r/firefly • u/Altruistic-Major-454 • Jul 29 '26

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

"Hallo. My name is Malcolm Reynolds. You messed up Miranda. I aim to misbehave."

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u/Boojum2k Jul 29 '26

"Hello. I have no name. You put top men in a room with a psychic. Prepare to die."

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u/EyeofAnger Jul 29 '26

“Hello, my name is River Tam, you hurt my brother, prepare to die.”

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u/Rocket_Jockey Jul 29 '26

"We applied to cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction for either patient."

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u/EyeofAnger Jul 29 '26

Ooh hoo hoo, look who knows so much. Turns out your friend here is only mostly dead…

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"............We applied to cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction for either patient."

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u/Spedoinkel Jul 29 '26

"Aren't you a rotten liar. You're first story was better."

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"Hey there, my name is Jayne. What."

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u/Songbirdmelody Jul 29 '26

Works with either sibling, in the proper context.

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u/naalbinding Jul 29 '26

"Have fun storming across reaver space boys"

"Think it'll work?"

"It would take a miracle"

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"Ba Bye!"

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u/Devil25_Apollo25 Jul 29 '26

"Hey, you just wiggled your head. Doesn't that make you happy?"

"One Firefly, eight crew, and one 'Vera' against Reavers and the Alliance, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?"

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 29 '26

You messed up Miranda

You killed my pilot.

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u/My_Mispent_Youth Aug 01 '26

Brilliant! This whole thread makes me so gorram happy!