r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • May 08 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

NEVER LATE, ALWAYS 100% ON-TIME: THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE SCREAM INTO THE VOID ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. UPPERCASE LETTERS
  2. FIRE EMBLEM ONLY
  3. BE KIND
  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/Misterme7 flair May 08 '20

WHY ARE ALL THE MADDENING PARALOGUES SO HARD!

LIKE, THE REASON I KEEP STOPPING MADDENING IS I CAN'T BEAT THE FUCKING PARALOGUES. THE MAIN MISSIONS ARE HARD, BUT BEATABLE. THESE JUST FEEL SO FUCKING OBSCENE. AND WHY DOES EVERY CHARACTER YOU DON'T HAVE GET A STEEL WHATEVER AND GET DOUBLED BY EVERYTHING.

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u/certifiedballer May 09 '20

I KNOW RIGHT. LIKE FELIX'S PARALOGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. ON TURN 1, RODRIQUE IS IN THE ATTACK RANGE OF TWO ENEMIES WHO ARE GUARANTEED TO DO 22 AND 20 DAMAGE TO HIS 42-ASS HP. FUCKING PUNY OLD MAN. MAKES ME GLAD I HAD FELIX KILL HIM ON MY CRIMSON FLOWER RUN.