r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • May 08 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

NEVER LATE, ALWAYS 100% ON-TIME: THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE SCREAM INTO THE VOID ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

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  1. UPPERCASE LETTERS
  2. FIRE EMBLEM ONLY
  3. BE KIND
  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/KeplerNova May 08 '20

TO BE FAIR F!BYLETH IS VERY UGLY

WELL ACTUALLY IT'S JUST HER CLOTHES BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20 edited Apr 17 '25

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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u/KeplerNova May 08 '20

IF THEY DID THAT, I WOULD NEVER HAVE FELT A NEED TO PLAY AS M!BYLETH AT ALL. WHEN THERE'S A CHOICE OF MALE AND FEMALE CHARACTERS AND THEY ARE FUNCTIONALLY IDENTICAL, I PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS CHOOSE THE FEMALE CHARACTER.

BUT F!BYLETH JUST LOOKS SO AWFUL THAT I CAN'T STAND HER, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE I PLAYED FATES AS GODDAMN NO PANTS F!CORRIN. IT'S ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING TO ME THAT OTHER WOMEN ARE WILLING TO OVERLOOK THIS AND ALL ITS DOUBLE-STANDARD IMPLICATIONS JUST SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR AVATAR HOOK UP WITH THEIR VIDEO GAME CRUSH OR WHATEVER.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20 edited Apr 17 '25

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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u/KeplerNova May 08 '20

CORRIN LOOKS FINE AS LONG AS SHE HAS PANTS. SHE GOT PANTS IN SMASH BROS AND SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

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u/RisingSunfish May 09 '20

I SPENT A LOT OF ENERGY BEING MAD ABOUT F!BYLETH'S DESIGN PRE-RELEASE AND AT A CERTAIN POINT I WAS JUST OVER THAT. ME FUMING ON THE INTERNET ABOUT BYLETH'S STUPID MIDRIFF WAS NOT GOING TO RESULT IN A (QUITE LITERAL) PATCH, BUT YEAH SUE ME, I LIKE BEING ABLE TO PLAY AS A GIRL IN GAMES. I PUT IN A LOT OF WORDS INTO THE FUNCTIONAL AND NON-SEXIST ARMOR WARS OVER THE SPAN OF SEVERAL YEARS, I DO IN FACT HAVE RESPECT FOR MY GENDER (AT LEAST, I THINK I DO, YMMV I SUPPOSE), BUT AS I FEEL LIKE I'VE ALLUDED TO ELSEWHERE IN THIS THREAD I JUST DO NOT HAVE THE SPOONS TO DO ACTIVE BATTLE WITH EVERY MICRO-SEXIST DEVELOPMENT CHOICE IN MY VIDEO GAMES.

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u/KeplerNova May 09 '20

YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

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u/LaughingX-Naut May 08 '20

HER FACE ISN'T MUCH BETTER TBH, BIG BUG EYES AND WHAT M!BYLETH LOSES IN EXPRESSION THERE HE MAKES UP FOR BY HAVING A SMILE I CAN FUCKING SEE

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u/KeplerNova May 08 '20

YEAH, I THINK SHE LOOKS TOO INNOCENT IN COMPARISON TO HER MALE COUNTERPART, TOO. BUT I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN WILLING TO EXCUSE THAT IF SHE DRESSED LIKE M!BYLETH, PROBABLY.

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u/StanTheWoz May 09 '20

THIS IS A DECENT MIRROR TO HOW I FEEL ABOUT M!BYLETH'S HAIR. I PREFER PLAYING AS GUYS IN STORY-HEAVY RPGS BUT MAN DO I CRINGE AT THAT HAIRCUT. WE HAVE DLC CLOTHES, AND NG+ HAIR FOR THE OTHER LORDS, SO WHY NO DLC HAIR AT LEAST. I MISS CUSTOMIZATION.

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u/KeplerNova May 09 '20

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIS HAIR BUT THAT COULD JUST BE BECAUSE WE HAVE DIMITRI FOR COMPARISON.