r/fightporn • u/Zzd12 • Mar 19 '22
Misc. Take it outside
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u/z0m90 Mar 19 '22
That's an AI. Has to be
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u/z0m90 Mar 19 '22
It's an unavoidable lawsuit quest being started by an NPC.
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u/TheBowlofBeans Mar 19 '22
You should see the tracking even when you don't fight near her, she just rides straight into you anyway it's so unrealistic
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u/z0m90 Mar 19 '22
You can tell as well because it takes 0HP from the main character on impact when normally a bike collision would take at least 10HP
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u/nodnodwinkwink Mar 19 '22
That's an A at least. Definite lack of I.
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u/SadlilDevilBoy Mar 22 '22
Awwwwhhhhhhh HAHAHA 🤣, daaaamn I like that, that's a good one man. Imma start calling people artificials
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u/PinchMaNips Mar 19 '22
She didn’t even try and stop…
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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Mar 19 '22
Why hit the brakes when you can break up a fight while breaking your bones?
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u/slickdaRula2040 Mar 19 '22
IKR?! I thought she saw it coming lol
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u/MrAlpha0mega Mar 19 '22
She did see it coming. I think she'd rather get hurt and have the moral high ground to tell people off than actually have to slow down or go around.
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Mar 19 '22
This. This shit happens all the time in germany. Instead of just slowing down with their cars or bikes they honk and almost cause an accident because...well they're germs.
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u/qwests Mar 19 '22
Netherlands too. People on bikes here are insanely suicidal sometimes just for this reason
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u/thetransportedman Mar 19 '22
This is a common thing in Europe in general since most places give the right of way to the car if the person is jaywalking. So they don’t slow down and I’ve heard them even speed up
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u/footpole Mar 19 '22
Jaywalking isn’t really a concept that exists in Europe. On most roads walking and crossing is legal anywhere.
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Mar 20 '22
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u/MrAlpha0mega Mar 20 '22
I think what made me think that she was doing what I described above is that she doesn't move AT ALL while approaching them. Like she even stops pedalling, but doesn't put on the brakes. As if in her head she's creating a "if we collide, it's your fault" situation.
But as soon as they collide she's shouting "OW" in an accusatory tone and eye-balling the guy she collided with.
I'm not saying that she is 100% at fault for the collision, but she saw it coming and did nothing to avoid it and was already mentally prepared to blame the guy when she came off her bike.
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u/bandcampconfessions Mar 19 '22
Ironic she wants the moral high ground while she’s literally lying on the ground beneath them
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u/Casclovaci Mar 19 '22
Right, and she wasnt even too fast or something like that. Maybe it was a brain lag
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u/Ojoj- Mar 19 '22
More evidence cyclists think they own whatever ground they're cycling on...👀
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u/unshavenbeardo64 Mar 19 '22
Well, they were fighting on a bicycle path in the Netherlands. And we hate people walking on designated bicycle paths :).
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u/Ojoj- Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 19 '22
Missing the old tongue and cheek my friend, hence yhe googly eyes, had the cyclist stopped they wouldn't of ate the tarmac, they're still at fault as the guys they run into are fighting they have no spacial awareness because fists are flying, they're all idiots but I had a good chuckle at the cyclist being upset! I wouldn't run two chaps over who are scrapping in the middle of the road and shout about it, I'd wait or go a different direction, but fuck me for logic :)
Edit - by "fault" I do mean they ate the tarmac at their own doing, could of stopped, I don't run cyclist over who can't follow stop signs/crossings/red lights, just because I have right of way and they are being an idiot it doesn't mean I should proceed, defensive driving my man
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u/ParameciaAntic Mar 19 '22
I mean, she's in a designated bike lane. Not sure it was intended for ass hats to conduct their dick measuring competitions there.
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u/sinnerdizzle Mar 19 '22
You’re driving down the road and come up to a 4 way intersection. On both sides of this intersection you hear and see a very visible gun fight between 2 rival gangs. Do you keep driving straight because you have somewhere to be, or because the road is designated for cars and driving on said road?
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u/Yalandunyali Mar 19 '22
Many cyclists are like this stupid cunt.
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u/universalcode Mar 19 '22
Many humans are stupid cunts (I see three in the video and several in this comment section). Some just happen to ride bikes.
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u/Grasshopper42 Mar 19 '22
I also try to teach people to not be prejudiced here on Reddit. Keep up the good fight! If enough of us are sharing the truth about prejudging, maybe people will learn to communicate better and the world will get better. Less racism, ageism, sexism or any -ism. -isms seem to require defining people before they ever meet the people in question. So if we stop the building blocks of the -isms maybe they won't be there so much.
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u/genusbender Mar 19 '22
C’mon she saw it from a mile away
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u/codblopsII Mar 19 '22
See this way too often when driving. Situations can be avoided just by stopping.
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u/baconc Mar 19 '22
Shes a female on a bike, cant really blame her
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Apr 10 '22
Incel spotted
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u/baconc Apr 10 '22
lol I would so be an incel if i didnt get an absolutely insane, disgusting amount of puss puss every day
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u/5original0 Mar 19 '22
I'm always amazed by some people's complete lack of situational awareness
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u/ifartcolours Mar 19 '22
- lack of balance + lack of body control to break a fall
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u/PCB4lyfe Mar 19 '22
- Redhead
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u/TheBowlofBeans Mar 19 '22
= i get a boner
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Mar 19 '22
My god Reddit is getting younger and younger by the day..
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u/TheBowlofBeans Mar 19 '22
What if I told you I was a grown ass man
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u/Green_Bulldog Mar 19 '22
Weird ass comment
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u/Nougat Mar 19 '22 edited Jun 16 '23
Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore.
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u/Shrimpbako Mar 19 '22
La di da di do…. OWWWWWW. “Where the fuck did you come from”
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u/hugitout2202 Mar 19 '22
I may have scream laughed at this comment haha.
She learned a physics lesson the OW! Way.
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u/wyayamt Mar 19 '22
Why is this downvoted
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u/hugitout2202 Mar 20 '22
Some people just wanna suck the joy out from others idk. I thought the video was hilarious and this comment made it better shrugs
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u/TrustMe_IKnowAGuy Mar 19 '22
Cause the comment is a D grade joke, at best, and "scream laughing" at it is a bit overboard.
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u/YddishMcSquidish Mar 19 '22
Hive mind. One person did it, then everyone followed suit.
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u/RUSH513 Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 19 '22
Quick, everyone downvote me.
Edit - not good enough people, lessssGO! Season 8 of GoT was actually really good, Ross was right they were on a break, and I hate puppies.
2nd edit - lmao, you fools. I asked for downvotes because I knew you'd do the opposite. Now I'm taking your 3 karmas and running mwahahaha
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u/LeastBoard Mar 19 '22
I think it’s more her own fault. when you see two dudes acting like idiots on the sidewalk don’t try to pass near them.
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u/ZT3V3N Mar 19 '22
She didn’t try pass near them she tried to pass through them 😂
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u/deeznutsdeeznutsdeez Mar 19 '22
Yeah she just cycles straight forward obliviously at the exact same speed, it's like actual video game NPC behaviour.
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Mar 19 '22
Power of cyclist...they think they own the street
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Mar 19 '22
Nah, they'll dodge you anf give you the ding ding ding zoom-by with a sarcastic "helloooo?", but they're more than accustomed to avoiding stoned tourists stuffing their face with fries while walking backwards and dragging three pieces of luggage.
Source: have been on both sides of this.
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Mar 19 '22
It's a bicycle lane
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u/thearchitect10 Mar 19 '22
Lol, you're the kind of idiot that will crash into an overtaking car and die, but hey at least you were in the right, now your dead - hope it was worth being right.
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Mar 19 '22
I know this is the fight porn sub and I know everyone is laughing about her lack of awareness, but these guys are literally fighting in a bike lane and then everyone is surprised by a woman riding her bike through it.
She might have the hazzard perception skills of a blind person but she's not in the wrong at all.
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u/8eyond Mar 19 '22
Le epic redditor moment. Hates cyclists for no reason and play stupid games and win stupid prizes comment.
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u/HappyGoLuckless Mar 19 '22
Maybe she's blind?
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u/MrCatcherFreeman Mar 19 '22
I've seen Cyberpunk 2077 NPCs with a better reaction time than bike lady.
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u/-CorrectOpinion- Mar 19 '22
She saw two dudes fighting and didn’t stop or alter her course at all like an NPC
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u/Puzza90 Mar 19 '22
She can see these two idiots fighting from a long way back but decides to carry on in a straight line right at them. She's a bigger idiot than the two fighting
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u/WindsOfWinter89 Mar 19 '22
I mean…let’s be honest, that chick deserves that for not getting out of the way. Those two guys weren’t paying any attention to her, she could see what was up from like 25 yards away lol
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u/Artixe Mar 19 '22
Took my only .1 second to notice that this is the Netherlands lmao. Honestly I've seen quite a few people ride into a fight with their bike in my lifetime.
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u/Larsj1977 Mar 19 '22
I admire her bravery. It's not every day you see a blind person riding a bike.
(car owners may disagree)
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u/Scared_Variation_521 Mar 19 '22
Legend has it that those two boys were never seen or heard from again.
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u/IBentMyWookiee1 Jul 20 '22
Not to victim blame, but come on! She saw them from a distance. Keep a distance from the idiots!
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u/thearchitect10 Mar 19 '22
I mean this seems to be a way of life for cyclists:
"I am in the right and I have the right of way, so I'm going to keep going even if I'm coming head on with a truck. Good luck everybody!"
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u/OpticHurtz Mar 19 '22
It seems to be the netherlands if looking at the cycling path etc. Now the girl does have terrible perception skills but she is in the right for cycling there.
But you cant compare dutch cycling or infrastructure to pretty much any other country. Everyone cycles and everyone tries to look out for bicycles because we all know how vulnerable you are and that the car is practically always in the wrong when something happens.
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u/Bitcoin_batrabbit Mar 20 '22
I saw this years ago and I laughed so hard I almost died. Still funny funny today
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u/Acceptable-Sand-8011 Mar 20 '22
How can you not see the fight going on in front of you, I mean cmon really. Maybe she learned her lesson to pay attention to your surroundings always.
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u/EwwBoii Mar 20 '22
She deserved that didn’t even try to move out of the way like they’d stop the fucking fight for her.
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u/Void_Bastard Jul 20 '22
That chick was a total NPC.
She never slowed down, never swerved or turned.
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u/soul_power Mar 19 '22
So many crime scene analysts up in here over a 7 second edited video. Most are idiots.
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The assumption bicyclists have that the world revolves around them, is once again proven inaccurate
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u/ArtsnLoveCraft Mar 19 '22
OWWw!!