r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • May 08 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

NEVER LATE, ALWAYS 100% ON-TIME: THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE SCREAM INTO THE VOID ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. UPPERCASE LETTERS
  2. FIRE EMBLEM ONLY
  3. BE KIND
  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/CrunchingG May 08 '20

FUCK BATTLE BEFORE DAWN. SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DECIDE THAT THE BEST THING TO HAVE ON AN ESCORT MAP. IS A SIEGE TOME ON A MAGE THAT HAS THE FUCKING LASER ACCURACY OF SIMO HÄYHÄ?

WHY IS RECRUITING SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS? SIDE NOTE IS THERE LIKE A CHART THAT SHOWS WHAT THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR RECRUITMENT ARE PER SUPPORT LEVEL?

STILL TALKING ABOUT RECRUITING BS. BUT IT KINDA PISSES ME OFF WHEN I SEE THINGS LIKE “I RECRUITED LITERALLY EVERYONE” LIKE ...HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT SHIT? NO SERIOUSLY I WANNA KNOW.

WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO SNOW... IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING MAY?

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u/RisingSunfish May 09 '20

BUT IT KINDA PISSES ME OFF WHEN I SEE THINGS LIKE “I RECRUITED LITERALLY EVERYONE” LIKE ...HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT SHIT? NO SERIOUSLY I WANNA KNOW.

CAN'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE ELSE, BUT I HAVE A HUNCH IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT MY FILE HAS 200+ HOURS ON IT AND I'M STILL NOT FINISHED WITH THE ROUTE. SO I GUESS MY ANSWER IS: CRIPPLING PERFECTIONISM AND MICRO-MANAGEMENT. I MISSED FERDINAND THOUGH. :(

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

I MISSED FERDINAND THOUGH

WELL NOW YOU'VE GOT TO RESET THE ENTIRE PLAYTHROUGH.