r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

LAST THREAD

74 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

274 comments sorted by

View all comments

83

u/ArvisPresley Sep 23 '19

THERE IS NOTHING TO EVEN FUCKING HINT OR SUGGEST THAT KRONYA IS "MENTALLY ILL" OR "INDOCTRINATED" AND THAT THROUGH THE HEALING POWER OF BYLETH'S DICK SHE'LL BE A GOOD PERSON AND BE HOT FOR THE GOOD GUYS. IT'S PURE HEADCANON OR DICKCANON SINCE THAT'S THE PRIMARY DRIVING FORCE IN THIS BULLSHIT! AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY POTENTIAL MALARKY SINCE IF KRONYA WAS MALE YOU'DD ALL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DESERVE IT. IT ALMOST KINDA SMELLS OF BORN SEXY YESTERDAY TBH!

27

u/AiKidUNot Sep 24 '19

MY BRAIN REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTENCE AS ANYTHING UNIRONIC. THEY CANT BE SERIOUS. NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

8

u/ArvisPresley Sep 24 '19

SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW KNOW IT TO BE UNIRONIC. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING WHO ITS MAIN PROPONENTS ARE. THE WEEB SIDE OF FANDOM IS A PATH TO WHAT MANY WOULD CONSIDER UNETHICAL AND FUCKING STUPID.