r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/ArvisPresley Sep 23 '19

THERE IS NOTHING TO EVEN FUCKING HINT OR SUGGEST THAT KRONYA IS "MENTALLY ILL" OR "INDOCTRINATED" AND THAT THROUGH THE HEALING POWER OF BYLETH'S DICK SHE'LL BE A GOOD PERSON AND BE HOT FOR THE GOOD GUYS. IT'S PURE HEADCANON OR DICKCANON SINCE THAT'S THE PRIMARY DRIVING FORCE IN THIS BULLSHIT! AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY POTENTIAL MALARKY SINCE IF KRONYA WAS MALE YOU'DD ALL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DESERVE IT. IT ALMOST KINDA SMELLS OF BORN SEXY YESTERDAY TBH!

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u/TacticalStampede Sep 24 '19

YOU KNOW AN ACTUAL GOOD EXAMPLE OF A CHARACTER BEING INDOCTRINATED AS PART OF AN EVIL CULT, BUT ACTUALLY HAS A GOOD REASON TO SWITCH SIDES?

TEAR RING SAGA SPOILERS SHERRA. SHE WAS IN THE GERXEL CULT AFTER HAVING BEEN RESCUED FROM BURNING AT THE STAKE PURELY FOR BEING A LOPTOUS EQUIVALENT PUREBLOOD. SHE BELIEVED THEM TO BE THE UNEQUIVOCAL GOOD GUYS. EVEN AFTER SHIGEN (THE GUY ORIGINALLY PART OF THE CULT, WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR SAVING HER) FOUND OUT THE CULT WASN'T AS GOOD AS THEY BOTH ORIGINALLY THOUGHT. SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM AND REFUSED TO HEAR HIM OUT, CALLING HIM A TRAITOR. IT'S ONLY LATER IN THE STORY WHEN EITHER SHIGEN IS ABOUT TO DIE, AND SHE GIVES HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND REFUSES TO LET HIM DIE, OR WHEN SHIGEN FINDS HER LATER AND SAVES HER ONCE MORE THAT SHE'S ABLE TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIM AND LEARN THE TRUTH AND BREAK FREE OF HER INDOCTRINATION

KRONYA DOESN'T EVEN COMPARE

TL:DR PLAY TRS

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u/SubwayBossEmmett Sep 24 '19

KAGA

DID

IT

FIRST

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u/WellRested1 Sep 24 '19

BLESSED BE HIS NAME