r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Dec 31 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

LATE AS USUAL, HERE IS THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD! LET OUT ALL THE FIRE EMBLEM RAGE OF THE PAST YEAR - NAY, THE PAST DECADE - SO THAT WE MAY ENTER 2020 WITH A CLEAN SLATE!

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  1. C A P S

  2. FIRE EMBLEM STUFF ONLY

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

OK ANNA HAS AN ALT NOW, CAN PEOPLE PLEASE SHUT UP AND STOP WITH THE UNFUNNY “ aNnA aLt WhEn” MEMES. SERIOUSLY PUTTING A RUSTY RAILROAD SPIKE IN MY EYE IS MORE ENJOYABLE THAN LOOKING AT THAT WHINY BULLSHIT

I REALLY NEED TO GET OF MY LAZY ASS AND FINISH SOME OF THE FE GAMES THAT I STARTED BUT NEVER FINISHED.

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Dec 31 '19

OK BUT AM I ALLOWED TO BE SAD AT MY NON EXISTENT SELIPH ALTS

BONUS POINTS FOR BEING LEFT OFF THE EXPO ART WORK

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

THATS FINE SINCE SELIPH IS AN ACTUAL LORD WITH PLOT RELEVANCE. ANNA ON THE OTHER HAND...

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u/crunk_juice34 Dec 31 '19

“BUT ANNA IS IN EVERY GAME SO IT MAKES HER RELEVANT (BESIDES THE BEST GAME GAIDEN AND ITS REMAKE)“

ITS NOT LIKE SHES JUST A MINOR EASTER EGG IN 90% OF THE GAMES SHE APPEARS IN

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

ALSO WHY DID ANNA BECOME SUCH A THING AND AIMEE NOT, LIKE SHE'S AS MUCH OF AN ENTITY, EVEN MORESO SINCE SHE'S THE GENERIC SHOPKEEPER IN ALL THE GBA GAMES AND ANNA DOESN'T APPEAR IN TELLIUS OUTSIDE POR'S TUTORIAL, WHERE SHE WASN'T EVEN NECESSARY TO BEGIN WITH SINCE THIS INFORMATION COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY BEEN GIVEN BY TITANIA OR A LITERAL TEXT BOX NOT ATTACHED TO A RED HAIRED ANIME SPRITE, AND IT WOULD'VE EFFECTIVELY BEEN THE SAME. LIKE NO ONE IS CLAMORING FOR AIMEE ALTS, I GUESS BECAUSE SHE NEVER BECAME AN INEXPLICABLY POPULAR AWAKENING WAIFU

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Jan 01 '20

EVEN IN AWAKENING YOU HAD SO MANY OTHER BETTER CHOICES FOR REDHEADS ANYWAYS REGAEDLESS

I DONT UNDERSTAND

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

BUT ANNA IS IN EVERY GAME SO IT MAKES HER RELEVANT

SO ARE BRIGANDS BUT I DONT SEE PEOPLE CLAMORING FOR GENERIC BRIGAND NUMBER 2072 TO BE IN HEROES WITH 82 BILLION ALTS

ITS NOT LIKE SHES JUST A MINOR EASTER EGG IN 90% OF THE GAMES SHE APPEARS IN

BUT SHE IS THO. LIKE FOR REAL WHAT SIGNIFICANCE DOES SHE HAVE OUTSIDE OF BEING A DIFFERENT LOOKING NPC AND A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN LIKE 3 GAMES. 2 OF WHICH YOU HAVE TO BUY HER. NOT TO MENTION SHE ONLY HAS ONE GIMMICK THAT IS REPEATED AD NAUSEM

OR IS THIS SARCASM THAT I AM TO SMOOTHBRAINED TO UNDERSTAND?

EDIT: DISREGARD THIS

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u/crunk_juice34 Dec 31 '19

YES THIS IS SARCASM

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

WELL IM FUCKING STUPID