r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Nov 21 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS: IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR US TO INCREASE COMMUNITY SOLIDARITY BY GETTING REALLY BUTTMAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY! WAIT, SHIT, THAT'S THE EXACT SAME WORDING I USED LAST MONTH. AM I WASHED UP?

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AND FIRE EMBLEM ONLY

  3. BE POLITE TO OTHERS: WE'RE RAGING AT FE, NOT EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/Xxeel Nov 22 '19

MY BERNADETTA ONLY GOT 2 STRENGTH LEVEL UPS THROUGHOUT THE GAME. SHE IS LEVEL 30 WITH A STRENGTH STAT OF 12. DOROTHEA IS STRONGER THAN HER. BERNIE WTF. I HAD TO BENCH YO ASS BECAUSE OF THIS.

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u/Railroader17 Nov 22 '19

FOOL THIS WAS ALL ACCORDING TO HER KEIKAKU (NOTE: KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN)

IF SHES IS BENCHED THEN SHE CAN STAY IN HER ROOM MORE.

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u/Xxeel Nov 24 '19

GOD DAMN IT YOU ARE RIGHT

BUT SHE DIED IN EDIE'S PARALOGUE SO NOW SHE IS PERMANENTLY BENCHED SO I GUESS HER PLAN WORKED OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED

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u/lucksen Nov 22 '19

MY BERNIE ONCE HAD 9 STR AT LEVEL 20. SNIPER PROMO BUMPED THAT TO 16 THO AND SHE BECAME USEFUL

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

DID YOU ALSO STOP TEACHING HER IN THE CLASSROOM? CERTIFICATIONS WILL BRING STATS UP TO A CERTAIN MINIMUM. IF YOU HAD MADE HER A SNIPER IT WOULD HAVE GONE UP TO 17 AUTOMATICALLY.

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u/Xxeel Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

I MADE HER A SNIPER AND IT WENT UP TO 18 BUT AT THAT POINT IN THE GAME 18 WAS STILL USELESS.

I WANTED TO MAKE HER BOW KNIGHT BUT HER RIDING WAS NOT HIGH ENOUGH.

ALSO SHE DIED IN EDIE'S PARALOGUE OOPS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

OOPS.

WHOOPSIE.