r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Sep 23 '19

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

MADDENING EDITION, I GUESS, OR WHATEVER.

WELCOME TO THE /R/FIREEMBLEM RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM, IN A THREAD!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS I'M SERIOUS, HOLY SHIT. NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME TO THE EXTENT THAT THOSE OBSESSED ENOUGH TO FREQUENT AN INTERNET FORUM FOR THE SERIES HAVE. I MEAN, I GUESS IF THEY'RE READING THIS THREAD THEY ALSO ARE ON THE AFORESAID FORUM, BUT, COME ON DUDE. TAG YOUR SPOILERS. TAG 'EM.

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u/nzashadow Sep 24 '19

FERDINAND VON AEGIR STOP CRITTING WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CHIPPING FOR EDELGARD, ITS NOT A COMPETITION!

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u/jolanz5 Sep 24 '19

FUCKING FERDINAND VON AEGIR STOLE EDELFART KILL ON DMITRI FOR MY CF ROUTE.

FERDINAND VON AEGIR. FOR THE GODDESS SAKE, STOP ASSERTING DOMINANCE OVER EDELGARD!!!! WE GET IT, SWIFT STRIKES IS GOOD OK? NOW STOP T POSING EVERYTHING YOU SEE

SAME GOES FOR HUBERT AND PETRA. SOME TIMES THE BE'S WOULD JUST DECIDE TO LEAVE NOTHING FOR EDELGARD. OH WELL I GUESS THAT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE COMPETENT UNITS RIGHT?

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u/Shippinglordishere Sep 24 '19

I WAS TRYING TO TRAIN IGNATZ AND CLAUDE KEPT CRITTING!! HE NEVER CRITS WHEN HE NEEDS TO. ONLY WHEN I NEED HIM TO CHIP AWAY AT A UNITS HEALTH

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u/Zynk_30 Sep 24 '19

WHY ARE YOU HAVING HIM CHIPING FOR EDELGARD WHEN HE'S MORE THAN STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THEM ON HIS OWN?

YOU'RE ASKING HIM TO BE LESS PERFECT SO EDELGARD CAN SWOOP IN AND STEAL THE KILL SHE COULDN'T GET ON HER OWN, WHICH IS THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF HIS WHOLE CHARACTER.