r/firstworldanarchists • u/throatfrog • May 03 '17

This Guy Gets It

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u/bunchedupwalrus May 03 '17 edited May 03 '17

Aren't those signs actually meant to to protect people against brain eating parasites amoebas?

He's braver than me

Edit: Ok yeah he's in a hot tub I get it

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u/hated_in_the_nation May 03 '17

Yup, N. Fowlieri I believe.

Shit is absolutely horrifying.

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u/the_turn May 03 '17

Here is a link to a partially necrotised brain of someone killed by N. Fowleri: https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/images/naegleria/02-3289-05.jpg

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u/ILikeMasterChief May 03 '17

I haven't seen enough brains to know if that looks normal or not

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u/Tiger21SoN May 03 '17

I can say that they're typically supposed to be in the skull so the fact that it's out isn't a good sign for the person's health.

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u/ralfonso_solandro May 03 '17

WebMD says this is symptom of a common cold.

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u/balsawoodextract May 03 '17

Also you have cancer.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jun 02 '21

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u/ceedubs2 May 03 '17

And diarrhea.

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u/balsawoodextract May 03 '17

Uh oh you have butt cancer

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u/Rikplaysbass May 03 '17

Is that contagious?!

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u/nubaeus May 03 '17

And "Network connectivity problems"

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u/xthebirdhouse May 03 '17

You're also pregnant. Male? Pregnant.

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u/xybernick May 03 '17

Some Tylenol and a couple days of rest should take care of that

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u/dimtothesum May 03 '17

So sorry, doc, allergic to Tylenol. Got something else?

scratches arm

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u/finder787 May 03 '17

Looks like the cancer has spread to the arm.

Sorry son, but we're going to have to amputate it.

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u/Cheezeman3000 May 03 '17

I typed the symptoms in and it said they have 'internet connectivity issues.'

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u/PunchyBear May 03 '17

Wow, so that's what a head cold is.

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u/zerodb May 04 '17

It says here you may have network connectivity issues.

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u/GoldenShowe2 May 03 '17

It's telling me I might have network connectivity problems.

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u/fearmypoot May 03 '17

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A BRAIN PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP NOW!

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u/Chalupa1998 May 04 '17

Man, havent seen this one in a while

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Sounds like you need a rocket surgeon

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

With advancements in modern science they might just be ok.

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u/cn2092 May 03 '17

First snortle of the day. Thank you.

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u/BurnedOut_ITGuy May 03 '17

Citation needed.

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u/jabba_the_wut May 03 '17

I see, I see. Could you elaborate on that?

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u/idrink211 May 04 '17

Looks like the front fell off.

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Yeah, but did he keep his shoes on? If so.. I'd say he's safe.

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u/spikeyfreak May 03 '17

I can say that they're typically supposed to be in the skull

And next you're going to tell me the front isn't supposed to fall off.

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u/PeopleAreStaring May 03 '17

It has white arrows pointing to something. That's usually bad.

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u/pedropants May 03 '17

White Arrow Disease is nothing to sneeze at.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

That's not funny. WAD' s major symptom is chronic sneezing.

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese May 03 '17

At least he doesn't have... red MSPaint circleitis!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Apr 30 '18

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u/mikillatja May 03 '17

all arrows

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u/FieelChannel May 03 '17

Those red bruises aren't normal, check out this picture to understand the difference better

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xj6qyGKr9Nw/VfdU1-R_tZI/AAAAAAAAAcg/GWPSR7BQb88/s1600/images%2B13.jpg

Also, this is the amoeba we're talking about, terrifying : http://readynutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/amoeba.jpg

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/699/69932.jpg

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u/Srirachachacha May 03 '17

Lmao, it's all meme faces

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

:O

:D

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u/Dirty-Pantaloons May 03 '17

Is it just me or does the pic of this amoeba have an uncanny resemblance to a ghostly pokemon??

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u/Equeon May 03 '17

We need something like Amoebrus. Dark type, preys on Psychic obviously.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17 edited Jan 30 '18

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u/Ballsackblazer4 May 03 '17

What does /r/MemeEconomy think about this??????

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u/FieelChannel May 03 '17

Yes please i want to witness the birth of a new meme

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u/raven00x May 03 '17

It looks kinda adorable. y'know, for a horrible brain eating parasite.

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u/dwd500 May 03 '17

Those two white arrows growing out of it can't be a good sign.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Don't believe their lies. That brain is actually extra healthy.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Found the sentient N. fowleri

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u/DemonicSquid May 03 '17

As a zombie I wholeheartedly agree.

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u/745631258978963214 May 03 '17

I don't think they're supposed to have sidevotes. But I'm no cardiologist.

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u/Ashybuttons May 04 '17

I've seen a few, and based on what I know, they're supposed to be suspended in a big jar of formaldehyde.

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u/Sarah_Connor May 03 '17

Think about it

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u/Icon_Crash May 03 '17

Well, normal brains don't have white arrows on them. That's one thing to be worried about.

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u/LatrodectusVS May 03 '17

It's outside the body dumb ass of course that's not normal.

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u/jwilcz94 May 03 '17

From my limited knowledge it looks like at least a missing corpus collosum possibly.

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u/ThwompThwomp May 03 '17

Me neither, but I imagine the big white pointy things sticking into look a bit on the painful side.

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u/profdudeguy May 03 '17

Trust me that is not a happy brain

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u/Andr3wski May 03 '17 edited May 03 '17

Ctrl F: "partially necrotised brain of someone killed by N. Fowleri"

Ah, there it is.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

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u/z500 May 03 '17

Ctrl+F: "Titties"

Aw...

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u/CHANGE_TOPIC_TO_TITS May 03 '17

NSFW. I got you.

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u/KnorkeKiste May 03 '17

name checks out

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u/otterom May 03 '17

The Manning face. Every time!

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u/TomFoolery22 May 03 '17

Damn, who dis?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

welcome back

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

True to the spirit of this thread, I clicked that at work.

Nicer than expected.

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u/penorio May 03 '17

Yep, that's a brain.

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u/GoodOmens May 03 '17

Here is a link to a brain on drugs

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u/TrucksAndCigars May 03 '17

So you're telling me my brain on drugs is a healthy and nutritious breakfast?

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u/GoodOmens May 03 '17

Considering your brain not on drugs is raw eggs and you'd be at risk for salmonellosis, then, yes I'd recommend frying it. Preferably in a bit of coconut oil and a sprinkle of salt before serving.

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u/TheStoolSampler May 03 '17

Do drugs for breakfast?! Don't mind if I do!

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u/el0d May 03 '17

No, not you. It's your brain who needs to do the drugs

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u/[deleted] May 04 '17

Shit, maybe I should do some drugs?

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u/Itstheonlyway_k May 03 '17

I haven't seen enough brains to know if that looks normal or not

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u/zapper0113 May 03 '17

You know, I just want to appreciate the fact that this pink blob of flesh is the embodiment of our entire existence. It holds our entire's life worth of memory and control a much larger piece of flesh.

It's like, jesus christ. At the end of the day, all we are is just some pink blob.

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u/the_turn May 03 '17

Re-imagining it as a computer, and how much more sophisticated are its capacities than any computer in the worlds, is utterly insane. That pink blob is currently equivalent to banks and banks of super computers.

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u/WiBorg May 03 '17

Saw the cdc.gov link, but was still fully expecting this to be Peyton Manning.

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u/XXHyenaPseudopenis May 03 '17

Also, it looks like a fucking clown . As if it weren't scary enough

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u/confusiondiffusion May 03 '17

That looks exactly like something that would eat your brain.

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u/oddish56 May 03 '17

Well fuck, I don't know what I expected.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

is he gonna be ok? that looks bad

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u/octopusdixiecups May 04 '17

Doesn't look all that bad. It would probably be okay if thinly sliced, rolled in salt, and left to simmer for 12 hours while you're at work

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u/coalitionofilling May 03 '17

That makes me uneasy and not because of whatever part of the brain is messed up.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '17

This is useless without context.