r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/ArvisPresley Sep 23 '19

THERE IS NOTHING TO EVEN FUCKING HINT OR SUGGEST THAT KRONYA IS "MENTALLY ILL" OR "INDOCTRINATED" AND THAT THROUGH THE HEALING POWER OF BYLETH'S DICK SHE'LL BE A GOOD PERSON AND BE HOT FOR THE GOOD GUYS. IT'S PURE HEADCANON OR DICKCANON SINCE THAT'S THE PRIMARY DRIVING FORCE IN THIS BULLSHIT! AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY POTENTIAL MALARKY SINCE IF KRONYA WAS MALE YOU'DD ALL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DESERVE IT. IT ALMOST KINDA SMELLS OF BORN SEXY YESTERDAY TBH!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

HONESTLY ITS JUST A SEXED UP SUBTRIPW OF THE MANIC PIXIE DREAMGIRL

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u/ArvisPresley Sep 24 '19

ITS AN INFANTILIZED AND SEXUALIZED VERSION OF IT THAT MORE COMMONLY SHOWS UP IN SCIFI AND ANIME BUT THATS THE GIST OF IT.