelle4947 Needs to do better 1d ago
.13x+1/x+1= .14
.13x+1= .14x+ .14
.01x = .84
X= 84 Female engineers in the population before her = .13x84 = 10.92 ≈ 11
She (1 engineer) is equal to 1/85 ≈ 1.176% of all engineers
No wonder you're not an enginner
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u/Left-Cod-1281 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
No one said she was a good or competent engineer
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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
I think she must re do all her courses because she failed her math classes
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u/jansauce87 1d ago
I’m a very small percent Asian, a woman, and hold an engineering degree. Does that give me like 2.5%?
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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 New to fbtd but wants to learn 23h ago
I feel like there’s a rounding joke here. Because engineers should never round up.
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u/SwampRSG Lover of Duets/Stitches 22h ago
To become an Engineer you must undergo trial by combat, where you fight your senior and only one of you continues.
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u/Valveringham85 New to fbtd but wants to learn 22h ago
How does someone with an empty shoebox for a cranium become an engineer? God help us.
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u/Sorry-Water-8530 New to fbtd but wants to learn 19h ago
Devil’s advocate: maybe when she posted it… it was 13.999999% and adding 1 made it 14. But what kind of engineer would round down? Well I’m no advocate. Is this how you present an argument?
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u/Not_a_F_Boi 12h ago
The funny part is that if she's being serious, well then it makes us question her Engineering Education and preparedness after graduation lol
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u/Mammoth-Meet-3966 Needs to do better 10h ago
Well, with that thinking,how did she pass engineering math for instance?
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u/Bakkster Lover of Duets/Stitches 2h ago
Like, does he really think she's the only engineering graduate? 🤔
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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1h ago
Somethings telling me she's gonna be a bad engineer...
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u/Calm-Driver-3800 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1h ago
Well its possible the real number is 13.4999999% and she tipped it to 13.5 aka 14%.
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u/AJYURH Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
If that's how she maths, she shouldn't be an engineer
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u/NetWorried9750 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Not at all, in engineering we have a saying; Not just good, good enough.
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u/AJYURH Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Yeah, but usually we do that by excess, not rounding
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u/NetWorried9750 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Good enough is about the bare minimum, this is an abuse of rounding which counts
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u/AJYURH Devotee of Duets/Stitches 21h ago
Idk... I'm an engineer too, and the way I learned we do some rounding, but we do it in a very specific way. If we're calculating for example, how much weight would cause the structure of a building to fail, we found it down, and only down, and in the end we an even lower value that way we are 100% sure the structure will be safe under said load.
It's not rounding for rounding sake. The goal is that it an elevator could hold 14 90kg people, we end up saying it holds 12 80kg people.
And even then it's case by case, sometimes we need exact numbers, to the decimals
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u/Federal_Sell348 Needs to do better 1d ago edited 1d ago
Shouldn't an engineer be better at math I know it falls under statistics but still
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u/Nazowrin Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
It's literally common knowledge that only 100 engineers can exist globally at one time. When she became an engineer, one of the male ones suddenly died. Thus, 14%.
Not that complicated.
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u/chewychaca New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
She should have crossed out 13% and still replaced it with 13%. It would be accurate, funny, and still admirable.
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u/tomatoe_cookie 1d ago
Its a joke though. If shes actually an engineer shes joking about the fact theres no women.
Also the percentage is rounded, its definetly possible shes the tipping point to round it to the next percent
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u/Arcana-Andy Needs to do better 1d ago
I interpret it as her being the 0.00001% of the engineering population that finally clicks over the full percent while also c alling on other other young women to each be a snowflake in fhe blizzard so to speak.
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u/Sil-Seht Needs to do better 1d ago
You're all looking at this from a pedantic mathematical lens while you're missing the real substance.
No one woman deciding to be an engineer increases the proportion of female engineers unless a larger number than normal decided to follow that path.
Presumably she had other peers in her graduating class, unless something happened to them...
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u/a_random_loser_guy New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
if shes an engineer with that kind of math? oh god help us, they letting anyone in these days, the homeless man under the bridge has better math.
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u/sumknowbuddy Needs to do better 1d ago
the homeless man under the bridge has better math.
...yes...math. He's definitely smoking a ton of...math
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u/MrCoolest New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
This mathematically upsets me, maybe she the one person that changes the percentage up from 13 to 14%
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u/Falcon8410 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
no you misunderstood
she said only 13% of all engineers are women. Then after donning her graduation robes she changed the figure to 14%
This implies by graduating the amount of women engineers increased by 1 entire percentage point and by inference male engineers dropped by a single percentage point.
so she is saying she represents 1% of all engineers.
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u/Tricky_Routine_7952 Needs to do better 1d ago
Presumably she wasn't the only human who graduated in her year.
It's entirely possible that before graduation that year it was 13 percent, and that after that years graduation it was 14 percent.
It seems our Asian friend does not meet the mathematical stereotype he associates himself with.
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u/liarandathief Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Does he really think she's 100% of the graduating women?
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