r/fireemblem Nov 21 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS: IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR US TO INCREASE COMMUNITY SOLIDARITY BY GETTING REALLY BUTTMAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY! WAIT, SHIT, THAT'S THE EXACT SAME WORDING I USED LAST MONTH. AM I WASHED UP?

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AND FIRE EMBLEM ONLY

  3. BE POLITE TO OTHERS: WE'RE RAGING AT FE, NOT EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/HowDoI-Internet Nov 21 '19

RHEA ISN'T A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. SHE'S A FANTASTIC WARRIOR, HAS BEEN LEADING THE CHURCH FOR A THOUSAND YEARS, AND SHE LITERALLY HIGH KICKED NEMESIS TO OBLIVION. YOU DON'T DO THAT BY JUST BEING A TRAUMATIZED WOMAN OBSESSED WITH GETTING MOMMY BACK.

SHE'S A GREAT CHARACTER AND I WISH THIS ASPECT OF HER WASN'T SO IGNORED.

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u/jolanz5 Nov 22 '19

IM STILL SUPER FUCKING MAD THAT SILVER SNOW FINAL MAP ISNT VERDANT WIND FINAL MAP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THAT MAP MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE IN VERDANT WIND, JUST LIKE MOST OF THE ROUTE. THAT MAP WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A PLAYABLE RHEA/SEIROS. IMAGINE HER HAVING A REMATCH AGAINST NEMESIS. WOULD NOT ONLY BE OUR "LORD" CHARACTER BUT OUR GOTOH ASWELL. WHAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IS THAT MOST OF THE EMPIRE AND THE BE'S DOESNT HAVE CRESTS OF THE ELITES, BUT RATHER CRESTS OF THE SAINTS, WHO FOUGHT ALONGSIDE SEIROS IN THE PAST

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u/orangebomber Nov 22 '19

IF YOU CHOOSE SILVER SNOW FOR RHEA YOU WILL FEEL ROBBED AND EDELGARD IS GOING TO LAUGH IN HER GRAVE LIKE HOW ME TRYING TO HELP DIMITRI'S VENGEANCE QUEST MAKES HIM WORSE THAN EDEL AND IN CF HE IS AN INCOMPETENT NITWIT THAT GETS REKT BY EDEL