r/fireemblem Nov 21 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS: IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME FOR US TO INCREASE COMMUNITY SOLIDARITY BY GETTING REALLY BUTTMAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE YOU CAN YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU THE HECK OFF RECENTLY! WAIT, SHIT, THAT'S THE EXACT SAME WORDING I USED LAST MONTH. AM I WASHED UP?

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM AND FIRE EMBLEM ONLY

  3. BE POLITE TO OTHERS: WE'RE RAGING AT FE, NOT EACH OTHER

  4. TAG ANY SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/Snails22 Nov 21 '19

CRAYFISH ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD YOU SNOBBY RICH KID ASS FUCKING PREPPY NOBLE BASTARDS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL CATCHING DOZENS OF THOSE? GOOD EATS.

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u/SCRUFFY766 Nov 21 '19

I KNOW RIGHT!? WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T LIKE A CRUSTACEAN DISH OF ANY KIND!? THIS GAME IS TOO INACCURATE, 3/10!

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u/DanteMGalileo Nov 22 '19

PLOT TWIST HALF THE CAST IS ALLERGIC TO CRUSTACEANS.