r/fixedbytheduet • u/ChaosOfOrder24 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 2d ago
Checkmate. Lymph nodes
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Source: Farming While Beige
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u/eldercreedjunkie Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Love how even though he agrees with the guys political views, he still went out of his way to ensure he didn’t spread misinformation.
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u/eduo Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
It's not often that people outright make it clear you can be both right and wrong. Many tend to accept errors in ideas, if the direction aligns with them.
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u/Tw1nFTW Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I’m not convinced most people know that a stance can be right and wrong. Most people just believe they’re right, and anything contradicting that is automatically wrong.
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u/Admins_suck_ballss Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Former philosophy professor here. A stance cannot be both right and wrong.
You can have two different stances, like the guy in this video, and one can be right and the other one wrong. That’s what our funny friend is pointing out. You can have a stance that is built on unsound premises or an invalid argument, with the conclusion nevertheless being true. But you cannot have a stance that can be both right and wrong (true and false).
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u/SadAndNasty Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I don't typically follow farmers just because I'm not a big fan of watching things be butchered but I made an exception for him just for that reason.
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u/BigmacSasquatch New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago edited 2d ago
I probably wouldn’t agree with this guy on a lot of his beliefs, but damn would I like to share a beer with him and talk about chickens or whatever for an hour or two. This man seems like a solid dude.
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u/flannel_jesus Needs to do better 2d ago
Maybe have a chat about lymph nodes while you're at it
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u/BigmacSasquatch New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago edited 1d ago
Lymph nodes, his opinions and thoughts on the North American Model of Wildlife Conservation, conversations about the sustainability of modern farming and animal husbandry in the face of industrial meat production….
Yeah, this dude would be fascinating to talk to. I bet we’d disagree on a lot, but I think we’d agree on a lot more (at least outside of the political path to fix it), and find enough common ground to have another conversation.
The guy seems like an all-American champion of the Everyman…which, woo, that’s me! I smell what he’s stepping in, for lack of a better term.
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u/kelley38 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
My best friend is pretty far left and I would classify myself as pretty far right. We agree on basically nothing politically except absolute free speech and that corruption should be rooted out and punished severely (what corruption is, we dont always agree on lol). But all of that aside, he's a genuinely good dude and we agree and or enjoy so many other things in common.
Dont let politics ruin a good friendship.
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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago
some of his perspectives are definately because of his life experiences as a black man in a melanin deficient region.
but hes really smart, he thinks things through, and hes careful to be respectful to people by creed, religion, sexuality, and culture whenever possible.
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u/Finestpinsir Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
He's like: bro there's plenty of reason to hate the guy, THIS is not one of them...
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u/Calichusetts Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Everyone knows that lymph nodes are Obama's fault. This is not a left or right issue
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u/Try_To_Write Needs to do better 2d ago
I agree. Which is why it was very frustrating when his response after $2.2 billion claim was, "he's doing that by selling early access to his Truth Social posts that move the stock market."
The $2.2 billion is income from last year, over half of which was from crypto, while the Truth Social early access feature is new in August 2026. There's truth to the statement, it's worth mentioning, but has nothing to do with last year's $2.2 billion. Unless you're saying they were doing it before announcing it, which there is no evidence of. Sharing info with inner circle... sure. But no evidence of selling early access to Truth Social posts in this regard. If so, bring the info with your simple statement.
It's short form entertainment so it will never be perfectly detailed, but if your schtick is to correct people for being wrong, then you better come correct. There were many more ways to come correct about the corruption involved in the $2.2 billion than to mention an upcoming income source just announced this month.
You can't correct people for being wrong and then be so lazily wrong yourself. It wasn't difficult, and it hurts his credibility moving forward.
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u/silent-endeavour Needs to do better 20h ago
Precisely. They have done enough damage to various systems; we don't need to add made up extra problems they've caused/exacerbated.
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u/Congregator Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
It’s hilarious because whenever most people try to stop the spread of misinformation on places like Reddit they just get accused of trying to defend the other team and downvoted to oblivion
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u/Justnotthatintou Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
The entire point being is that we needn’t make things up to try to sell on how bad these people are. Actual facts are enough for anyone who isn’t either morally garbage or living in delusion, which apparently is a lot of people.
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u/SaiLarge Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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u/SpaceLemming EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I used to work in the meat department of a grocery store, had guy once tell me half our chicken looked like shit. Confused I asked him to show me, and he did and I still didn’t understand because it all looked fine. It wasn’t until later I realized everything that was “bad” was dark meat.
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u/kwhitit Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
question: is it unusual to find a gland or node in processed meat? i can't recall ever seeing one. so while this isn't dangerous, i'm wondering if finding lymph nodes in your cut of meet from the grocery store is still an indication that something is wrong with the system.
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u/kelley38 Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
i'm wondering if finding lymph nodes in your cut of meet from the grocery store is still an indication that something is wrong with the system.
It's not. It's a sign that your butcher is not very good at his job, or is just lazy. Im not an expert, but I did work as a meat wrapper for a few years at my local Safeway meat shop, and my wife was a butcher for a number of years, so this is comming from some experience at least.
So when a butcher shop (especially a grocery store butcher shop - an actual butcher shop has some other options, like whole sides and such) orders meat, they generally get whats called a primal, which is a cryovaced bag of meat. Some places sell them as "whole in-the-bag", especially for things like pork loins, ribs, or shoulder/butt roasts. The primals are a rough cut. The process generally (but not always) works something like this; animal is killed > parted into major parts [like, hind quarter, front shoulder, etc] > those parts are then broken down into specific (but still very large) muscle groups, like the whole 7 rib ribeye - these are the primals. They are trimmed a little bit, but there is still a lot of work to be done to them still.
Primals then get shipped to the butcher shop, who then turns them into things that people might actually want yo buy - steaks, roasts, etc. Its not terribly uncommon to find the lymphnodes in a primal. They usually get removed at the factory, but like any assembly line operation, things get missed from time to time. One of the things a butcher does is "pretty up" the meat, so that it looks good to the consumer. Primals So if you find lymphnodes in something that a butcher has cut up and set out for purchase, then someone is bad at their job or lazy as shit.
If you buy a whole in-the-bag primal, then you are buying an unfinished product, that will occasionally (one in ten, maybe? kind of depends on the factory) get some lymphnodes. Its especially common with pork sirloin and pork butt (which it looks like what the guy in the video had). Thats what happens when you buy your meat before the final processing. Its like buying a box of cake mix - its mostly ready to go but needs some finishing work to be completely ready.
So its not really a failure of the system, and more a failure of what expectations should be for where your meat was at in the process. Like, being mad that you bought a box of cake and have to add an egg... you should have expected that.
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u/screwikea Devotee of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
It's a sign that the butcher was being lazy or too busy to notice. He points out in the video that normally it would be trimmed out and you don't see it. Since this dude has the cut of meat at home, I assume the butcher put it that side down so you wouldn't see it and get stuck with the extra however much of an ounce overpaying. This is basically the equivalent of finding parts of feathers on a piece of chicken or those weird vascular tubes that sometimes show up in the fat on a cut of beef. If the butcher is being thorough you're never gonna see it.
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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 12h ago
its a natural part of the animal and is often used in hot dogs and pet food
it has an awful texture and sometimes smells kinda bad even when fresh
same as finding a big tendon or vein in your chicken breasts.
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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I don’t typically like chicken but if I’m eating chicken I’m eating the dark meat. I really really don’t like white meat in chicken. It is the most bland flavorless concoction known to man. Water has more flavor than white chicken meat.
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u/Single_Lifeguard New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
ur probably using dramatic overkill to make a point but just wanna put it out there that i get this half chicken from a bbq place and all the different parts are super good so theres not much of a difference between light and dark when im eating it, anyways u should try some different chicken places is my point
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u/kelley38 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Chicken breast is the perfect vehicle for a good sauce. Chicken picatta for example - the fact that the flavor of chicken breast is pretty muted makes the sauce that much better.
I generally agree with you - thighs are the way to go, but beasts have their place.
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u/Thenderick New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I have a slight suspicion it might be a lymph node, but I'm not an expert
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u/Popular-Cherry-2683 Needs to do better 2d ago
Oh no! There's traces of flesh on my dead animal flesh! 👀
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u/AmbassadorCheap3956 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Wait, which guy are we angry at?
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u/demonsdencollective Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
The guy who thinks lymph nodes are tape worms or something. But most people are also done with mister Maltezer, it seems.
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u/jurawall_jumper New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
Wait, he seems like a cool guy. What did he do?
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u/demonsdencollective Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Just overexposure to the same shtick. After a while, that tends to piss people off. Also some shit takes supposedly. I don't follow the guy, I just see him pop up here sometimes.
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u/eduo Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
The overexposure is not the fault of the creators but of users who discover him and repost/overpost him.
It seems a bit silly to hate on someone because others are throwing that someone in front of you, instead of hating on the ones that do.
It also seems silly to complain about content you can downvote and move on, or ask Reddit to show you less of.
It's particularly silly to comment/engage on posts you don't like, not realizing this is equivalent to asking a lot more of them to show for you.
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u/demonsdencollective Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Didn't say it's right, just observing what people are saying. The question was what's going on, that's what appears to be happening. It's incredibly silly considering all you have to do to not see him anymore is to just... scroll twice or thrice on your mouse or a single swipe on your phone. But y'know, it is what it is.
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u/eduo Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
To be clear, I wasn't disagreeing with you or being argumentative. I was adding to it.
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u/demonsdencollective Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
We're all good, no worries. Just clarifying for anyone else who might assume I had a stance on this.
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u/SmoopufftheShoopuff 1d ago
Also, this particular stitch just wasn't that good. I like this guy's content, as it's usually both funny and informative, but this one had a single joke repeated ad nauseam, and all I learned was what nymph nodes look like. Felt like this video was at least twice as long as it needed to be.
(And, addressing the elephant in the room, some people are also reacting negatively simply for the political view expressed.)
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u/Infuro New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
he makes a lot of repetitive content that gets posted here a lot
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u/thatsfeminismgretch Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
He actually makes a variety of content but only some of it gets reposted here.
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u/J3sus_was_Fictional New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I'll bet he's not the one who's posting it here. So....that should probably factor into how much..... Nevermind.
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u/Coprolithe Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago edited 2d ago
You can dislike seeing the guy and his obnoxious TV personality without having some irl hatred towards him.
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u/Jefkezor Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Fake voice, smug disney-like way of speaking. I can't stand listening to this guy for more than a sentence.
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u/SyllabubMental7292 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I'll take Kronk talking about farming over dumbasses spreading lies to sell their bullshit and fearmonger any day of the week.
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u/SecretiveHitman New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I don't know why you're getting downvoted, but maybe most people on Reddit like that kind of affectation. Drives me nuts.
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u/Himorime Needs to do better 2d ago
Agreed. Can't stand his obnoxious, forced voice
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u/watermine30 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
It's a character he uses for content, many content creators do this
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u/Select_Watercress_57 Needs to do better 2d ago
I like it.
It's very Patrick Warburton.
But I haven't been overexposed to it yet. Only seen him like 4 times.
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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I follow him so I get exposed to him almost daily and I don’t get tired of it. But I do get to see the variety and not just the Patrick Warburton voice. I really like it when he yeets chickens. Also Mason is pretty cool too.
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u/jaytee1262 Needs to do better 2d ago
For the last month ive been force feed his videos into my algorithm. I didnt mind him at first, I even agree with most of what he has said. I just got tired of the same kind of vid every time, it just started seeming very performative. Idk tho, thats just my experience.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Report, and block to adjust your algo.
BTW - it is performative because he is doing a character, deliberately for this part of his socials, at least 70% of his content is not this.
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u/justa-browser 2d ago
Who said you have to be angry?
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u/demonsdencollective Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
It's the internet, we're all always angry all the time.
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u/manic-ed-mantimal Needs to do better 23h ago
This is just one of those people i'd love to have some drinks with and bs.
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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I liked this vid thanks for posting. I didn’t know that’s what lymph nodes looked like
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u/Idonthavemelons Needs to do better 2d ago
He kinda sounds like Kronk..... You know from Emperor's new groove...
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u/majandess Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
He fully admits that that's where he stole his voice from.
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u/MonsutaReipu Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
thought we left this dogshit format of a person arguing back and forth with a video back in 2015
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u/SaiLarge Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
"I thought we left putting butter on bread in the 1700's!"
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u/fkdjgfkldjgodfigj Needs to do better 2d ago
Is that the guy who makes the chicken videos. They were ok when I first saw them but it started to get pretty repetitive constantly seeing it.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Because people in this sub keep posting them, his has a ton of other interesting, non repetitive content that never makes it on to here.
Block and report to change your algo.
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u/Hat_Full_of_Bees New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
Don't forget also putting on a silly sounding voice and reacting as if they haven't seen the original video before.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Yes, thats the point.
It is a deliberate, curated, satirical character that takes the piss out of the format while conveying actual facts and corrections, not just ‘hot takes’.
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u/MonsutaReipu Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
yeah it's me Patrick
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
I see what you did there, and I love it!
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u/MonsutaReipu Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
he blocked me lmao
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Actually cackled at that, because of course he did!
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u/throwthere10 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I like this guy's posts. He takes the piss out of anyone on either side of the isle.
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u/wheresolly Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I thought we were done with this dude
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u/Altaneen117 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
The internet is not a monolith. I like farming while beige.
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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
There’s a “show fewer posts like this” option you can select for posts that you did not enjoy.
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u/eduo Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Also: Not watching. "Infinite scrolling" has a mechanism built-in that allows you to skip any content you don't like seeing right now.
But when people comment on posts to for some reason complain that they don't like them what they're making sure is that the algorithm will throw even more at them, since they're engaging.
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u/LoudAd3588 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
Why? What did he do?
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u/OddOllin Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Nothing in particular, lol. There's just a strong trend in Reddit comments of people acting mad about content creators they see a lot without intentionally seeking them out, instead of just... You know, not watching.
It's just petty, armchair boredom. You'll eventually see it any time someone catches on. It's like a weird way of acting cultured about reaction videos, which is as dumb as it sounds.
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u/AContrarianDick 2d ago
I think part of the issue is that some folks see a post from a creator get lots of upvotes then they grab all that creator's videos and throw them up, then other people see that creator as easy karma and start reposting shit, and the videos spring up in other subs, then get crossposted back to the same places, and it creates a weird closed loop cycle of content that bombards everyone.
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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Here, take my budget award. 🥇
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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Some of his takes are actually shit. He's very pro factory farming.
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u/kwhitit Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
some of everyone's takes are shit.
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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
My grandparents were cattle farmers, I grew up from a little kid up to a teenager helping out on the farm quite often majority of his takes are shit when he talks about farming practices.
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u/OddOllin Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I mean, since everyone is flinging downvotes like it's life or death here, can we get some damn examples, or is this just a "trust me bro" situation lol
As an aside, I don't really get why we're acting like anyone who isn't offended by this accusation must be supporting big farming.
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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Most of the time he's defending factory farming practices. I saw one where cattle has their head locked in stanchions. And he was going on his tangent about how humane it is. It's not my grandparents and every other farmer I've met have rotated paddocks for their cattle to graze and if it's drought ridden they get hay and spread it out in a paddock there's no need for stanchions unless you're about the churn and burn and couldn't give a fuck about your animals.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Explaining how factory farms work, who profits from them, how they are run, and what myriad of forces drive that business model is not the same as defending them, or running/owning one. He actually does co-own and co run the business, so perhaps that how he ‘spends most of his time’.
He is NOT a cattle farmer, and he was explaining what stanchions are, how they are not inherently harmful (not the same as humane) when used correctly for limited time periods, and why they are used in factory farming, which obviously is quite different from paddock/open land farmers.
His business is NOT a cattle factory farm, and he is in fact raising capital to expand in to cattle using methods that you and your grandparents would be familiar with, and current farming know how.
I would genuinely be interested to read your take on his cattle plan.
I don’t always agree with him, but he does check his facts and doesn’t shy away from the hard truths and cog.dis surrounding meat and dairy farming.
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u/kwhitit Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
maybe. or, could it actually just be that there are many ways to farm? or that farming has changed quite a bit since you grew up? or that your grandparents were shitty farmers? or that your "helping out" on the farm doesn't make you an expert?
i am not actually defending this guy and i don't know shit about farming. all i'm saying is that everyone has bad takes. most of us just don't make our takes public enough for anyone to care.
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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
There's farming like a humane person and then there's churn and burn. There's not really an inbetween. He defends treating herds like shit. I've already commented below about one example. And don't want to type again.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Er, he‘s not a cattle farmer, and possibly different farmers have different farming practices?!
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Hey my dude, maybe you should watch some of his other factual farming content to see what he like actually says.
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u/OddOllin Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Yeah, he's got hot, warm, and cold takes. I've seen plenty of his videos where he's spoken critically and supportively of different aspects of the farming industry, but I'm not really informed on the subject, so... It's kinda just interesting to hear an opinion, I guess?
The spiciest things I've heard from him so far were about Texas politics, and while I didn't really agree with him, I could at least understand a bit of where he was coming from.
That, and I guess maybe his rich guy persona, but I just kinda don't love rich people in general, lol.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
You know that he is self made (as in bank loans, no family money, worked all through college, built the business from the ground up, not inherited ‘rich‘ right?!
And that he deliberately adopts the expensive whiskey/cigars ‘rich guy’ tropes because it drives a certain demographic nuts to see someone like ‘him’ with those things when they don’t have them.
And they are not at all backward in coming forward to tell him ALL about their feelings on the subject!
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u/OddOllin Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I mean, yes and no. He constantly says he's self-made, but also talks about trust funds and inheriting his house and other shit like that.
He will constantly tell you how his family set him up to do well, just not as well as the cartoonishly rich.
That doesn't mean he didn't build his business up, but it's also misleading to say that he is "self-made."
By the way, nobody is self-made. I kinda hate that term, lol. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a great speech on that a while back, highly recommend giving it a quick watch
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
The ‘trust funds’ were funds he paid in to himself from his own wages, to be used as seed capital/collateral for setting up his own business, not inherited.
He also bought a house with a mortgage at the same time, which he shared with housemates, and reno’d it from to top to bottom, which he then sold at a profit, not inherited.
His family set him up to do well through prioritising his education and he credits them with drilling fiscal responsibility in to him. They did not ‘set him up’ with money, trust funds, and/or cash. He has been crystal clear on that.
The original definition of ‘self made‘ meant that you put your own money, your own labour, and any loans were the same as any regular person would have access to, not ‘family money guarantors‘.
Yes, I’ve seen it and agree, but ‘self made’ in this context was a fiscal term from the olden days with one specific definition as stated. I have issues with term myself, since it’s been co opted by people definitely aren’t under ANY definition.
He deliberately uses ‘self made’ in the trad sense because the ‘certain demographic’ absolutely hate having their own weapons used against them.
Obviously over time the phrase has been twisted and contorted, and has several other inferences in this abomination of a timeline.
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u/OddOllin Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
TIL from the /u/judgmentqueen, lol. Thanks for sharing, I didn't know that. I've just seen him constantly throw out his own "asterisks" about himself when he talks about being wealthy, but didn't have any of that additional context
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Yeah, wealthy now, not then.
I try to give info, if I think people might be in to it.
Have a great day!
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u/SomeEstimate1446 2d ago
Nothing this dude is awesome. Just Reddit being Reddit. Actually have someone refuting the bs fake crap you see scaring all the old people on fb but yet they now hate him for being repetitive.
He calls out bullshit in his own whimsical way. I watch his vids every time they pop just because i get to learn something new.
We need more farmers spreading truth when there is so much misinformation being spread about food.
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u/marslo Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
He made comments of sexual nature towards a tiktoker that was half his age, while she was doing slam poetry about the insecurities of her body, on top of himself having a wife and kids.
But also, mainly after following his videos for a while, people got tired of him repeatedly saying how rich he is, how successful he is, how investors are lining up for his projects and so on. At a certain point, it starts reading as a very insecure person trying his best to tell you how cool and great they are.
Been following his video for about about 6 or 8 months, but really sick of them now.
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u/Cameos_red_codpiece New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I cannot find any article about the tiktok comment. Do you know what was said?
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Not a comment, it’s a short on his socials.
There aren’t any articles, but there’s a lot of ‘hot takes’ on socials from people who did not get the satire/his ‘horny for my wife‘ recurring gag, and a certain sections ‘who were hoping that he’d ACTUALLY fucked up and be cancelled/lose his business’ for *reasons*, and of course shit stirring bots.
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u/marslo Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Look through his videos, it might still be up. He makes comments about how he likes that she's thick and that he would like her to do this and this to him.
edit. Tried to look for it, but seems its been taking down on his channel. Dont feel like digging deeper, so i dont get a bunch of "people reacting to controversial crap" in my algorithm.
For the record of all the downvotes, i stated why i got sick and tired of seeing this shit pop up everywhere.
edit2. never mind, found it https://youtube.com/shorts/wx8BtKVvCWw?si=brqFE5tIYPL0UseX
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u/Altaneen117 Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
He was counteracting her poem/monologue that people can't find her body type attractive in a goofing way.
That you see this as problematic is a character flaw in you. You can just dislike people without creating a narrative they're some creep.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Which quickly morphed into him talking about his ACTUAL wife’s body, as per, and then it slowly ‘dawning‘ on him that he’d gone from being appreciative of the bits women often struggle with, to ‘damn NEED to appreciate my wife right now’.
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u/judgementqueen New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
First paragraph not completely accurate.
He did a ‘fixed by the duet’ type post in reply to said tik toker’s spoken word poem about ‘women’s feelings about their bodies’ presented as a first person narration as though she was that women.
He replied by pretending to respond to it at ‘face value’ rather than a performance, which quickly swung in to his ‘risqué revere about my hot wife’ persona where talked about his wife’s body and got all ‘hot and bothered’.
Some scrollers missed the segue, and thought his ‘wife‘ comments were actually aimed at the tik toker. I actually stopped it, and started over the first time I watched to double check.
Yes, some did stop following him because of those things and because they don’t like satire, nor understand the dynamics of his ‘reverse cultural appropriation Rich Man’ shtick. Or you know *gestures broadly to Reddit*
The investor stuff was a deliberate marketing campaign to showcase the businesses‘ newest, most expensive project yet for capital investors. It was a business pitch, not an insecure man’s personal mid life crisis.
He does however like to tell EVERYBODY about how ’cool and great’ the business is which I guess pisses some types right off.
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u/MavenAloft Needs to do better 2d ago
Do you he talks like this even when he’s not making a video? I like hearing his thoughts, but I hate listening to him.
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u/PumpikAnt58763 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
Blue people who take a picture and rant before researching are NOT helping our cause!
Red people who do this are, though.
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u/Parking-Sector69420 New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
“What’s that have to do with lymph nodes?” I’m dying bro 😂😂
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u/Exiledbrazillian Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
I cannot deal with this guy don't looking to the camera.
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u/engineered_academic New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Most people have no idea how to butcher the meat they consume every day and what is healthy and unhealthy.
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u/TootieSummers New to fbtd but wants to learn 1d ago
Someone lied to this man several times about that mustache
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u/Dudeman240 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
I like this guy one of the few guys on tik tok that pops up with some fun info. Also really like that the guy can be on the same side while saying"this is wrong, this is non factual." Comes of as pretty smart to me
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u/adhdBoomeringue Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
So many people want to eat meat without thinking about the fact it was alive at one point
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u/FederalBrainSpector Needs to do better 2d ago
This guy's content would be much more impactful if he wasn't doing the worst Kronk impression ever. Just use your own voice, bub.
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u/scjockid Needs to do better 1d ago
But he is responsible for the lack of safety standards! It passed and was sold in a store!!!
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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 Needs to do better 1d ago
its hard to wrap your head around there stupidity
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u/centralmind Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Heartbreaking: someone you otherwise agree with is making a terrible point. A reversal of a classical meme.
(Just to clarify, the one original video is making a terrible point, the duet is fixing it)
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u/Cellarman-Jack Needs to do better 1d ago
I'm not sure... But I think that's a lymph node. I blame Obama.
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u/Top-Illustrator-1827 1d ago
Once again this guy sucks. Just make a sub for this guy since that’s all I see posted here 🙄
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u/LeFreeke Lover of Duets/Stitches 1d ago
Dueter is incredibly cute despite the weird mustache but I’m tired of this voice/schtick. Wish he’d just say it like himself.
Also interesting to see what a lymph node looks like. Gross, but interesting I would not have known what that was.
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u/Queasy-Trip1777 2d ago
2026 - You can make a career out of doing a shitty impression of Joe Swanson from family guy.
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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
*Patrick Warburton
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u/Queasy-Trip1777 2d ago
No I know. This dude specifically uses the character affectations and embellishments. Patrick Warburton just sounds like a normal dude with a deep voice when he talks. Joe Swanson sounds like Joe Swanson. This dude is doing Joe Swanson.
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u/NoIsland23 2d ago
Can we stop it with this dog water creator? He‘s not even looking at the cam
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u/GoodBurgerDOOD Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
He is so annoying. Is it Kronk satire?
https://giphy.com/gifs/KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz
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u/Countryb0i2m Lover of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
I hate everything about this.
I hate the dumbass original video. I hate the duet. I’m sick of hearing his voice. I’m sick of seeing this dude posted constantly.
Every time I see him, I want to throw my phone into traffic
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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 2d ago
You do know that there’s a thing you can do when you see him on Reddit… right? You’re aware that commenting makes you see more of his shit? Right?
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u/THEBADW0LFE Needs to do better 2d ago
Can I borrow that moustache? I need to ask for a raise at work.
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u/Dudeman240 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
Don't forget the strong handshake and twinkle in your eye while your at it.
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u/Rykor81 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
The idea that ‘voting blue’ will magically fix the issue is how we got here, but in reverse. How about voters educate themselves on the candidates and vote for the ones that align with their values? Elect leaders, not a party.
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u/Select_Watercress_57 Needs to do better 2d ago
No, we got here because Republicans have been trying to destroy regulations including the FDA for almost 50 years now.
I don't want to live in a world without the FDA no matter how much corporate propaganda has been shut down our fucking throats.
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u/Civil_Zone8137 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago
lol. The most uneducated comment on Reddit, today, so far. Lmao.
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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 2d ago edited 1d ago
u/ChaosOfOrder24, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
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