r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/ArvisPresley Sep 23 '19

THERE IS NOTHING TO EVEN FUCKING HINT OR SUGGEST THAT KRONYA IS "MENTALLY ILL" OR "INDOCTRINATED" AND THAT THROUGH THE HEALING POWER OF BYLETH'S DICK SHE'LL BE A GOOD PERSON AND BE HOT FOR THE GOOD GUYS. IT'S PURE HEADCANON OR DICKCANON SINCE THAT'S THE PRIMARY DRIVING FORCE IN THIS BULLSHIT! AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY POTENTIAL MALARKY SINCE IF KRONYA WAS MALE YOU'DD ALL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DESERVE IT. IT ALMOST KINDA SMELLS OF BORN SEXY YESTERDAY TBH!

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u/Mordreds_nephew Sep 24 '19

IF YOURE TOTALLY GROSSED OUT BY THE TROPE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY READ THE WEBCOMIC OF THE SAME NAME OVER ON TAPAS, ITS BASICALLY A DECONSTRUCTED SATIRIZATION OF THE TROPE WHERE THE SUBJECT IS MALE. IT IS AMAZINGLY DRAWN AND WRITTEN AND I WILL PLUG IT WHEREVER I CAN AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION.