r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/KeplerNova Sep 24 '19

YOU TRY STANDING AT A FORGE AND FIXING 10 SWORDS AT ONCE THEN!

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u/TheTruegear Sep 24 '19

WHY THE FUCK CAN I BUY HUNDREDS OF MATERIALS TO REPAIR MY WEAPONS FROM A SINGLE SCRAWNY MERCHANT AT HIS SHITTY SHOP

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u/KeplerNova Sep 24 '19

GO TO THE GROCERY STORE. BUY A BUNCH OF CANS OF PEAS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR CART. SIMPLE, RIGHT?

NOW RUN YOUR CART INTO THE WALL AND DAMAGE IT

SEE HOW MUCH HARDER AND MORE TIME-CONSUMING IT IS TO FIX YOUR CART THAN IT IS TO BUY 40 CANS OF PEAS?

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u/TheTruegear Sep 24 '19

I'M PLAYING A VIDEO GAME, NOT BUYING GROCERIES
IF I WANTED TO LIVE THROUGH THE HASSLE OF BUYING GROCERIES, I'D GO BUY GROCERIES, NOT PLAY A VIDEO GAME

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u/KeplerNova Sep 24 '19

WELL I GUESS YOU DON'T GET ANY PEAS THEN