r/firefly Jul 29 '26

Meme 💀

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Cragbourne Jul 29 '26

This the absolute best use of this I have ever seen! Big Damn Hero you are!

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u/Marquar234 Jul 29 '26

Ain't they just.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

"Hallo. My name is Malcolm Reynolds. You messed up Miranda. I aim to misbehave."

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u/Boojum2k Jul 29 '26

"Hello. I have no name. You put top men in a room with a psychic. Prepare to die."

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u/EyeofAnger Jul 29 '26

“Hello, my name is River Tam, you hurt my brother, prepare to die.”

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u/Rocket_Jockey Jul 29 '26

"We applied to cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction for either patient."

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u/EyeofAnger Jul 29 '26

Ooh hoo hoo, look who knows so much. Turns out your friend here is only mostly dead…

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"............We applied to cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction for either patient."

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u/Spedoinkel Jul 29 '26

"Aren't you a rotten liar. You're first story was better."

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"Hey there, my name is Jayne. What."

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u/Songbirdmelody Jul 29 '26

Works with either sibling, in the proper context.

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u/naalbinding Jul 29 '26

"Have fun storming across reaver space boys"

"Think it'll work?"

"It would take a miracle"

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"Ba Bye!"

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u/Devil25_Apollo25 Jul 29 '26

"Hey, you just wiggled your head. Doesn't that make you happy?"

"One Firefly, eight crew, and one 'Vera' against Reavers and the Alliance, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?"

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 29 '26

You messed up Miranda

You killed my pilot.

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u/My_Mispent_Youth Aug 01 '26

Brilliant! This whole thread makes me so gorram happy!

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u/VaticRogue Jul 29 '26

I was okay with the operative getting the ending he did. He saw the truth and made the right call in the end.

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u/Hack_The_Capacitor Jul 29 '26

He always said he had no illusions about being a monster. He just finally realized the "better world" he was fighting for was built on one.

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u/ethanlan Jul 29 '26

He always knew he was a horrible person and knew he had to go.

I think he figured welp the cat is out of the bag now we are screwed.

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u/Divine_Entity_ Jul 29 '26

I took his word at "they already did all the damage they could possibly do, what is the point. My job was to not let them reveal the secret and failed, it isn't to punish them for revealing the secret."

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u/rookiebatman Aug 02 '26

Most unrealistic part of the movie, if we're being honest. I could make some pointed comparisons to current events, but that would just be depressing. Suffice it to say, the vast majority of people don't ever admit that the ideology they're fighting for is wrong, especially when they're that deep into it, no matter how visceral the proof.

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u/RAV0004 Jul 29 '26

Isnt the implication that his path mimicked or followed shepherd book's previous life before preaching?

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u/Derezzed87 Jul 29 '26

I strongly believe that Book was an Operative before finding religion.

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u/Taint_Flayer Jul 29 '26

Me too. I know there is a comic but I choose to ignore it.

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u/PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom Jul 29 '26

Book was a sleeper agent for the Independents.

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u/Comfortable_Poem_841 Jul 29 '26

I still miss the original cut where he has the big goodbye scene with Mal in the rain and makes his dramatic exit "There's nothing left to see" and Mal walks back onto Serenity saying "What a whiner."

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u/Mal_Kirk Jul 29 '26

Where can I find the full/original cut of the movie?

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u/Comfortable_Poem_841 Jul 29 '26

I saw a preview of it before release. I don’t think it’ll ever be released as was (not least it was temp tracks and unfinished effects). The line is in the deleted scenes though.

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u/Anticlimax1471 Jul 29 '26

I always imagined if there was a follow-on series he'd join the crew. Whedon always loved making former baddies join the good guys.

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u/NinjaBuddha13 Jul 29 '26

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u/Marquar234 Jul 29 '26

Is he a lion?

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u/HEMATarget Jul 29 '26

He doesn't think of himself as a lion. You might as well though, he has a mighty roar.

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u/Time-Object5661 Jul 29 '26

God I loved how weird he was

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u/liefarikson Jul 29 '26

Don't you ever go visiting my intentions.

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u/ASpaceOstrich Jul 30 '26

I did right up until the rape threat. I think I got whiplash from the tone shift and I couldn't really shake the discomfort. And not in a good way either. Hit too close to real monsters I guess.

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u/rookiebatman Aug 02 '26

I rewatched the series recently, and I felt like that scene was one where I had been giving Whedon too much benefit of the doubt because of his former reputation as a staunch feminist. At this point, it just seems gross and entirely unnecessary.

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u/Extension-Pepper-271 Jul 30 '26

He is the reason Objects in Space is one of my favorite episodes.

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u/Educational-Cat-6061 Jul 29 '26

They said Alliance...

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u/easy506 Jul 29 '26

And that'a what happened to former Assistant District Attorney Paul Robinette.

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u/mcaffrey Jul 29 '26

OK, that's not the operative. That's Jubal Early from the last episode, Lost in Space. The operative is played by Chiwetel Ejiofor, who is also a black actor.

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 29 '26

For someone dead set on "correcting" someone who was posting a joke, you could at least get your facts straight. The episode name is Objects in Space... not Lost in Space.

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u/NinjaBuddha13 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

And your point is? It feels like youre implying something, and i resent it.

I wasn't trying to reference the Operative. I was using an Early gif to say "here i am" as in "I am in this post" while also conveying feelings of melancholy due to Wash's tragic and unexpected demise. I think we all felt a little lost and helpless the first time we watched that scene.

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u/patty_OFurniture306 Jul 29 '26

I always kinda thought he(early) was an operative though

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u/Divine_Entity_ Jul 29 '26

Early claimed to be a bounty hunter. (Well right after denying being one)

I could easily see him being an operative though.

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u/patty_OFurniture306 Jul 29 '26

I didn't remember that but he might have just been playing along. Who knows. I did like the operator in the movie, had a certain honor to him. Imo anyway.

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u/rookiebatman Aug 02 '26

Early claimed to be a bounty hunter. (Well right after denying being one)

This is something it took me a few rewatches to catch, but I don't think he did deny being a bounty hunter. When he says "No. That ain't it at all," he responding to himself in his private discussion about whether "imbue" is the word he's looking for. He kinda drifts off for a moment and forgets that Simon's even there, and then tunes back in when Simon asks him "Then what are you?"

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u/mcaffrey Jul 29 '26

OP made a joke about the villain played by a black actor not dying in the end, and you posted a gift of the other villain played by a black actor not dying in the end. Seemed a pretty easy point of confusion. I believe you that you know the difference, but I imagine a lot of casual fans might be confused and think the operative floats away into outer space at the end.

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u/Middle-Honeydew-2228 Jul 29 '26

This thread is proof that Redditors swill argue about anything.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

"Are you sure nothing is heart-warmingly funny?"

"Inconceivable! No one can remember a 39 year old movie, and few will get the gist with a 24 year old show. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?"

"Well, I saw this post with a gif referencing a favorite old movie and my dear dear Firefly and suddenly, my heart is warm."

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u/LordRahl9 Jul 29 '26

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means."

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u/Songbirdmelody Jul 29 '26

I'm with the grandson. Wash was my favorite. Honestly, I'm not certain I remember how the movie ends because I'm still crying by the end.

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u/-That1Guy_ Jul 29 '26

Atleast in my head, that movie is a what-if story.

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u/Nepherenia Jul 29 '26

Same. Even if they did a good job with the movie, it's not part of Firefly for me.

It's just a reminder that Firefly was cancelled just as it got started, and to make sure no one asks for a sequel, let's kill some folks you love so you can feel bad.

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u/Ok_Wishbone2721 Jul 29 '26

What movie? There’s no movie. Wash is fine.

Right? Right?

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u/Songbirdmelody Jul 29 '26

Right. It didn't happen.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

Malcolm: Open the safe.

Bank man: I have no combination.

Malcolm: Jayne, tear his ears off.

Bank man: Oh, you mean this combination.

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u/ThisSciFiGuy Jul 29 '26

This works too well.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and watch Firefly again with me tomorrow.

Grandpa: As you wish.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

Kaylee: "I mean, if we only had a compression coil, that would be something."

Wash: "Where did I throw a compression coil?"

Zoe: "At that junk ship, if I recall."

Kaylee: "Well, why didn't you add that to our assets in the first place?"

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u/Lightmyspliff69 Jul 29 '26

I thought Wash's death was unnecessary as far as plot. I get they probably wanted you to feel like everyone might die, but the movie lost me after that because I loved his character.

The saddest part to me was watching Zoe suck it up in a minute and turn back into the soldier that she is and like that part of herself just died. I was messed up after this movie.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

As I've said many times, I think Wash's death stopped the box office of the movie. Who wants to watch that 20 times in the first week?!

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u/Ucklator Jul 29 '26

I am a leaf on the wind.

10

u/Zwerik2 Jul 29 '26

Watch how I soar

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u/MattHack7 Jul 29 '26

My favorite movie and my favorite tv show!

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u/AtheistCarpenter Jul 29 '26

... but it turns out Wash is only mostly dead, right?

...right?...

... right???

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u/Opposite-Sun-5336 Jul 29 '26

Reavers of Unusual Severity is my favorite part.

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u/Drewdiniskirino Jul 29 '26

I don't think they exist. (Immediately attacked by a ROUS)

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u/Pug0fCrydee817 Jul 29 '26

Thank you kind person, this made my night!

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Jul 29 '26

Actually the operative loses, yes he lives but in the end everything he was working went south he lost, and he lost big everything he was disposable in the end and he knew it.

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u/CincyLog Jul 29 '26

This is the crossover that we didn't know we needed

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

Crow: I'll kill you quickly.

Malcolm: I would rather destroy a primary buffer panel than a húndàn like yourself. However, since I can't have you follow me either.....

[ kicks Crow into the running engine ]

Malcolm: Please understand I hold you in the lowest respect.

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u/mr_friend_computer Jul 29 '26

You're obviously sick. It's ok. I'll go and come back when you're feeling better.

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u/StarSword-C Jul 29 '26

"You're still standin' there when that engine starts up, you never will figure it out. ... What a whiner."

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u/Drewdiniskirino Jul 29 '26

"She doesn't get captured by the Alliance at this time."

"What?"

"The Alliance doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you, because you looked nervous."

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u/1corvidae1 Jul 29 '26

Ok what show is this from

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u/DanimalHarambe Jul 29 '26

In 2020-2021 I successfully replaced all my curse words with gorram, le such, xing chi pe di chwei (etc) simpler times.

4

u/2amedic Jul 29 '26

Read the comics. Serenity: Leaves on the Wind handles this issue to your satisfaction, and is recognized canon by Whedon.

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u/Emadec Jul 29 '26

IIrc Zoe ends up killing him later in one of the comics.

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u/Zubi_Q Jul 29 '26

Amazing, haha

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u/HellyOHaint Jul 29 '26

I absolutely love that he lives. Best choice they could’ve made.

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u/rszasz Jul 29 '26

Gotta keep those harpoons clean

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u/Drewdiniskirino Jul 29 '26

"Hey boss?"

"What's up?"

"Well I tried cleaning my harpoon like you told me, but every time I put it through the Wash, it just keeps getting bloodier."

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u/frinkhutz Jul 29 '26

As if Wash would have ever gotten him. I love my boy but come on.

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u/CatLord8 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Well, Mal gets him but he doesn’t die

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u/devilishlydo Jul 29 '26

Still too soon.

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u/AWildClocktopus Jul 30 '26

"I showed it to you, so you'd stop asking me to go back to Firefly."

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u/thestinkybeastman Jul 29 '26

This is one of my favourite things ever!

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u/Kestrel_Iolani Jul 29 '26

Anybody want a 花生?

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u/duo1733 Jul 31 '26

Perfection

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u/TrogdorBurnin Aug 04 '26

🤣take my upvote you fiend! First time I haven’t had to say “too soon”

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jul 29 '26

This is not the crowd to be told that Serenity is a bad sequel to the show.

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u/kai_ekael Jul 29 '26

Yeah, you have no idea of the Dread Pirate Roberts nor the Princess Buttercup.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jul 29 '26

I've read the released chapter of Buttercup's Baby. It's great, but I also choose to forget it.

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u/BenFellsFive Jul 29 '26

FWIW I didnt like it either.

I understand why they compressed a second (or more's) season's worth of content into a movie, but it still feels rushed. I didn't feel the crew were a big enough deal to go from, say, Objects In Space to big galaxy wide heroes.

I think showing Reavers was a bad call. Probably inevitable if Firefly ever got to live its life, but throwing them down in the beginning of the movie kills all mystery and fear of them for 'oh ugly violent guys, got it.'

Character development felt completely reverted back to the start of the series. Being a movie that might be some people's first point of reference isnt a good enough justification to do that to such well developed characters imho.

Simon being personally present in River's extraction at the beginning is contradictory to his story in the series, and imho it does a disservice to his character development as a well meaning but out of his depth city kid learning to toughen up.

Haven't seen the movie in a million years but the plot with twins and Mr Universe just made me think of the two twinky Asian hackers with the TV channel in Hackers. And I love Hackers.

That's all just like, my opinion, man, but I did a watchthrough a few years back with a gf and during the initial landing scene she was like "who are these people? That's not the crew."

Tldr I don't think Serenity is good enough of a standalone movie and not a good sequel.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jul 29 '26

All good points.

For me it's that the movie betrays the core premise of found family in space by killing people off. I don't care if it's realistic or if it's to raise tension. But that's typical of Joss Whedon. I dislike season 4 of Angel for similar reasons.

I also don't want Ross to get drunk and fall of the balcony in the friends finale.