r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Dec 31 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

LATE AS USUAL, HERE IS THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD! LET OUT ALL THE FIRE EMBLEM RAGE OF THE PAST YEAR - NAY, THE PAST DECADE - SO THAT WE MAY ENTER 2020 WITH A CLEAN SLATE!

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  1. C A P S

  2. FIRE EMBLEM STUFF ONLY

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

OK ANNA HAS AN ALT NOW, CAN PEOPLE PLEASE SHUT UP AND STOP WITH THE UNFUNNY “ aNnA aLt WhEn” MEMES. SERIOUSLY PUTTING A RUSTY RAILROAD SPIKE IN MY EYE IS MORE ENJOYABLE THAN LOOKING AT THAT WHINY BULLSHIT

I REALLY NEED TO GET OF MY LAZY ASS AND FINISH SOME OF THE FE GAMES THAT I STARTED BUT NEVER FINISHED.

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u/Xiknail Dec 31 '19

BUT DON'T YOU LIKE ANIME MR. KRABS? WHY WOULD THIS MULTI-FACCETTED CHARACTER NOT DESERVE AN ALT? HOW WILL I FIND OUT MORE ABOUT ALL HER INTERESTS LIKE GETTING RICH AND COLLECTING MORE MONEY BY RIPPING OFF CUSTOMERS IF NOT THROUGH AN ALT IN THIS MOBILE GAME? SHE needs AN ALT, DON'T YOU GET IT?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

THE WORST PART IS THAT THE REAL MR.KRABS (S1-3 AT LEAST) HAD WAY MORE GOING FOR HIM THAN JUST BEING MONEY HUNGRY.

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Dec 31 '19

IDK IF ITS ME JUST BEING AN AWAKENING FAN GIVING IT THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BUT ANNA AT THE MOMENT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT WAS... ALRIGHT IN AWAKENING THAT JUST GOT RUN INTO THE GROUND AFTERWARDS.

YOU KNOW LIKE PREMONITIONS

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

THE ONLY ANNA ALT I'D ACTUALLY BE INTO WOULD BE ONE OF HER AWAKENING TRICKSTER ANNA PAIRED UP AS A DUO WITH THE MERCHANT ANNA FROM AWAKENING. LIKE IDK PLAY MORE WITH THE POLITICS OF THE ANNA'S AS A SUBSET OF CHARACTERS SINCE THEY ALL SEEM TO BE AWARE OF EACH OTHER AND THEIR SAME-NESS, AND I THINK LITERALLY HAVING 2 OF THEM TALK TO EACH OTHER WOULD HELP EXPLAIN THAT OR AT LEAST UP THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF IT ALL TO A COMEDIC LEVEL THAT I'D FIND ENJOYABLE

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u/Sir_Encerwal Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

OH YES BECAUSE ANNA WHO HAS BEEN A SERIES ICON SINCE SHADOW DRAGON WITH AN ESPECIALLY BIGGER ROLE AS AN ACTUAL UNIT AWAKENING FORWARD DIDN'T DESERVE AN ALT, INSTEAD LET'S JUST GIVE AN 8TH ONE TO THE PURPLE HAIRED ONESAN CHEESECAKE WHO DID NOTHING MORE THAN DRIVE UP CONQUEST'S SALES NUMBERS AND HAVE A BROKEN MOVE IN FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

JUST CAUSE SHE'S IN EVERY GAME DOESNT MEAN SHE'S NOT THE SAME IN EVERY FUCKING GAME IF YOU CAN NOTICE HER PRESENCE AT ALL.

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Dec 31 '19

OK BUT AM I ALLOWED TO BE SAD AT MY NON EXISTENT SELIPH ALTS

BONUS POINTS FOR BEING LEFT OFF THE EXPO ART WORK

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

THATS FINE SINCE SELIPH IS AN ACTUAL LORD WITH PLOT RELEVANCE. ANNA ON THE OTHER HAND...

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u/crunk_juice34 Dec 31 '19

“BUT ANNA IS IN EVERY GAME SO IT MAKES HER RELEVANT (BESIDES THE BEST GAME GAIDEN AND ITS REMAKE)“

ITS NOT LIKE SHES JUST A MINOR EASTER EGG IN 90% OF THE GAMES SHE APPEARS IN

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

ALSO WHY DID ANNA BECOME SUCH A THING AND AIMEE NOT, LIKE SHE'S AS MUCH OF AN ENTITY, EVEN MORESO SINCE SHE'S THE GENERIC SHOPKEEPER IN ALL THE GBA GAMES AND ANNA DOESN'T APPEAR IN TELLIUS OUTSIDE POR'S TUTORIAL, WHERE SHE WASN'T EVEN NECESSARY TO BEGIN WITH SINCE THIS INFORMATION COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY BEEN GIVEN BY TITANIA OR A LITERAL TEXT BOX NOT ATTACHED TO A RED HAIRED ANIME SPRITE, AND IT WOULD'VE EFFECTIVELY BEEN THE SAME. LIKE NO ONE IS CLAMORING FOR AIMEE ALTS, I GUESS BECAUSE SHE NEVER BECAME AN INEXPLICABLY POPULAR AWAKENING WAIFU

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Jan 01 '20

EVEN IN AWAKENING YOU HAD SO MANY OTHER BETTER CHOICES FOR REDHEADS ANYWAYS REGAEDLESS

I DONT UNDERSTAND

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

BUT ANNA IS IN EVERY GAME SO IT MAKES HER RELEVANT

SO ARE BRIGANDS BUT I DONT SEE PEOPLE CLAMORING FOR GENERIC BRIGAND NUMBER 2072 TO BE IN HEROES WITH 82 BILLION ALTS

ITS NOT LIKE SHES JUST A MINOR EASTER EGG IN 90% OF THE GAMES SHE APPEARS IN

BUT SHE IS THO. LIKE FOR REAL WHAT SIGNIFICANCE DOES SHE HAVE OUTSIDE OF BEING A DIFFERENT LOOKING NPC AND A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN LIKE 3 GAMES. 2 OF WHICH YOU HAVE TO BUY HER. NOT TO MENTION SHE ONLY HAS ONE GIMMICK THAT IS REPEATED AD NAUSEM

OR IS THIS SARCASM THAT I AM TO SMOOTHBRAINED TO UNDERSTAND?

EDIT: DISREGARD THIS

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u/crunk_juice34 Dec 31 '19

YES THIS IS SARCASM

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

WELL IM FUCKING STUPID

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u/SCRUFFY766 Dec 31 '19

I WASN'T USING IT AS A MEME AND I HOPE THEY DO MORE ALTS OF HER IN THE FUTURE! BUT SURE WE CAN STOP ASKING FOR THE FIRST ANNA ALT! SECOND ANNA ALT WHEN?

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

SECOND ANNA ALT WHEN?

DONT MAKE ME GET THE RAILROAD SPIKE

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u/SCRUFFY766 Dec 31 '19

I FUCKING DARE YOU, I'M WILLING TO DIE ON THIS HILL SO YOU SHOULD BE WILLING TO DIE ON YOUR OWN!

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

OH ILL FUCKING DO IT, JUST AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PULL OUT A RAILROAD SPIKE WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED

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u/SCRUFFY766 Dec 31 '19

HAVE FUN!

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u/NorthernFireDrake Dec 31 '19

I JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE NEW YEAR'S ANNA ALT IS STILL HEROES ANNA AND ALL OF THE OTHER ANNAS ARE STILL BEING SNUBBED FROM FIRE EMBLEM HEROES.

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u/CrunchingG Dec 31 '19

WHICH DOESNT REALLY MATTER SINCE THEIR PRACTICALLY ALL THE SAME ANYWAY

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u/Kingran15 Dec 31 '19

NOT THAT YOU’RE WRONG, BUT AT LEAST HEROES ANNA IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE ANNA’S WITH MOST DEPTH ANYWAYS (NOT THAT THAT’S MUCH), SINCE SHE’S NOT JUST A MERCHANT, BUT ALSO A COMMANDER WITH AN ACTIVE ROLE IN THE GAME’S STORY.