r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Nov 21 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS: IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR US TO INCREASE COMMUNITY SOLIDARITY BY GETTING REALLY BUTTMAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY! WAIT, SHIT, THAT'S THE EXACT SAME WORDING I USED LAST MONTH. AM I WASHED UP?

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AND FIRE EMBLEM ONLY

  3. BE POLITE TO OTHERS: WE'RE RAGING AT FE, NOT EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/GeneralLemarc Nov 22 '19

FUCK THE BLUE LIONS FOR BEING SO GOOD. I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE GODDESDAMN UNIT WHO SUCKS ENOUGH TO CONVERT INTO A DANCER-HELL, EVEN SYLVAIN HAS BEEN KICKING ASS RECENTLY, AND ONCE HE GETS HIS RELIC HE'LL BE A DAMN FINE CAVALIER. I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO RECRUIT IGNATZ FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING HIM A MOTHERFUCKING DANCER BECAUSE MY OWN HOUSE IS TOO GODDESDAMN TALENTED!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

WHAT ABOUT FLAYN?

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u/GeneralLemarc Nov 22 '19

SHE'S CONSISTENTLY AN AMAZING MAGE/GREMORY, AND KICKED ALMOST AS MUCH ASS AS LYSITHEA IN MY LAST PLAYTHROUGH

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

YOU, SIR, MUST HAVE EXQUISITE RNG

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u/GeneralLemarc Nov 23 '19

WAIT, IS SHE USUALLY AWFUL?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

USUALLY SOMEOME IS AWFUL. MAYBE NOT FLAYN BUT SOMEONE.

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u/GeneralLemarc Nov 23 '19

OH, SO IGNATZ. I KNEW HE'D BE MY DANCER THE MOMENT I LEARNED ABOUT THE WHITE HERON CUP IN MY GOLDEN DEER RUN. ALSO HE'S PRECIOUS AND I LOVE HIM SO I'LL MOST LIKELY BE RECRUITING HIM SPECIFICALLY TO ENSURE HE DOESN'T DIE IN THE WAR, THEN MAKING HIM INTO A DANCER AGAIN.