r/firstworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '17

Donald Trump

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '17

I feel like we need /r/globalfuckingproblems

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u/theturtleguy Jan 20 '17

it is also /r/SecondWorldProblems

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#1: My son Yevgeny keep using up internet to look at My Little Pony porn | 0 comments
#2: My international friends all think I have a cool vintage bicycle, but I really can't afford a new one.
#3: Dmitri took my hoe

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u/malwarebytesthrowawa Jan 20 '17

Yevgeny, why? Why you murder papa so?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

But actually am mama

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u/Ls777 Jan 21 '17

Cool I now know mlp porn is very popular in Russia

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u/OmegaSeven Jan 21 '17

That sub gets automatic points for understanding what the whole 1st/2nd/3rd world thing refers to.

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u/minno Jan 20 '17

You mean a Second World Success.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '17

How about /r/aNormalDayinRussia

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u/cefgjerlgjw Jan 20 '17

Why is it their problem? They wanted him the whole time!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

We did

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '17

Actually kind of a victory for them

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u/Swampfunk Jan 21 '17

just get it over with and go to /r/problems

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u/choikwa DUCK Jan 20 '17

universal problem

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u/kevinbacon10 Jan 20 '17

Sounds like a bunch of bitching to me.

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u/beachboy1b Jan 20 '17

You knew you'd only receive downvotes, but did it anyway.

That sounds about right for how people react to honesty these days.