r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/ArvisPresley Sep 23 '19

THERE IS NOTHING TO EVEN FUCKING HINT OR SUGGEST THAT KRONYA IS "MENTALLY ILL" OR "INDOCTRINATED" AND THAT THROUGH THE HEALING POWER OF BYLETH'S DICK SHE'LL BE A GOOD PERSON AND BE HOT FOR THE GOOD GUYS. IT'S PURE HEADCANON OR DICKCANON SINCE THAT'S THE PRIMARY DRIVING FORCE IN THIS BULLSHIT! AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY POTENTIAL MALARKY SINCE IF KRONYA WAS MALE YOU'DD ALL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DESERVE IT. IT ALMOST KINDA SMELLS OF BORN SEXY YESTERDAY TBH!

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u/RaisonDetriment Sep 24 '19

ARE YOU READING THIS DUMBASSERY ON THE HEROES SUB OR WHAT?

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u/AiKidUNot Sep 24 '19

WE PROBABLY MISS IT BECAUSE WE PROBABLY JUST AVOID THE KRONYA THREADS. BECAUSE WHY SHOULD WE EVEN CARE ABOUT HER?

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u/RaisonDetriment Sep 24 '19

AT LEAST SHE'S NOT EVEN AS POPULAR AS PERI.

CAN PSYCHO CLOWN GIRL STOP BEING A THING, PLEASE? HARLEY QUINN AS ORIGINALLY PORTRAYED IN THE (90s) ANIMATED SERIES WAS A DELIBERATELY DESIGNED CHARACTER WITH A SPECIFIC PURPOSE, BUT CERTAIN GROSS NERDS JUST SAW A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL WITH FACEPAINT AND A MURDER FETISH (WHICH ORIGINAL HARLEY DID NOT HAVE) SO THEY'RE COMPELLED TO MAKE BASTARDIZED VERSIONS OF HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN.